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Sorry for my hurry in the last chppie, and sorry that this chapter is short. But I have good news! I am already well on my way to finishing chpater 11! It just may take average time to update so I can see wut ya guys thot bout this chapter cos once you read it, i need to know what ya think about this new turn.

Thanks are at the bottom dudes.

Heehee, i uploaded this chap twice cos the first time it said A Flamins SCAP! instead of SCAB well anyway...

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING:::: i just got an awesome new comp and the damn wordpad doesn't have spell check so im REALLY SORRY for the spelling and grammer problems.

Please don't flame me for this chappie...

CHAPTER 9. A Flaming Scab, Opened

Can someone please explain to me, why can men be such jackasses?

Have you ever stopped and pondered on the wonders of the world?

I didn't think so either.

So maybe this isn't some wonder of the world...but it's close enough.

So explain to me, why are men such jackasses?

At one moment you're all laughing, and giggling, and eyeing eachother. You think you've got the ball in your court, you've got it all under control. I mean, you actually believe that you both have a 'connection'.

And then, this dickhead decides to be a total jerk-off ponce. The little wanker (for lack of a better word) will begin to get distant, start seeing other girls, and even talk about you to his friends.

And then the stubborn arse expects to get a peice of your ass.

Well some of my delightful little ponchos have another thing coming!

I suppose by now you, my dearest reader, are tired of hearing me babble like a loose gillyweed over something that I have not yet explained to you.

I HATE that filthy excuse of a near human being!

Who? You may ask.

Can you really not guess who I speak of? Is there no privy, impish, dousche bag that can ring a bell in your mind?

Or are you ye close to chucking a ripe tomatoe at me for stalling you?

Fine, I'll let loose.

It's Sirius Black of course!!! That foolish son of a mother.

Right now, I think I may go have a fit, which acutely consists of me jumping up and down, shaking the dorm room and tearing my bed spread and scarlet curtains. Be back in 5.

OK, I'm back from my little excursion off to the underworld of the pissed off. Time for some explaining I suppose?

There I was, minding my own damn businness. I was ladeling my brewing potion in Potions class when I looked across the room to see a sight that made me drop the ladel into the pot, never to come out again.

Sirius, that sleazy git, was toying around with some cick from Hufflepuff. And if I may say so, she wasn't that pretty.

Why would this get my knickers in a twist you ask? Since I had seen Sirius do this so many times? Well, that was before I almost kissed Sirius, and it was before I realized that I, Santasia Moria, am deeply and insanely in love with none other then Sirius Black.

And in a way, I guess it was over night. I woke up this morning and the first thought that reached my groggy head was 'Oh my God, I love him'. Which is very strange since I had no dreams of him and I wasn't thinking about him!

You probably think it's strange that all of a sudden, I would wake up one birght ans shiny day and proclaim that I am in love.

But this was different. Let me explain to you in a way you might undertsand.

It's like when you have this gory scab on your hand from say... moving a matress. The scab is only slightly peeling and you go to sleep one regular night. Only to find that once you have woken up, this scap has completly peeled of because, perhaps, you were stirring in your sleep. Or some 'friction' caused the scab to peel.

So my love for this ginormous arsehole has been here for quite a while I realize, but it only just bloomed into a flaming scab. How'd you like my metaphor? Or is it simile? Damnit I'll be back in 5.

Sorry for my absense. My confused mind is obviously on a whirlwind right now, because my moods about Black, yes this is what I call him now, have been as bumpy as a pimply camel's back. Not that I would know if a camel would have pimples.

Wait, wouldn't they?

I mean, camels have to grow up and go through some type of camelian puberty... right?

Well, back onto the subject.

So I dropped my ladel into the pot because there I saw Sirius flirting with this bouncy blond. From where I was sitting, I could tell that she stuffs. And let me just say that I was sitting pretty far.

He had his uncontrolable arm wrapped around her as they doddled (damnit I know that's not a word, don't mock me!) theirheads around eachother.

I guess that image would make you think of them as bobbleheads. But in a way, they were just some largely hormonal bobbleheads.

Well it seems that I'm making quite the vocabulary today! Considering that I am writing this all down at 11:56 p.m.!

As I was saying, Sirius and his new objection were blatantly flirting shamelessly. I hate him.

I hate him!

I hate him!

I lo- no!

I hate him!

How could he do this to me? I thought he liked me!

Well I'm off to mope in my own miserable world. Then I have to get ready for tutoring with Topher.

I haven't talked to him since he kissed me.

Dont worry, I'm not going to make Santasia grovel for him or anything...a reviewer once requested to make her 'hard to get' and that is exactly what I intend to do.

Thanks:

RonniBoy: I never thot how Sirius acted hhm...I'm glad you thought this was real, it's just what I was aiming for.

redheadfanatic: i did post! teehee, it just didn't show up for a while, server problems i suppose

starlitestarbritelilsis: alright, i am evil...more evil on the way! lol honestly, i like this story better then Playing Nice too, if thats wut ur talkin bout

blabz: dont worry, my comp was given me the same prob, it happens a lot

i hate everything: errr thanks lol your review made me happy to know that my fellow readers may require Depends wink

Canadian Cocoa Chick: we can be evil but I PROMISE topher is not the one whose going to get hurt (read that carefully and ya have a hint of wuts comin up)

Me: thank you darling, your review was simply delightful!

rachel: no i didn't get it from Greenday, tho they are good. It just popped into my head

MissyMelBelle: thanks abunch! i love ur name...anyway, thanks so much for your offer on the beta-ing. im gonna work extra hard on the next chappies for their grammer and stuff...but im seriously considering a beta so stay on your toes.

Heya I lurvvv ya guys thankx for the AWESOME reviews, love to read them...and ya know the drill.

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