ATTENTION: this is the remade version...there's really not that much different except i changed a few spanish errors.

Warnings: PLEASE READ B4 U READ DISCLAIMER. There is sum naughty language in this fic. There is also slight boy on boy action (yaoi) If you feel uncomfortable with this please leave this page...or read and feel uncomfortable (whatever floats ur boat.)

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, and i don't own the phrase "jizzed in your mouth" It belongs to my sister...she says it often.

Well, I was sitting in my spanish class and me and a buddy of mine had a really messed up conversation in spanish, and that was my inspiration for this fic. Hope you like it.

Summary: Joey is bored in Spanish and starts an interesting conversation, but he has no idea what he's saying. And Kaiba takes full advantage.SetoxJoey. Bad language!

Spanish is boring!

That was the main thought going through Joey's head through out his Spanish class. The teacher had been working on verb conjugation for the entire period, and Joey really didn't care.

He looked around the class, trying to find something to occupy his thoughts. First he looked at Anzu. As usual, she was taking notes like there was no tomorrow. The poor girl wrote down every word that came out of the teacher's mouth, even if it was unrelated to the subject.

Next he looked at Yugi. To a normal person, Yugi probably seemed very interested in the lecture. He was sitting straight up and looking right at the teacher. However, if anyone looked harder they could tell that his eyes were glazed over. Joey assumed he was having another conversation with Yami. Joey wished he had someone in his head to talk to when he was bored, that is, until he realized that would make him crazy.

His gaze soon turned to Ryou. Joey expected that he would be talking to Bakura, but the little albino was taking notes. He did not seem interested with the lecture, but he was making an attempt to learn it anyways. Joey thought it was a waste of time to learn something you didn't care about.

Joey looked over to his left to see Honda and Otogi. The teacher had placed the pair right next to each other. Three months into the school year the boys had fallen in love and started dating. When Joey looked over to them they were making "googly eyes" at each other. Joey stuck out his tongue, but they didn't notice.

Finally his gaze turned to the blue-eyed CEO sitting right next to him. Stupid Kaiba, the teen thought to himself. Kaiba was sitting straight up, looking at the teacher. He was not taking notes, but Joey could tell he was paying attention to the teacher by his eyes.

Joey smirked to himself; he had an idea. He quickly took out a sheet of paper and started to write a note to his long time enemy.

"Rich-boy,

Yo te quiero mucho.

Joey Wheeler" (1)

Joey threw the note on to Kaiba's desk. At first, Kaiba did not even glance at the note. Joey thought that he didn't notice it, but the CEO slowly picked it up an unfolded it. When the teacher was not looking, he read it.

Kaiba's expressions were very interesting, to say the least. It began as confused, then slowly turned into amused, and finally to happy (a strange emotion for the cold-hearted boy.) Kaiba took out a pen and quickly wrote a response and tossed the note back to Joey.

The brown eyed duelist wasted no time in unfolding the note. It was a longer than his, and written in Spanish.

"Mi perrito,

Te quiero mucho tambien. ¿Quieres almorzar conmigo¿O quieres jugar en el bano?

Seto Kaiba" (2)

Joey had no idea what the note said. Instead of trying to figure it out, he picked out the words he did know. He knew comer was to eat. He figured Kaiba was asking him to eat dog food. The next word he knew was jugar. He knew it meant to play, but maybe Kaiba had meant fight after school. Being the moron he was, Joey decided to answer Kaiba's question by restating it with a different conjugation (3.)

"Rich-boy,

Quiero jugar en el bano depues del almuerzo.

Joey." (4)

He tossed the note to Kaiba. The teller duelist barely had time to read the note before the lunch bell rang. As Joey ran out of the class to lunch, he noticed a small smirk on Kaiba's face. He hoped that he hadn't written a stupid answer to Kaiba's question.

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Since Joey didn't have any food at home, he was forced to buy a school lunch. He got in line and was served a wretched looking ball of slime. He paid his $.40 (5) and ran to sit with his friends.

Everyone at the table greeted him when he got there. Most of the group began talking to each other. Joey started at the blob on his plate. He was starving, but the thing looked like it was going to eat him. He raised a spoonful to his mouth and slowly put it in. The look on his face was priceless!

"Are you ok, Joey?" Yugi asked, fearing his friend was going to puke.

Honda turned to him. "Damn Joe, you look like Kaiba just jizzed in your mouth!" (6)

Joey spit out the piece of slime, which was still in his mouth, all over his friends. Anzu got the full blast of it.

"Oh my fucking God!" Joey yelled at his best friend. "That's the sickest thing I've ever heard!"

"You know you like it!" Bakura, having taken over his light's body, said.

"What the fuck? I'm out of here!" Joey yelled, standing up from the table. He stormed out of the cafeteria without another word. The blond made it all the way to the men's bathroom before he was able to calm down.

He walked over to the mirror and was shocked to his face was bright red. What the fuck? Why am I blushing over that? He thought.

He quickly splashed water on his face to cool himself. He reached for a paper towel with out looking and dried his face. As he looked up he saw someone behind him, looking at him.

Joey jumped and spun around to face the intruder. It was Kaiba with his ever-present smirk. Before Joey had a chance to yell at him, Kaiba had him pinned. The taller boy crushed his lips into the shorter boy's and pushed his tongue in.

Joey grabbed Kaiba's shoulders but didn't push him away. Instead, he tried to use his own tongue to push Kaiba's back into his own mouth. The boys kissed until they realized that they were running low on oxygen. Kaiba broke away first.

"What the fuck?" Joey asked for the second time that day.

"Fuck on the first date? Let's not be too hasty, my love."

Joey stared at the boy with a blank look. He was way too shocked to say anything. Fortunately for him, Kaiba's cell phone rang. In seconds, the CEO had left the bathroom. Joey stood there for a while longer before running to the Spanish room.

He had to find a dictionary and see what he had said in that note!

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(1) Joey is trying to say "I want you to die" but because he uses mucho (a lot) instead of morir(to die) he ends up saying "I really want you" or "I love you a lot."

(2) In English: My little dog (puppy) I like you too. Do you want to eat lunch with me, or do you want to play in the bathroom? Note: Kaiba knows what he is saying.

(3) By changing the "–es" at the end of quieres to "–o" it means "I want", instead of "do you want." Changing the verb is a very effective way of answering a question when you have no clue what it means.

(4) In English: I want to play in the bathroom after lunch. Note: Jou thinks he is saying he wants to fight Kaiba after lunch.

(5) $.40 is what I have to pay for my lunch, cuz I'm poor like Joey and I have reduced lunch…so in my mind, he does too.

(6) If you dunno what jizzed means...i'm not telling you.

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Hope you enjoyed….I will get to my other stories…I have them written, but my friend has the floppy they are on.

Vana: You'll never update.

Mina: Will too!

Please review if you liked it…and if you didn't you can still review. I would like some constructive criticism, cuz I keep writing and no one says anything bad, but I know there is sumthing I can do to make it better….suggestions will be appreciated.