Beware! Strong sexual content ahead!

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"Don't worry. Short-term memory loss is characteristic in many concussion victims," the doctor assured Skipper. "Although, with this particular patient, who can tell?" he added, leaving the room.

Skipper sighed and tried to be cheerful when he turned back to Gilligan. "Well, the good news is that if everything checks out when the nurse gives you a check-up, we can go check-in to a hotel," he said, trying to be funny.

Gilligan just stared at him blankly.

"Anyhow, do you feel okay? Are you remembering anything about what happened?" Skipper wondered, sitting back in the uncomfortable chair.

Gilligan pushed himself up to a sitting position in the bed. He recoiled his right arm, feeling the pressure in his shoulder for the first time. "Well," he said, a strain in his voice, "I was walking, just minding my own business. Then I had to swim across the lake to get to the lighthouse……and everyone was talking to me, but I didn't see anybody, so I just kept swimming……"

Skipper stopped him, "Gilligan, I meant did you remember anything about the accident?"

"What accident?" Gilligan innocently pondered.

The Skipper sighed. "The car accident?"

Gilligan raised an eyebrow. "Do you remember the car accident?"

"Of course I remember the car accident! I didn't hit my head! Just my knee," the Skipper grumbled, feeling his throbbing knee.

"Well, then you tell me what happened," Gilligan prompted.

"Well, we had just gotten through eating," Skipper began. "We were arguing, but I don't remember what about—"

"See, everybody forgets."

"Everybody doesn't forget the most terrifying moment of their lives!" Skipper exclaimed. "Anyway, then I stepped into the middle of the road, so we'd be on the side with the airport."

"Airport?" Gilligan questioned.

"Yes. We were going to fly back to California," Skipper answered.

"From where?"

"Hawaii," Skipper said. "We're still in Hawaii."

"Wow! I've never been to Hawaii! I'll bet it's beautiful," Gilligan mused.

"That's what you said before when you saw it," Skipper said sadly. He paused. "What do you remember? Other than the lighthouse and the voices, I mean."

"Well, I remember being on a big boat and you yelled at me….."

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NoV: Okay! No more hiatus! I know it's short, but it's all I can get today.

And I was just kidding about the whole "sexual content" thing.