Hey it's me! Been a while huh. I was neglecting my other story so I decided to do some of the other one for a bit. I didn't know my new chapter was gonna take 3 days to do though. School is over and my dad'smaking me gothroughhis mid-life crisis with him as he goes all crack head health nut so he wants me to take these outrageous2 horu trips with him...every fucking morning! Oh, and to my new friend PyroChi, you were totally right in guessing what happened to me 'cept the wagon only flipped and tossed ME out!

I DON'T OWN INUYASHA

Chapter 4: Kiss up

"Can you believe it Sango! We're actual pirates now!"

"It all still seems so... unreal...we finally are free!"

"Yeah. And it's so beautiful here...it's going to be so much fun being a pirate. To do whatever you want, take as you please and live life to it's fullest!"

"You're in the wrong place if that's what you think we're all about"

"Tsubaki? What are you doing here?"

"Well...Inuyasha oh so kindly requested that "you return his clothes before he takes them himself...not caring where you are at the time...then I overheard your conversation"

"What do you mean we're in the wrong place?"

"That's the kind of talk that'll get you booted outta here for sure. We pirates have a way and order around here too! Whatever you've heard them land lovers say is horse shit. We're probably more organized than them! Pirates have codes that they go by and if you don't follow them you're bound to get into trouble...the number one rule, pull your own weight around here. As long as you do your share around here you can do practically do whatever you want and they can't complain...and believe me...you can do almost anything you want" Tsubaki explained.

"But what do we do?"

What can we do?"Kagome added.

"Try kissing up to them"

"You want us to seduce them!"

"Not so loud! I forgot I was talking with newbies...try oh I don't know...try and deceive them. You know do what they ant but put on a fake smile while you do it"

"But won't sound fake?"

"That what you want to try and do...the faker the better."

"Oh..."

"Ay Tsubaki! Get in the kitchen and come cook! We're hungry!"

"Fuck off landlovers! I'm coming! Kagome go and...clean the study downstairs...no ones ever been patient enough to clean the entire thing without cracking. Maybe if you do it alone you can make some progress. And surely you'll get into Inuyasha's good graces. As for you Sango...I'll need your help in the kitchen...you seem like the intimidating type to keep those little pigs in their place while I cook" Tsubaki explained, mumbling that last part as she saw more crew members walking down towards the kitchen.

"Okay...um..see ya later I guess..." Kagome said walking away.

"Yeah. And if you get through cleaning and whatever you have to do, we'll train later on...no matter how dark it is"

"I'll se you later then...and don't take it the wrong way when I beat you tonight..." Kagome said smirking.

"We'll se my darling sister...we'll see" Sango teased. Kagome humphed and stomped away.

Forgive me for making this so short! it's been so long since I updated this and I'd cut this in half cause it started to get too long. I've been"experimenting"with a vampire fic for Inuyasha, but as i saidI was experimenting. And if i do put it up...one of my stories has got to be completed first...and that could take a real long time ifI feellike it... So I bear this as and offering to satisfy you hunger. Now if you'll excuse me...since it's 1:02 in the morning...I'm going tobed.