Showdown Between The Chosen Ones

By Moony

I DO NOT own anything related to Star Wars, Pokemon, Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. They are the sole right of their owners, not mine. I'm not trying to make any money off of this either.

Oh right, anyone wondering about my Pokemon knowledge I should let you know, that when I was about five or six years old, I was quite obsessed with Pokemon. I have pretty much seen all the episodes in those days. That's where all my scary knowledge of the show comes from. –Moony

Chapter 2

Anakin Skywalker smiled. This was the part he had been waiting for. The ultimate duel. Haha, none of their precious weapons could ever defeat the ultimate lightsabre! Or the Force for that matter. He was a Jedi, and they didn't even know what a Jedi or a Sith was.

Harry Potter grinned too. His hexes and jinxes would totally PAWN them all!

Frodo smirked. He had his ultra cool shirt made of mythril, which would totally deflect their lightsabres and wands and crap like that. Plus he had the Light of Galadriel. And sting. Now, what could possibly defeat that?

Ash was nervous. He wasn't good at dueling. Pokemon were cool – but these people had swords. And stuff. Oh dear. Why had he entered this contest anyway?

"Each contestant may have one minute to take care of any last necessities."

Harry polished his wand with his robes. Frodo sharpened his Sting and polished his Light of Galadriel. Ash polished his Pokeballs. Anakin activated his shiny blue lightsabre.

"Ooh… pretty…" Ash murmured.

"BEGIN THE DUEL!"

"TARANTALLEGRA!" Harry shouted.

"I CHOOSE YOU – CHARIZARD!"

Of course, just as Charizard escaped the Pokeball, Anakin came from behind with his lightsabre and sliced Charizard's head off!

"OH! OUCH! That's gotta hurt!" the announcer said loudly.

"NO! NOT CHARIZARD! I TRAINED HIM FROM A CHARMANDER! NOOOOOO! PIKACHU GO!"

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ash yelled, and he began crying his eyes out. "Pikachu was my only friend!"

"And it looks like Harry has done an Unforigvable CURSE!"

The crowd gasped loudly as an owl came flying with a note. The battle stopped for a moment as Harry read his note.

Dear Mr. Potter,

We have confirmed that you have set off an Unforgivable Curse, Avada Kedavra at 12:00 pm on Saturday. Ministry of Magic shall be arrivng shortly to snap your wand and you will be sent to Azkaban. Have a nice day!

The Ministry of Magic apparated.

"Wow! Looks like Harry has broken a law!"

Anakin whipped around. That wasn't fair! Harry had wizard allies! They must die!

He used the Force to choke them.

"What's that? Oh look – Anakin Skywalker is chokingthem with the FORCE!"

"Yay! I don't have to be arrested! NOW DIE!"

"STUPEFY!"

Only Anakin was faster, he swung his lightsabre and chopped Harry's left arm off.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed.

"Yeah see – a cut off arm hurts more than your stupid SCAR!"

Frodo came jumping from behind with Sting and stabbed a nice, pretty, deep cut in Anakin's back.

"OWWWWWW!"

Anakin swung around with the Force, but Frodo had the Light of Galadriel.

"AH! IT BURNS! THE LIGHT!"

Anakin was so furious, that he burst into Darth Vader.

"Wow folks! Look at that! Anakin has become… hey! Listen to the music!"

The Imperial March music could be heard from far away.

Anakin crushed Frodo's neck. Sam came rushing in. "Mr. Frodo! Are you okay?"

Frodo jumps up, his neck fine.

"Go away Sam! YOU STOLE THE RING!"

"SQUIRTLE I CHOOSE YOU!"

"INCIENDO!"

Squirtle burned to death.

Ash couldn't believe it. His Pokemon were losing! His trusted Pokemon! Who had beat Team Rocket so many time! NOOOOOOOOO! It wasn't possible!

Harry had to get Anakin back. He pointed his wand and thought Levicorpous! As Anakin was flung upside down revealing his Senator Amidala boxers! His lightsabre fell out of his hand.

"NO!" he tried to use the Force, but Harry was faster.

"ACCIO LIGHTSABRE!"

Anakin tried to choke Harry, but Harry used a shield Spell. Frodo seized his opportunity and slashed one of Anakin's legs off!

"NO! NOW I NEED A METAL ARM AND A LEG!"

"TARANTALLEGRA!"

Frodo began to tap dance.

"BULBASAUR! I CHOOSE YOU!"

"RAZOR LEAF ATTACK!"

Ash reversed the leaves with a flick of his wand. Bulbasaur died as well. Ash then knew all hope was lost.

"LUGIA! SAVE ME!"

Anakin began crying too. "Now how will Padme ever love me?"

Frodo was ashamed of his tap dancing. And Ash was still in great pain from the amputated arm.

"All righty folks! As you can see, each Chosen One is in pain! Now we shall heal everyone and you shall vote! Who survived best?"

An automatic healing spell was spread over the stadium, as the audience began voting.

"First place, we have Frodo Baggins! As, he only tap danced pretty much. Second is Harry Potter – he got an arm chopped off. Third, Anakin Skywalker with a chopped off leg and… er… obsessive underpants. And…" the audience sighed. "Ash Ketchum. Who had five dead Pokemon."

Ash screamed. "WHY ME!"

"Our next competition shall be – a racing contest! Anakin Skywalker shall be racing with a pod racer! Harry Potter shall be racing with his Firebolt! Frodo Baggins will be racing on Gandalf's pony! And Ash…" the announcer blinked. "Ash will be racing on a skateboard, with Bayleef pulling it."

Our Chosen Ones have all been pretty badly wounded in the process of a duel, and the Ministry of Magic died. Next, they shall be racing? Who will win?Is aFirebolt faster than a Podracer? Is Gandalf's pony way faster than them all?Stay tuned to find out!

To be continued…