Beast boy woke the next morning to a strange sound. He opened his eyes wearily and they sought out his clock. The red LED light shone 8 am, 4 hours earlier than he would have liked to get up. His eyes soon traveled around his room to find the disturbance that had awoken him so early. They widened in surprise at the sight he found.
Raven was sitting in the middle of his pile strewn floor wearing nothing more than a pair of his boxers and green muscle shirt. She was munching, rather loudly, on a bowl of cereal and slightly head banging to what he believed to be Disturbed considering he had left it in his cd player that she was currently listening to.
He blinked a few times, trying to figure out if what he saw was real or just a dream.
"Rae?" he asked uncertainly.
She looked up at him, milk dribbling down from her mouth to her chin. She flashed him a slightly mischievous and cereal full grin before continuing to eat. He watched as she finished it off in record time and give a large, un-excused burp and dropped the bowl onto the floor with the rest of his junk.
She got up and walked over to his bed, dropping onto it and poked his side. He just sat and stared at her for a moment. "Um... is there something you would like?" he asked as she kept staring at him.
She grinned again and took a piece of paper out of her bra and handed it to him. He hesitantly took it and unfolded it, reading aloud. "Cyborg: 10 am, Starfire: noon, Robin: 12:30pm... What are these for?" he asked, slightly confused.
"Prank times." she responded simply before leaning back against him, eyes closed with the same mischievous smile gracing her lips.
"Pranks?" he asked slowly before grinning as well. "What do you have in mind"
A few hours later, they started to head for the lounge so Beast boy could eat before they put operation 'Cyborg' to work.
"Uh, I really think you should change into your own clothes." Beast boy said as he glanced at Raven again. She had changed into a pair of his jeans that were way to baggy and hung below her waist line revealing the boxers she still wore. She had traded in his muscle shirt for a black and green dragon one.
"I don't think so."She said, crossing her arms and continuing down the hallway ahead of him. He jogged slightly to catch up to her as she walked through the doors.
The other Titans were already crowded around the table. As soon as Cyborg and Robin saw Beast boy and Raven, they started snickering.
"What's so funny?" Beast boy demanded.
They exchanged glances before they bursted out laughing. "Did you forget to put your own clothes back on this morning Rae?" Robin asked.
Beast boy blushed slightly and glanced at Raven who seemed unfazed. "As a matter of fact," she started, "I find these clothes comfortable but I must ask you, did you forget to take your stupid pills this morning? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't need an excuse to be an idiot"
Beast boy and Cyborg burst out laughing, even Starfire giggled before quieting down and returning to her meal. Raven gave a dumbfounded Robin a smug look and grabbed another bowl of cereal.
"Still hungry Rae? That's your third bowl already." Cyborg pointed out.
She shrugged as she poured another bowl of shredded wheat and sat on the counter, chewing loudly and slopping milk down her chin.
"Rae... uh, ya wanna get off? That's where the food is prepared." Robin said slowly.
She shook her head and kept eating her food. Cyborg sighed and looked at Beast boy. "Would ya tell your girlfriend to get down"
He blushed and shook his head furiously. "She's not my girlfriend." he said firmly.
Raven tilted her head back, drowning in the last of the milk before burping and wiping her milk mustache on the back of her hand. She glanced at the clock and smiled mischievously before hopping off the counter and heading for the door.
"Where ya going Rae-Rae?" Cyborg asked.
She jabbed towards the doors. "Gotta take a piss, is that alright with you metal butt?" she snorted. "Metal butt, gods how did you let him call you that? It's almost bad as Spike. Who, by the way, smells of cheap hair gel and bad cologne"
"What about champ?" Robin asked furiously, pointing to Beast boy.
She shrugged. "I don't care. It's not that funny really, just part truth." with that she walked through the doors with the others staring at her as the doors shut.
"Rude much?" Cyborg asked.
"Perhaps that is friend Raven's new emotion." Starfire put in.
Beast boy glanced at the clock and grinned. 'it's time...' "Well guys, I'd love to stay and chat but I've got some business to attend to so if you'll excuse me.." with that, he got up, put his dish in the sink and walked through the doors, humming happily.
"I've got a bad feeling about this..." Robin said slowly.
Starfire nodded in agreement as did Cyborg. "Our friends are acting very strange indeed"
Cyborg shook off the feeling and looked at Robin. "I've got an hour before I plan to work on the T-car, how about I whip your lazy behind in racing"
"Your on!" the two boys vaulted the back of the couch, snatched up the controllers and pressed the on button. Starfire joined them and cheered for both members.
"You know how pissed he's going to be?" Beast boy whispered from his hiding spot, bursting into a fit of giggles.
"Shh! Here he comes!" Raven responded. The lights flashed on and the two ducked further down in their spot as they watched Cyborg cross the garage, whistling, and pull the tarp off of the T-car.
"WHAAAA"
The T-car had been bombarded with streamers and car paint as well as egged and had orange juice and maple syrup poured all over it. He pressed his cheek against the trashed car, tears falling from his normal eye. "My baby"
Beast boy snickered softly and poked Rae, indicating that they should get out soon. She held up a finger and pointed back towards Cyborg who was opening the car door. Water came rushing out and spilled all over the garage floor.
"Now we can go." Raven said after snapping one more picture of Cyborg and surrounding both herself and Beast Boy in black energy and transporting back into his room.
Beast boy fell onto his bed laughing hysterically. Raven merely smiled and looked at the pictures she had taken with the Polaroid camera and laughed quietly before sliding them into a book she had gathered to add more memories of her friends before turning back to beast boy who was watching her with a smile on his face.
"Ready for phase II?" She asked.
He nodded and picked up some honey, hair dye, and mustard and followed her out the door quietly humming the theme to 'mission impossible'
"Where are we going to hide this time?" beast boy asked.
Raven pointed to Starfires bed and quickly shoved him under as they heard the noises of Starfire putting in her combination.
"My love robin." they heard her mutter as the door opened and she walked in. "Ah... it is time for my daily ritual of brushing the hair." she sat down in front of her vanity mirror and picked up her brush and started brushing.
Beast boy and Raven had a hard time holding back their laughter as they watched Starfire brush black hair dye into her hair, leaving streaks behind. Starfire saw part of it and dropped the brush, jumped up and ran into her bathroom, slamming the door behind her.
They heard water turn on a few moments later and waited with bated breath.
"Someone has put my delectable mustard in the exchange of my delicious strawberry shampoo!" she gasped. The mental image of Star trying to wash it out was too much for the two and they burst out laughing. "Wait, wait... lets see if she tries the other.." Raven whispered.
A few moments later a scream that shook the whole tower was heard.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
It was better than the two had suspected. Robin came bashing through her door at the same time Starfire came out of her bathroom in only a towel and they crashed into each other. Robin rubbed his head and opened his eyes slightly. The sight he saw made them widen and he turned his head, blushing slightly.
Starfire was on top of him and her towel had fallen to reveal her butt. Robin attempted to replace the towel but without looking, managed to grope her behind instead.
"Um, friend Robin?" starfire asked meekly. "Your hand is on my grebnaks."
Robin immediately shot up and ran from the room while Raven managed to transport herself back to Beast boy's room where he had gone after being unable to contain his laughter after robin had placed his hand on Starfire's butt.
She found him laughing into a pillow, trying to muffle the sounds. When she sat next to him, tears of laughter flowing down her eyes, she noticed that he two was laughing particularly hard.
"I... I... I don't think... that... I can... do that again." he managed to gasp through his laughter. He sighed and lied on his back, staring at his ceiling. Beside him, Raven burped and made him burst into yet another fit of giggles.
"I should deck ya for laughing at me." she stated, holding up her fist.
He stopped laughing abruptly but managed to smile back meekly when she did. "Robins next right?" she nodded and pondered their plan. "This may take a bit more cunning." she snorted. "Maybe I should just do it on my own"
Beast boy frowned. "Hey, that's not very nice"
"I'm not very nice, get used to it." she said, standing up. "Now come on you great big oaf"
Robin punched in his code, 4568375233, and his door opened. He strode through the doors and looked around his room. The once white, plain walls, were covered with posters and print outs of Slade.
He shrugged off his cape and threw it in his empty hamper and paused for a moment, not remembering when he did the laundry and shrugged it off. Opening his closet to get a new cape, he froze.
His clothes had been dyed from red and green to pink and light violet. His cloaks were now a bright fluorescent pink while his masks had turned bright green.
"Wha... wha... wha..." he noticed that some of his bird-a-rang's were also destroyed and his eyes widened, tears falling down his cheeks. "Nooooo!" he picked up the broken remains and cradled them. "These worked so well." he pouted.
Raven snickered and snapped some more shots. Robin must have heard this and he turned around, eyes searching his room for the noise. "Who's out there"
'No one but your mind Robin..' Came a voice that resonated from every corner in his room.
He whipped around. The voice sounded familiar in a way. "Slade! Is that you!" his voice filled with little hope before replaced by anger. "Show yourself"
'It is not Slade Robin, but your own voice'
"I must be going nuts..." he said slowly. From under his bed, Beast boy was filming the show. He managed to keep his laughter to a bare whisper tone but was having extreme difficultly.
'Shut up!' Raven interjected into his head as she turned her thoughts back to Robin.
'I am your self, we both know why you care about finding Slade'
Sweat started pouring down his face. "H...how would you know!" he yelled.
'I am your mind... I know everything you know'
"Whatever your thinking, it's not true!" he cried.
'We both know that you care for Slade and had fun under him as your apprentice. We see the looks you give him when he appears and vice versa. We know you get turned on by him'
"That's a lie"
'Try and deny it Robin... Dick... we all know the truth... truth... truth...' the voice faded and Robin ran from his room, screaming about hallucinations.
Beast boy cracked out laughing, bent over and clutching his sides. Raven floated down gently and took the camera from him, turning it off and disappearing into the floor after whispering. "I'll be waiting in your room"
Beast boy eagerly rushed to his room after making sure Robin wasn't in the vicinity and punched in his code, 4568372836.
As soon as he entered the room, a pie slammed into his face, covering him with whip cream and he stumbled forwards, triggering other devices to send pies flying at him from all directions. He fell onto his bed backwards and sprinkles fell from above him and covered him from head to toe with little candy bits. Raven was laughing from her position against the roof, video camera in hand. "Gotcha" she used her powers to place a cherry on his head.
He wiped the cream from his eyes and looked up at her, an evil grin on his face as he used his bed to bounce up and grab her, pulling her against his messy body and getting her all messy.
"Aww, look what you went and done." she said with a smile on her face. "You must really care for me if your willing to make me a mess." she licked part of the cream off his cheek.
Beast boy stared at her, slightly confused and blushing before he coughed and looked away. "W...we should go get clean."
Raven shoved him down on to his bed. "Your such a perv, I wouldn't take a shower with you even if you paid me..." she paused "...lust on the other hand... she'd do it for free. Seeing the horrified look on Beast boys face she laughed and melted into the floor, presumably to clean off.
"Ready for movie night?" raven asked grinning as she put in the movie.
No one responded, Starfire was too busy scrubbing at her hair in the sink and Robin's eyes were darting around the room while Cyborg was grumbling about having to clean the T-car all day. She shrugged at Beast boy and slid in the tape before plopping down on his lap.
"Uh... you wanna get off?" he asked meekly. She shook her head and pressed play on the remote.
The view of the T-car came into view as a light switch was flicked on to reveal Cyborg. He pulled the tarp away and his expression was priceless.
They went through each of the tapes, noticing it lacked Raven and the conversation between herself and Beast boy after their little whip cream incident. By the end, beast boy was blushing and the others were furious, with the exception of Robin who was also blushing.
"You mean, you two did all of that?" Cyborg asked.
They nodded, grins apparent on their faces.
"You shall die!" Starfire screamed as she started shooting starbolts at the two. Beast boy and Raven started running for their lives with the other Titans hot on their trail.
"Get back here"
"Not a chance!" Raven yelled back, grabbing Beast Boys hand and phasing through the window, pulling him up to the roof where they stood, catching their breath for a moment until Starfire burst through and started firing again.
'This is going to be a long night...' Beast boy though wearily as they started to run again.
AN: woo! I had fun
This chapter is Dedicated to Jerky & Comrade both who inspired most of this chapter, especially the Robin parts. Thanks guys!
Also, I'm putting up a link in my Profile for a Rae/BB Rae/Rob forum. We need more Rae/BB supporters so we can kick some Rae/Rob ass! Please join, you won't be dissapointed.
Quite-a-Shame: Yes, Raven did get control at the end where she snuggled up closer to BB Grins though i'd throw that little bit in there.
Regrem Erutaerc: I hope I did this arlight. I tried to keep it lighthearted but still keep her slightly rude, I don't think I did a very good job at that.
The little 'easter egg' of sorts was in context. 'but he soon hearda gentle rapping of someone at his door ' A little E.A.P. terminology... it was stupid yeah I know.
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