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The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!

by Odeena Skywalker (alias Anne Shard)

Interlude: 100!

Real life (or something)...

Odeena: is writing the next chapter of 'The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!', listening to Sepultura and humming Roots, bloody roots...

?: Knock, knock!

Odeena: Who's there?

?: Merry!

Odeena: Merry who?

Merry: climbs in through the Legolas-shaped hole in the door that the elf made in the first interlude of the ficcie Merry Brandybuck, how many other Merrys are there?

Odeena: sigh Doesn't anyone know the 'Merry Christmas' line...?

Merry: utterly confused Christmas...?

Odeena: Nope, nobody knows it. So, what do you want?

Merry: Well, I came to congratulate you. Way to go!

Odeena: arches an eyebrow, much like Elrond does Congratulate me for...?

Merry: ...you mean you don't know?

Odeena: Know what?

Merry: Come on, you really don't know?

Odeena: What? Know what?

Haldir: peeks in through the hole in the door Way to go, girl!

Boromir: shoves Haldir aside, and then rushes in Most sincere congratulations! I always knew you could do it! You rule!

Odeena: Do what?

Boromir: raves on You know, from the very first fic I read from you, I said to myself, 'This girl has talent'! And now you've proven it!

Saruman: teleports in Congratulations, child! I am very proud of you!

Gimli: opens the door and slams it just as Legolas is trying to get in the room as well Congratulations!

Legolas: muffled ... my nose...

Gollum: jumps through the hole in the door, crashes into Gimli's feet and knocks himself out

Sam: tries desperately to fit through the hole in the door and ends up getting stuck Congratulations, Odeena... eh... could somebody please help me?

Aragorn: climbs through the window What IS going on here? Oh, and by the way, Odeena, congratulations.

Odeena: What the heck is everybody talking about?

Legolas: opens the door Odeena, have you heard--

Sam: LOOK OUT! his head bangs against the wall, and the impact is so strong that it throws him through the hole and into the room Ow...

Legolas: Eh... sorry about that...

Faramir: runs in Congratulat-- trips over Sam --aaah! falls over Gollum, who has just regained consciousness

Gollum: Preciouss... faints again

Elrond: ceremoniously walks in, steps over Sam, Faramir and Gollum and shakes Odeena's hand Congratulations, my child.

Odeena: ...I won't even bother to ask what for, since it seems that nobody wants to tell me...

Arwen: runs in, trips over the sleeves of her dress, falls through the floor and into the basement, which is actually the lair of an elf-eating demon Aaah! gets eaten

Eowyn: pets the demon Good boy, Fluffy. Here's a cookie.

Fluffy: Cookie... purrr

Odeena: pathetically Okay, will somebody please tell me what the hell are you congratulating me about?

Everyone stops whatever they were doing and stare at Odeena

Legolas: You mean you don't know?

Odeena: throws him an 'I'm-gonna-bite-your-head-off' look No, I don't know.

Legolas: 'The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!' just went over 100 reviews!

Odeena: chokes What...?

Gandalf: He said, 'The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!' just went over 100 reviews. Congratulations.

Odeena: Oh... my... gosh... faints

Gandalf: glares at Legolas I told you to break it to her gently...

Author's Note: This interlude is written in honor of the fact that The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers got over 100 reviews! (and has 104 reviews at the moment!). It's pure randomness, so I hope you like it! I'm going to Italy for the next ten days, so this story won't be updated for a while... but fear not! I shall return, and with lots of new ideas, too! On other news, me and ApocalypticPyro began a Prequel to the Green Dragon Party interlude, which you can find under the penname 'The Fellowship Reincarnate'. Go see! And now for the review responses... huggies all her reviewers I wuv you guys!

Omega XSabre: I want some coffee, too! And yes, I do know how men feel about make-up... come to think about it, the only make-up I ever use is goth make-up, so I guess I'd never have to chose between pink or purple...

Seto's angel: Well, you must be talking about Boromir and Arwen, who, mentally speaking, are about five or six years old... Okay, that was just the product of a hyper-imaginative mind on a coffee binge. Can't argue with the effects though.

Mercury Gray: Genius...? Thanks! And... we have a third fangirl who claims ownership on Boromir... perhaps before the 'Fellowship and Fangirls go steady' interlude I should get around to writing a 'Who-owns-Boromir' interlude...

Lobo Diablo Lone Wolf: Yep, that's definitely a Kodak moment. You could frame the photo and hang it in your room, and underneath it write, 'A Historic Moment: The Battle between Boromir, Stewart of Gondor, and The Evil Hedge'!

kalathetrumpeter: Elrohir here. Thank you!

Kekelina: Elessar: pushes Elrohir away from the keyboard Hi! So you're coming then? Great! Hey, just for a sneak peek, the interlude is coming right after Haldir's story and--notices Odeena glaring at him--uh... sorry, got to go. And yes, I almost did stab Frodo. Ciao!

Morwen de Cearo: Thank you for your very long and very nice review! Let's see: I'm a mentally unstable freak who has timidity issues, too, and I also rave when I'm on a coffee binge coughlike I am nowcough, so maybe we're astral twins! And yes, sometimes I do pity Arwen, too... very, very rarely... Finally... me, the Comedy Queen....? dreamy sigh I wish...

Kendria Erleine: Uh... no, you don't sound ditzy at all! In fact... I love people who rant, since I'm one of them! And thank you 10x for your appreciation!

Filia Regalis: Hi, Faramir here. I'm OK except for the fact that Boromir is playing Manowar at top volume on his WindowsXP account on the computer and there's not a thing in the world I can do about it, since lots of people around here seem to like Manowar... cough Anyway, looking forward to meeting you in that 'Fellowship and Fangirls go steady' interlude! Bye!

MimblyThing: Hey, fellow intergalactic coffee addict! Thanks for your appreciation, and... err... I think Boromir said that he met Mickey Mouse and Arwen said that she had a flying broomstick... or was it the other way round? o I need my lecitine...

ApocalypticPyro: Thank you! For all the people: whoever wants to be in the Green Dragon Party Prequel that me and Pyro are writing, put up your hands! Chapter one is up under the penname 'The Fellowship Reincarnate', chapter two is on its way!

Jade, The BAD Twin: Thank you! ...and by the way, I absolutely love your penname!

hornofgondor2: First of all, Happy Birthday from me and the entire Fellowship, and a big hug from Boromir! Eh... sure, you can be in the interlude... that is, if Boromir doesn't mind a double date! By the way, what's your actual name, so I can use it in the interlude? Or how would you like coughBoronator (luved that nick!)cough to call you? Let me know!