The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!
by Odeena Skywalker (alias Anne Shard) - these two pennames are seriously starting to give me headaches... O_o
Interlude: Not again...
*Real (yeah, right!) life*
Odeena: *sits down in front of a computer and works on the next chapter of "The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers"*
?: Knock, knock!
Odeena: Who's there?
?: Legolas.
Odeena: *sigh* Elf, the answer was supposed to be 'Merry'!
Legolas: *comes in* Why? My name's not Merry!
Odeena: *rolls eyes* Ever heard of a joke?
Legolas: *looks utterly confused*
Odeena: ...Never mind. Can I help you?
Legolas: *looks for a chair where to sits down, then sighs and leans against the wall* Well, I heard some... rumors.
Odeena: Go on...?
Legolas: Rumors that said you were working on a sequel for "Legolas and the Really Messed-Up Fanfic".
Odeena: Really? *thinks* Rumors sure travel fast around here... *loudly* Umm... what if those rumors were true?
Legolas: *quickly* If those rumors were true, I'd cut my hair, get myself a robe and go hide in a monastery in Tibet for the rest of my life.
Odeena: Really, elf? Geez, that would be a shame... what would all the reviewers think?
Legolas: I'm perfectly aware of the fact that I'm most popular among them, but -- what?
Odeena: *snicker* Narcissist.
Legolas: Am not!
Odeena: Anyway, here. *hands Legolas a pair of scissors* You'll find my mum's bathrobe in the closet in my mum&dad's bedroom, and I'll give you enough money for a ticket to Tibet. Come on now, hurry up, chop-chop!
Legolas: *stares blankly at the pair of scissors* Does that mean... what I think it means?
Odeena: *giggles and points to the computer screen*
Legolas: Wait... this can't be! You promissed!
Odeena: Yeah, but the reviewers liked the fic so much I had to do a sequel!
Legolas: *glares darkly at a bunch of imaginary reviewers* You! Just let me get my bow and arrows! You'll regret it!
Odeena: Umm... there's no one there, Legolas...
Legolas: Oh. Right. *sigh* So what else is new?
Odeena: You're not going to Tibet?
Legolas: No.
Odeena: Pity. Oh well, let me check my review log.
Legolas: *mutters* Elbeterth save me...
Odeena: *giggles* Sorry, Elbereth is on vacation. So anyway, Lendlaer sends you a big kiss, Linwe kindly asks for kiss from you...
Legolas: No more!
Odeena: ...not to mention Filia Regalis, who wants me to give you a nice kiss...
Legolas: Nnnnnoooo!!! *runs off screaming*
Odeena: *glares at the Legolas-shaped hole in the door, then shrugs and resumes typing*
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Author's Note: Wowee, so many reviews again! Thank you, thank you very much! It really means a lot to me to know that people actually like my stories! This is my very first interlude, hope you find it as amusing as the other chapters :) Chap 3 is in the works, and will probably be done by next week. Here are the review responses:
DiamondTook3: I updated! Hope you liked the story and thanks for reviewing!
ApocalypticPyro: You have an ex named Paul? Well, how's that for a coincidence! O_o Anyway, as you saw, there was nothing slashy about the fic. I don't write slash. By the way... just thinking, can I come at the next party you hold at the Green Dragon? I might bring the Fellowship with me, too! Hmm... here's an idea for a nice interlude... *evil thoughts begin to take shape inside Anne's mind*
Linwe: Well, I'm pretty sure Legolas would appreciate you saving him from all the evil fanfics. I'll ask him if he'd like to give you a kiss... maybe I'll write it as a subplot in that interlude I was telling ApocalypticPyro about...
Kekelina: Now that you saw what he wrote, do you like it? I hope you do!
Filia Regalis: Sure I'll give him one... if he lets me! ^_^ Glad you like my story!
Kendria Erleine: Sure thing! So it's Elladan, Elrohir and Eowyn you want to be in the story... Eowyn is already in the Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers - as for Elladan and Elrohir, they'll be in soon, too! And thanks for reviewing 'Legolas and the really messed-up fanfic!', too! Glad you liked the story about the cake!