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Sorry its been a while.....Im having soooo much fun writing this story, its so.....blah. hehe for lack of a better word. This was originally 2 chpaters but ya really don't care so here....

Chapter 3. Dress Up

"Ow! You poked me in the eye!" I screeched at Jenni. The 4 of us, Susie, Anni, and Jenni were all in our dorm. Jenni was clumsily threading my eyebrows, poking me in the eye carelessly.

It's awesome to have my best friends with me in my dorm. Our 5th roomie is Lily Evans. She's actually pretty nice. But she has a group of friends in Ravenclawe, so she doesn't always hang out with us.

It's a well known fact in this school that she detests James Potter, the school Popular. But we all see her reasoning, I mean, the boys head weighs more then his entire body (not physically).

She's not here today though, I here she's got a date with some Ravenclawe, I think his name is Mason. Whatever.

"Sorry sorry sorry!" Jenni says apologetically.

I accept, and go back to letting my eyes water insanely. Yes, my eyes are watering like those sinks on the second floor, you know, the ones that shoot water up from the top? If you have ever had a part of your body threaded, you will understand why I am close to tears. The price we must pay to be feminine.

"There, all done", Jenni says, admiring my eye brows.

I slather on some facial cream. It's not 'girls night'. We don't really do that kind of stuff. It's like saying, "We are only girls for one night". Which isn't true.

So everyday, or night, is made for girl stuff. It's just the way of life.

"Here, try these cucumbers, they really work", Anni holds out her hand to me, filled with cucumbers.

"No thanks. Last time I tried them, my eyes practically burnt off", I say, refusing the cucumber.

"They didn't burn. It's just cos they're so cold Santasia. Try them again, they work."

"I don't care if the work Anni, I don't need them."

She huffs and I do too. We're always rambling like this. It's just never ending arguments. It just makes me love her more.

The Wizard Wireless is on, and one of my favorite songs is playing. I jump onto Susie's bed, and start rockin' out to an imaginary guitar, singing along in a deep voice.

Call me out

You stayed inside

When you love

Where you hide

Shot me down

As I flew by

Crash and burn

I think sometimes

You forget where the heart is.

Answer no

To these questions

Let her go

Learn a lesson

It isn't me

You're not listenin'

Can't you see?

Somethin's missin'

I'm singing off tune at the top of my lungs. The girls are laughing and Anni's cucumbers are toppling off of her eyes. I sing even worse, on purpose, and screech at the end of the song. I'm in this infamous pose that all heavy metalists do, when they're on their knees, stringing the last note with their pick.

Without a knock, Sirius walks in. "Hello girls!"

Chaos.

I forgot to mention. We're all in our bras and panties. OK, we usually don't do this. But today, after the quiz in Potions, we needed to.

So basically,

chaos.

Everyones screaming and running around, trying to find a place to hind. Behind the beds, the dresser, grabbing anything in their path to cover up their body.

Except me. I'm just stunned. I'm not even screaming, and I'm stuck stupidly in the guitarist pose. Still in my black bra and panty.

The girls may not like Sirius, but he is too popular of a boy to be embarrassed in front of. And this is truly embarrassing.

"SIRIUS BLACK! GET OUT OF HERE!" I finally scream, coming to my senses. I'm half naked in front of the hottest boy in school, stuck in this idiotic pose, and I've known this guy since before I could ride a broom. If this gets back to my Mum and Dad, I'm so dead.

The whole time, as the girls run around and I sit there, stuck, Sirius stands in the doorway. His eyes are as big as cauldron cakes, and he's completely baffled at this.

Whats weird is, his eyes aren't darting around. Looking at all of us. They're just stuck on me. Yup Sirius Black is staring at me. And I'm just staring back.

I don't think he will ever come in without knocking again.

But then again, this is Sirius we're talking about.

As soon as I scream, Sirius is out of the doorway faster then a bullet, but he's left the door open.

Jenni slams it and we all change quickly into pajamas, outraged.

I'm the first to run out of the dorm. This is the part where Sirius gets beat up.

I've run into the common room, where James, Remus, and Peter are doubled over, laughing their good old asses of. Sirius looks worried, he knows whats coming.

Graham and Benni are with them too, and they're not outraged, or trying to protect their friend's dignity (Jenni, Susie, Anni, and I) but they are also laughing. But these boys know me so well.

Graham and Benni cower behind the couches when they see me, as the other 3 keep laughing.

Everyone is watching in the room. And Sirius has already bolted to the portrait door.

I'm too fast of a runner. OK, no I'm not. I'm horrible at running. A turtle could beat me.

But I still reach Sirius. Granted, he did just trip over the table. And granted, I did just hex him to trip over the table.

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Sirius is back up in the dorms. The girls dorm. My dorm.

He did not come in without knocking this time. The girls and I dragged him into here, as he screeched and pleaded fro his friends to come and save him.

But they just laughed. Some friends. I honestly think Lupin is about to piss his pants. Pettigrew....well....I think he already did.

It's just the 5 of us in here, the girls, myself, and Sirius.

He's in deep shit in case you're slow on the uptake. He's tied to the chair, and we've been making him up.

We're going to dress him up as a girl. And truthfully, Sirius is a good lookin' girl. With his ear length hair, we can make it bob. With just the right amount of blush, lip gloss, and eye make up, nail polish, he's sexy.

Except for his body. His body is a total guy. I personally think its gross to magic some breasts and a big butt onto him, so we fill his uniform with cheese.

You heard me right. Cheese.

Susan and I are total cheese freaks, and we've been known to take cheese from the meals and stash them into our dorms. They come in very handy, in times like these.

We stuff him with cheese and cloths to make him curvacious. The transformation is complete. But this isn't all. Jenni grabs her Cameron's Cameras, a magic camera, that will work in Hogwarts, and produces moving pictures.

We each take turns posing with Sirius, and again, when I ask Jenni for doubles. But then we do it 2 more times because Susan and Anni want some extras too.

This is not all we do. I know that this is enough torture, but I'm taking advantage of Sirius' debt to me, and make him go into the common room, in his feminine costume.

I still have one more favor I can use on him, since he owes me double, but I spare him. He'll pay later.

But for now, off to the common room.

Muahhhaaaaa. Bad boy Sirius! KK PLZ REVIEW, I love dressing up boys as girls......and I love cheese!

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