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The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!
by Odeena Skywalker (alias Anne Shard)
Interlude: Party time! (part two)
[ Welcome to the Green Dragon! As you may have realized already, I am the narrator of this interlude. My name is Will--wait, I said that already. Oops... Anyway, welcome back to the Green Dragon! ]
[ Thanks to ApocalypticPyro and Kendria Erleine, who got tired of waiting and put their outstanding cooking skills at use, the doors of the Green Dragon opened at last, and the party officially began. Of course, everyone saw it in their own way... ]
Merry! Finally! Where's the food?
Pippin: I don't know! Do you suppose they have any mushrooms?
Arwen: Where's the ladies' room? I really need to redo my make-up!
Boromir: Okay, time to shake it! Let's DANCE!
Crystalline: *looks around for cuties* Time to flirt!
Gollum: Gollum!
[ Suddenly, a white limmo pulls up in front of the restaurant, and Morwen de Cearo, most respected among Odeena's fanfic reviewers, comes out. ]
Morwen: Hi everyone, sorry I'm late!
[ ...wow, I simply can't get my eyes off that limmo... ]
[ Anyway, it's time to meet one of the most important persons of the evening - Mike the DJ! ]
Mike: Sup yo.
[ Throughout the evening, Mike will be playing every kind of music known to men, elves, dwarves, hobbits and orcs, from heavy metal to the most sensitive of ballads ]
Crystalline: Ballads, you say...? Can't wait!
[ Shortly, everyone - including myself - is contaminated by the party spirit, and things get wild. ]
[ In a corner, Merry, Pippin, Sam and two other hobbits do what hobbits do best... ]
Pippin: These mushrooms are absolutely divine...
Merry: Enough about the mushrooms already! I bet you even dream mushrooms at night!
Sam: How about this: evil mushrooms from space who come to eat your brain?
Hobbit extra #1: Or this: a heavy metal band become famous overnight, but they're really mushrooms in disguise!
Hobbit extra #2: Or this: a mushroom becomes president of the United States due to excessive popularity among vegetarians!
Pippin: Well, I'd sure give him my vote! *giggles* That's funny!
Merry: *eyebrow raised* Um... Sam, did you taste anything funny in those mushrooms you ate a while ago? Because I'm starting to think Legolas put some drugs in them...
[ Meanwhile, Linwe, Filia Regalis, Frodo, Boromir, Faramir, Legolas and Odeena are playing a game of 'Spin the bottle'. So far, Boromir gave Odeena a small kiss on the cheek, Legolas had to kiss Linwe, and Frodo very gently turned down an offer for a kiss from Boromir. Now, it's Odeena's turn to spin the bottle... ]
Odeena: OK, here goes!
[ Surprise - the bottle points out at Faramir! ]
Filia Regalis: Oh, you are SO lucky!
Linwe: I'll say... *looks at Frodo dreamily*
[ Faramir kisses Odeena on the cheek ]
Boromir: Legolas, what happened to the tips of your ears? They're redder than usual...
Legolas: Shut up.
[ Now, it's Faramir's turn to have a go. The bottle ends up pointing straight to the space between Linwe and Filia Regalis ]
Linwe: *jumps up* Me!
Filia Regalis: *glares* No, me!
Faramir: Ladies, please! There's plenty of me for everyone! *gives each a kiss*
Filia Regalis: Wow...
Linwe: Wow...
Boromir: Who's next?
Linwe: I'll go... I mean... pretty please? *looks at Filia Regalis*
Filia Regalis: Oh, OK, you go... this time...
[ Linwe spins the bottle and is lucky enough to get a small kiss from Frodo. The game then goes on... ]
[ From a nearby table, Aragorn and Kekelina observe the group with wide smiles on their faces. ]
Kekelina: At least, I don't have to share you with anyone tonight, Elessar.
Aragorn: *giggles* Yes, but you'd better duck whenever Arwen or Eowyn are around. Otherwise, things could get nasty...
Kekelina: No problem. Although I could defend myself. I know karate!
[ But Arwen and Eowyn couldn't possibly threat Kekelina in any way, as they're quite... distracted at the moment... ]
Eowyn: I am NOT fat! *chases Arwen around, attempting to stab her with chopsticks*
Arwen: I hate to say this, but - HEEEELP!
[ From a table, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond and Galadriel watch the scene... ]
Elladan: Should we help her?
Elrohir: Nah, I'm having too much fun watching them...
Galadriel: I'll say.
Elrond: Hey, pass the champagne, will you?
Elladan: Dad, you've already had four glasses. Are you sure you want to have another one?
Elrond: Yeah, sure. I'm not drunk... hic...
[ Meanwhile, on the dancefloor, ApocalypticPyro is busting some awesome moves, while an elf from Mirkwood and another from Lothlorien are trying to outshine each other. Nearby, Haldir and Gimli are trying to stare each other down. They've been going at it for fifteen minutes already. At another table, Morwen and Gandalf are talking about the great questions of humanity, like what is the purpose of life, whether or not humans are alone in the universe, or whether or not a pizza with pepperoni and pineapple is an abomination. ]
[ Suddenly, Mike the DJ makes a decision... ]
Mike: I'm the king of the dancefloor yo, so I say it's time to play a blues.
[ This immediately catches everyone's attention... and everyone gathers all the courage they can muster... ]
Odeena: Okay, elf. I won't ask you to dance with me. You can do it or you can refuse to do it. The choice is yours. I won't mind if you say no.
Legolas: *annoyed* Oh, will you shut up already? I'm your boyfriend, aren't I?
Odeena: ...you are?
Legolas: *mutters something about short-term memory as he drags Odeena on the dancefloor*
Kekelina: Ellesar, will you please dance with me?
Aragorn: The pleasure's all mine!
Frodo: Uh... hi... I was wondering if, perhaps, you would... like to... dance with me?
Linwe: *giggles* Sure!
Filia Regalis: Faramir, can I please have this dance?
Faramir: But of course!
Boromir: *dramatic sigh* Oh, Faramir, how you just happen to be there at the right time!
Crystalline: Hey again, cutie! Care to dance?
Boromir: Sure!
Haldir: Hello, I am Haldir of Lorien. I remarked your excessive skills in dancing, and I was wondering, will you do me the honor of dancing with me?
ApocalypticPyro: *giggles* Okay!
Elladan: Hi... um... *Elrohir elbows him* ...dance? With me, I mean? I mean, would you like to?
Morwen: Of course!
[ And so, the blues is a great success. ]
Mike: And now, I'll turn the lights off for a few minutes yo, for those of you who... you know...
[ The lights go out. Boo! Scared you, didn't I. ]
[ A few minutes after, the lights go back on. I won't say what happened during the respective period of time. Everyone has the right to their privacy. ]
Mike: Time to make an announcement, yo. For five dollars, Gandalf can design a special firework message for everyone. Just pay him the money and see your words written among the stars... or something... *slaps his forehead* I bite at this yo. Big time. Go find Gandalf and ask him the details if you want to. And now, back to our regular program...
[ Immediately, Gandalf is assaulted. Soon, everyone heads outside to see the firework messages. Here's how they go... ]
*Thank you for a wonderful evening, Elessar. You're the sweetest man I've ever known!* - from Kekelina, written in green little sparks.
*Faramir, you have got to be the sexiest man alive. I'm your biggest fan!* - from Filia Regalis, written in small read hearts.
*Thank you for all your mushrooms! They were great! Um... can I have more...?* - from Pippin, written in tiny mushroom-like sparks.
*Frodo, you're a real sweetheart.* - from Linwe, again written in red hearts.
*Great party! And the Fellowship rules!* - from ApocalypticPyro, written in twinkling stars.
*Boromir, you're a cutie!* - from Crystalline, written in pink hearts.
*Gollum!* - it's obvious who it's from (isn't it?), written in green and gold ring-like sparks.
*Wonderful party!* - from Morwen, again written in twinkling golden stars.
And finally, *I love an elf, but I won't tell who he is...* - from Odeena, written in small read hearts.
[ Then comes the most awaited moment of the evening - the cake! ]
Saruman: Gather round for the cake!
[ The cake is a huge, with four layers, covered in cream and candy and with miniature elves, hobbits, dwarves, lords, ladies and orcs scattered all around. Suddenly, the top of the cake flies, and Faramir comes out. ]
Odeena: Wow! Just like in my story! ...except you had to be in drag, too.
[ Everyone giggles at that. ]
Boromir: Of course, we all know what this means...
[ Silence ]
Boromir: Cream fight!!!
Arwen: No! Not that! Anything but th--AAAAH!
Eowyn: Ha! Take that!
Merry: For the Shire!
Pippin: For Mushrooms!
Gollum: Gollum!
[ And so, everyone parties merrily ever after. Or, the fun goes on and on, and when it stops - who knows? Or something like that! This is William Stuart the Third, signing off. See you on the next party! ]
[ I hope it's going to be a bikini party... ]
[ I didn't say that. ]
[ Really, it wasn't me. ]
[ Okay, I'll go now. ]
[ Bye! ]
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Author's Note: Whassup! Here's the second part of the GDP Interlude! Well, how do you like it? Let me know! ^_^ Sneak peek for the next chapter - Boromir is finally going to read his story! A special thanks goes to the boys at limpbizkit for their wonderful album 'Results May Vary', which I listened to while writing this interlude. Although I know they'll probably never read this ^_^ And thanks for reviewing go to:
Lobo Diablo Lone Wolf: You know, that's a really good question. *thinks* You see, in my ideal LotR storyline, Eowyn gets to stay with Aragorn, Faramir stays single, Arwen sails across the Great Sea with Elrond & co., and Boromir kills all those Uruk-Hai instead of getting killed himself. And therefore I don't have any reason to be mad at Eowyn ^_^
Kekelina: The Most Wonderful Author In The World...? Wow, thanks! That's the nicest thing anyone has ever called me! ^_^ And I wouldn't advise you to eat anything that Legolas cooks, either
Undomiel: Well, hello again! Glad you like the story! And yes, Legolas is falling in love with me... well, kind of, anyway. And you are SO right about Aragorn! ...but, I still like Boromir best! ^_^
Filia Regalis: Really...? Well, in that case... wait, I can't say anything, I'm supposed to be impartial... so you two better decide who's Faramir's biggest fan and then let me know, OK? Meanwhile, just to let you know, I claim the title of Boromir's Biggest Fan Of All Time. And if anyone wants to challenge it... *looks around menacingly*
Crystalline4: Wouldn't you know - my Almighty Authoress Powers really work! I got your personality type right! Go me! ^_^ ...anyway, glad you liked the first part, and hope you liked the second one, too!
ApocalypticPyro: Well, what can I say? Thanks for the help! And thanks for saving me from my little cousin's homework, too! ^_^
Kendria Erleine: You can cook that many things...? Wow... I can only make French Fries and some sort of fruit salad... Thanks for the help! And yes, I'm using Saruman as an announcer, although he really doesn't seem to like it.... XD
Morwen de Cearo: Like I always say, it's no problem if you miss to review from time to time, as long as you do review in the end. Thanks for the appreciation, and, as you probably read already, you made an appearance in the interlude, too. I didn't know what to write though, so I had to improvise a little... Hope you like what came out! ^_^ (And yes, I know I use lots of smilies. I'm smilie-obsessed! ^_^)
LegosGrl: Thank you!
Voldie On Varsity Track: Boromir is NOT ugly! Don't you EVER say that about him! He's the hottest man in the Fellowship! (and the only one who takes a shouwer more often than two or three times a year) ...moving on, I didn't know Denethor uses one of those portable toilets, but I hate him, too, for being the jerk he is... err, was, I suppose, since he's dead and everything. He was really dumb to run off that cliff. He could have asked someone to put the fire out for him or something. And about orcs wearing underwear... I don't think they do. I mean, wearing underwear is a sign of civilization, and orcs aren't smart enough to be civilized. That's my opinion, anyway. Glad you liked the chapter, and send a big kiss to Pocahontas from me! I absolutely loved that movie! ^_^