Hello to everyone. I read a script of "My Fair Lady" and got a few ideas for this story...hence the name "My Fair Pirate"...I also will be adding in songs from My Fair Lady...why? BECAUSE I CAN DAMN IT! Now, lets, get on with the story...

I DON'T OWN INUYASHA!

Chapter 2- Caught

"So Kagome, what did you bring?"

"Some of that great drink and...a bunch of Koga's crap" Kagome slurred.

"Same here...except its Kalinoske's. Shall we go?"

"Yeah come on. They're bout ta leave..." she slurred before taking another sip of rum. Then they snuck aboard the side of the ship and tied their bags down with some rope and then climbed on the rope themselves. One by one they made it across to the other ship along with their items tied to the bottom. As soon as they were above the other ship they cut the ropes loose, allowing them to flop down onto the ship.

"We have to go hide, come on" Sango whispered. Then she took her sister's hand and dragged her down into the lower floors.

"S...Sango we...have to...split up...they won't find both of us" Kagome slurred.

"Alright but be careful who knows what kind of trouble you'll get into"

What can happen?" she asked shrugging.

Sango made her way into a medium sized cabin. It had a lot of expensive items thrown around, and had a sense clutter.

"whoever lives in here isn't much of a cleaner..." Sango mumbled. Then she heard a male's and footsteps, so she ran and hid inside a closet.

"I swear one day Inuyasha will drown with all of the rum he drinks" a man mumbled. As she peeked through a crack shw saw him flop down on his bed. Then he took a sip of something and fell asleep. She quietly tip toed to the door...right as her hand reached the door nob she pulled back and stopped just in time to prevent herself from getting cut with the dagger that went straight into the handle.

I suggest you not to move or the next on will not miss" he said.

'I thought he was asleep!' then he got up and walked over to her. It had already gotten dark so now Sango couldn't see the man clearly.

"Who are you? And what are you doing here?"

"My name is..."

Kagome listened as Sango went into the other room and decided to go into the one next to hide in the one next to her while finishing off the last of the rum in her bottle. As she stepped in she noticed, the whole room was in a tone of red and there was a large window on the side of the room, next to the bed. She decided to hide behind. Then she heard someone come in.

"Kalinoske, have you seen Kagome?"

"No but has Sango been around. I haven't seen her since..." he asked trailing off.

"Since the pirates attacked! Those dirty pirates took our fiances!"

"And our rooms have been cleaned out! I remember holding them off from getting downstairs to our rooms..."

"It was Inuyasha I know it. He tried to ruin our merger with the Eastern Kingdom so he kidnaped them! We can not waste time and go back for reenforcements. We have to go rescue them ourselves...before anything happens to them"

"My name is...Sango...Sango Higurashi."

"Well Sango...would you consider bearing my children?"

"NO! I don't even know your name!"

"Oh yes, where are my manners? My name is Miroku. I am first mate of this here vessel"

"First mate? Wow! What do all of you do when you...don't have any ships to steal from?"

"Just lounge around I guess...maybe go into a town to drink or something...but that's it..."

"Cool..."

"You know...you're not like other girls...thank god! I thought I'd never meet a girl who was interested in my life as a pirate...too bad regulations say I'll have to turn you in..."

"What?" she asked her face getting paler by the minute.

"The rules on the ship are, anyone who are on here who we don't know about are to be taken to the captain straight away...don't worry. I'll make sure nothing happens to you" he said leading her out and onto the deck.

"Thanks"

'I just hope that Kagome's fairing as well'

"Man that hit the spot.." Inuyasha sighed laying on his bed. He then set a bottle of rum onto his dresser and blew out his candle.

'Mmm...that drink looks good...' Kagome thought reaching for it. Then, centimeters from the bottle, she felt a blade press against her hand.

"Not so fast..." he whispered. Kagome panicked and drew her sword as well and prayed he wouldn't see her. In liquid movement the curtain she was hiding behind was sliced and fell to the ground. Inuyasha was shocked to see a young maiden with beautiful jet black hair which glimmered in the moonlight along with her sword...wait a sword?

"Woman where did you get that sword?"

"It was a gift from my father"

"You shouldn't handle things which you can not master" he said smirking. Then Kagome thrusted her sword at him, but he narrowly blocked it.

"You should learn not to let your guard down. I believe there was the phrase "never judge a book by the cover"

"You're right...so put your sword down and you won't be harmed"

"How about...no"

"Very well" he said attacking. Kagome sidestepped him and swung, slicing his pants. Then she heard him behind her so she turned on one heel and managed to get him on the arm. Then she turned all the way and he disappeared.

'Where did he go?' she thought looking around. Then suddenly he appeared right behind her and pressed his thumb on a sensitive spot causing her to black out.

"She's a stubborn girl...I'll give er that" he muttered carrying her up on deck.

"Hey boss. That's a nice little girl you caught. Is there enough for the rest of us" one of the men asked.

"No" he answered firmly.

"Ah well...Miroku wanted to see you"

"Alright."

"Hey Yash. There was this girl on board and..."

"I know. I got her" Inuyasha cut in before flopping Kagome onto the deck.

"What? She's right here. Who's that?"

"Oh my gosh! Kagome!" Sango yelled running over to her.

"Do you know her?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes. She's my sister."

"Her moves are pretty good but she was being sloppy. She probably had too much to drink of something. I caught her when she was reaching for mine. I knocked her out but she needed rest anyway...Miroku will send the healer by...it smells like she's had too much to drink. She' gonna be sick when she wakes up anyway. She can stay in my room until then. When she wakes up you both have a lot of explaining to do" Inuyasha explained before walking away.

"And I thought I'd never see the day...Inuyasha...actually being somewhat considerate to a woman!"

Miroku mused.

"Well come on. Let's get her to his room..." Sango said hoisting Kagome onto her back.

WOW! That was rather confusing, right. I guess since in my notebook it was written a diferent way here they are both conscious and both fighting at the same time. But I thought this way would ease the conflicts I am having insides my head. I now have to go into a vegetable state before I commit metal suicide. TOO MUCH INFORMATION IS DESTROYING MY BRAIN!