Chapter Nine - The Eviction (A.K.A. Ha-ha-your-kicked-off-ceremony)

"Will everyone please come to the center camp area, please?" aked Randall after the campers had gone back to thier camps for a few minutes to decide who they wanted to evict, and for some rest. However, the only one who got any rest was Govenor Swann, becuase his snores could be heard for miles.

"What now? complained Draco, gathering with the others.

"We are going to vote!" excplaimed Randall, Please remember that the PickEls cannot be voted out, becuase they have the Ha-ha-you-can't-kick-me-off necklace. All other campers are fair game, and the PickEls will be voting along with everybody else. When I call your name, I want you to come into, this here tent. Nadene is inside. You will tell her who you wish to vote out. Understand?"

"Yes," a few mummbled, the others nodded or scowled.

"Jack Sparrow." called Randall.

"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" mummbled Jack as he entered the tent. Nadene was seated at a table with a pen and paper."

"Who do you wante out?" grunted Nadene.

"Snape," replied Jack, then he excited the tent.

(A/N : I'll put a bit of dialoge in for the rest of them, but doing that for all of them would be boring. I'll just put two names per line...the first will be the person, the second name will be the person who they vote out.)

Will - Legolas

Gov. Swann - Norrington

Norrington - Will

Elizabeth - Frodo

Annamaria - Jack

Barbossa - George

Twigg - Barbossa

Bo'sun - Barbossa

Ragetti - Fred

Pintel - Draco

Frodo - Sam

Sam - Gandalf

Merry - Sam

Pippin - Gandalf

Aragorn - Legolas

Legolas - Will

Saruman - Fred

Gimli - Elrond

Gandalf - Dumbledore

Elrond - Gimli

Eowyn - Fred

Dumbledore - George

Harry - Elizabeth

Ron - Swann

Hermione - "Everybody!"

"You can only choose one!" replied Nadene

"Fine, Eowyn," pouted Hermione.

Snape - "Mr. Puffy!"

"There is no...nevermind."

Draco - Voldemort

Voldemort - George

Ginny - Annamaria

Fred - George

George - Fred

Luna - Twigg

"Alright, everyone! Voting is over!" cried Randall.

"Finally!" yelled Jack.

"The votes went as follows:

Jack - 1 Will - 2 Norrington - 1Elizabeth - 1Gov. Swann - 1 Annamaria - 1

Barbossa - 2Twigg - 1Bo'sun - 0

Ragetti - 0 Pintel - 0 Frodo - 1

Sam - 2 Merry - 0Pippin - 0

Aragorn - 0Legolas - 2Saruman - 0

Gimli - 1Gandalf - 2Elrond - 1

Eowyn - 1Dumbledore - 1Harry - 0

Ron - 0Hermione - 0Snape - 1Draco - 1Voldemort - 1Ginny - 0

Fred - 4George - 4Luna - 0

Which means that there is a tie between Fred and George." Said Randall happily .

"What are we going to do?" asked Ginny.

"We are going to kick off both of them!" exclaimed Randall.

"Yes!" said Fred and George, high fiving each other. "We get to go home!"

"No you don't!" said Randall, you get to spend the rest of the challenge in that 8 feet deep hole!"

Fred and George looked thunderstruck.

Suddenly Nadene appeared behind them and pushed the twins into the pit, causing them to land on their faces with a sickening thump.

"Ow..." said Fred.

"Mommy..." whimmpered George.

"The upside of living in that hole is that you get hot, prepared meals 3 times a day! The down side is that you will not be allowed out to use the bathroom." explained Randall.

The group was silent."Eww..." said Draco.
"Ya, well we get to eat!" yelled Fred.

"Ha, in your face!" said George.

"Ya, well you get to sleep in your own crap!" questioned Fred.

"Oh, ya!" said Draco sarcastically, "It's my lifelong dream."

"Ha! We're living it!" yelled George.

"Losers." snorted Draco, walking away.

"Wait a minute there Draco!" interupted Randall, "You are being designated new camps!"

"Oh, joy," said Aragorn, sarcastically.

"The new camps are as follows:

Camp one - Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Harry, and Ron.

Camp two - Annamaria, Luna, Elizabeth, Ginny, Eowyn, and Elrond.

Camp three - Aragorn, Legolas, Will, Gimli, Draco, and Norrington.

Camp four - Barbossa, Swann, Gandalf, Saruman, Bo'sun, Voldemort, and Dumbledore.

Camp five - Jack, Pintel, Ragetti, Snape, Twigg, and Hermione."

"Yes!" exclaimed Ginny, "I'm free of Hermione!"

"HEY!" exclaimed Hermione.

"Please disperse into the numbered camps, the number will match your camp numbers!" said Randall, "When you get there, you will select new names for your groups!"

"Oh, joy." said Aragorn.

A/N - Sorry, I haven't updated in a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really long time! I had a bit of writers block, so this chapter is only a filler chapter, the next chapter will be longer...and funnier.

If anyone has any ideas for funny stuff to happen later on, please let me know! Kim and I have some stuff written down already, but if you guys have any ideas we'll put them in if it fits with the story.

I realize that some of the characters are very out of character. I'm sorry to those people who strongly care, but this is a leisure story for me. Other stories I have written have been very serious. This is like my break story, bent on fun and humor only. I hope you found this story as highly amusing as Kim and I have found it so far!

Hope you liked this chapter - though it kinda sucks...thanks for the reviews so far!