Chapter Seven - Guest apperance

"Good-moring campers!" called Randall's voice over all of the camps. The next thing he said was not heard over all the grumbling of having to wake up so early (9:00), so he said it again.

"After everyone has gotten ready and eaten all of their left-over chicken pieces ( there was none - Governor Swann had stolen everyones while they were alseep), please gather in the center camp!"

They all hurried to get dressed ( except Hermione who yelled at anyone who told her to) and they proceded to the center.

When Hermione finally showed up Randall clapped his habds once and smiled evily at the contestants. They looked at him questioningly, except Dumbledore who just stood there twidiling his thumbs.

"Today is challenge day! Your challenge - you must sit through.........an entire.........3 hour.......Hilary Duff concert!" Randall said gleefully. ( Sorry to the Hilary Duff fans but but friend and I hate her and find her highly annoying!)

"NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Hermione, sinking to her knees and throwing her fist-clenched hands up into the air.

The others made no movement, being that thwy had never heard of her before.

"Yes!" said Randall,"Also, you will be able to leave as you wish, but forfitting the prize. If someone does sit through it all, then your whole camp will share the prize!"

"What's the prize?" asked Draco sceptically.

"That will revieled only when the challenge is over!" said Randall happily, " The concert will begin in one hour. I suggest you go prepare yourselves.!"

" What if no one can sit throught it all?" asked Fred.

"Then the person who stayed the longest will win!" replied Randall.

"And if it's a tie?" questioned George.

"We will have a tie breaker question about Canada!"

"This is so stupid!" said Ron walking away.

When the contestants arrived back at the center camp they found a huge tent with a stage in it. There were 33 chairs stationed around it. Hilary Duff was not there yet.

"URGH!" said Hermione, "I don't want to do this, I REALLY don't want to do this!"

"It'll be fine," comforted Ron, patting her on the shoulder, " It's just a concert!"

"But it's Hilary Duff!" exclaimed Hermione.

"Hello!" said Randall walking up to them, " Please, take a seat."

Everyone scrambled for a front row seat, except for Hermione who took the one furthest from the back.

"Alright!" said Randall, " We are ready to start!"

Hilary Duff walked onto the stage, picked up her microphone, and opened her mouth to start singing.

"NOO!" scremed Hermione, and she ran out of the tent and into a solid brick wall, resulting in a concusion as she passed out.

Then Hilary started to sing and everyone's mouth dropped open in horror. All but Dumbledore, who sat in his seat and twideled his thumbs.

"Let's her microphone break, " Whimpered Fred," Please let it break!"

"If they hadn't taken my wand I would gladly blow her up!" growled george, his fingers in his ears.

Simultaniously, the constestants started screaming like Hermione and ran out of the tent: Legolas ("My ears! My sensitive elvish ears!"), Barbossa, Ragetti, Pintel, Aragorn, Jack("Right behind you, scragly!"), Ron, Voldemort, Gimli ("This is worse than dwarf singing!"), Governor Swann, Will ("This is worse than Elizabeth!" "HEY!"), Gandalf, Pippin, Harry, Merry, Elizabeth ("This IS worse than me!"), Frodo, Sam ("I'm right behind you Mr. Frodo!"), Eowyn, Ginny, Annamaria, Draco ( "I'd rather listen to Doby sing!"), Luna, then Elrond.

"Must ---- stay ---- here ---- " stammered George, "URGH! I can't take it anymore!" He ran out of the tent.

"NO!" cried Fred, " You can't leave me here! I won't make it!" He then followed his twin out of the tent at top speed.

Only one person noe remianed - Dumbledore, who was still sitting there, twididling his thumbs.

Randall walked into the tent with pink earplugs in his ears, "Stop!" he yelled, "STOP!"

Hilary stopped singing, looking puzzleled.

Randall took his earplugs out, " Thank you, but we are finsihed, you may go now."

Hilary walked off the stage. Her pitiful audience was only listening to her for 15 minutes.

"Congratulations Dumbledore of the 'Old Sessy Dudes' camp. You have won the prize! A cucumber!" stated Randall happily as the other campers walked cautiously into the tent.

"A CUCUMBER!?!?" exclaimed Draco," That pathetic!"

Dumbledore took the cucumber like it was his first born. Then, Governor Swann ran up to him, grabbed the cucumber, and ate it all in one bite.

Dumblre looked down at his hands sadly, as tears started welling up in his eyes.

"I stand corrected!" said Draco laughing his head off, "THAT'S pathetic!"

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