This is like about the gods, contains some xovers and some, scratch that, lots of Mithros bashing. Hehe. This also is a wee bit OOC. Scratch that, very OOC. They are going to act like 13 year old's, if any of you have problems, with that, don't read it! Hah! I don't give a damn!

Lets see, do I own anyone…hmmm, tough question…Yes! Some guy in black comes along and holds me at gun point. -gulp- no? guy nods okay okay, what ever you say…-gulp-

It was half way through the immortals war, when (dun dun dun!) Mithros had a sudden flash of light in his usually empty head. It went, "I am your extremely intelligent subconscious!" his conscious cricket chirping "I am telling you, something bad is going to happen to you and all the other gods... That Veralidaine Sarrasri is going to be your demise! She is too intelligent for her own good. Conscious cricket chirping "-sigh- never mind." Some thing happens, Mithros goes all smarty. Argaaahhhh! Author makes the sign against evil

The goddess hears and sighs. "That man. He is so hopeless. If mother Flame came and asked him for a report, he would probably stare at her. Thank us that we posses him when ma and da come round.

Ganiel came to her and grinned. "Talking to yourself again?"

The goddess smiled and said, "I'm thinking what would happen if Mother asked for an assessment of the heavenly and mortal realms." Shudders

Ganiel shuddered. He had similar thoughts. Mithros comes up and the goddess asked him if he wanted a cookie. He just glared at her. Ganiel and Goddess exchanged confused glances. Mithros rolled his eyes.

"Ok, listen, I know that you all think I am an idiot, but I am not exactly Mithros. Well, I am, but I am his subconscious and I am much smarter than his conscious. I have had a vision that that Veralidaine Sarrasri is going to screw us up!"

"Umm, brother, what gives you that idea?" Ganiel asked.

"I like her." Mithros said.

The goddess and Ganiel rolled their eyes. "Mythie, just go home."

"I wanna do the cancan!" Mithros said.

The goddess sighed. "Why am I the ruler of the children? He gives them and me a bad name!"

Ganiel doubled over in hysteria. Goddess punched him. "Oof! Lady! You hurt!"

Goddess grinned, then looks at Magequeen who is holding a camera, "Stop calling me goddess. It makes me feel motherly. Call me Mary Sue."

No duh where that phrase came from… Ganiel grinned. "Ha-Ha! That is weird. I read in this book that in the future, Mary-sue is a goody two shoes."

Goddess frowned. "You tell the weirdest jokes."

A million bazillion decades later, one teen say to another, "Lindsay is such a Mary-sue!"