Chapter 10 - New Camp Names

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Harry, Ron.

"This is so stupid," said Ron, "Why don't we just keep the same camps?"

"Not a clue." replied Harry.

"Well, I haven't got a clue what we should call ourselves," said Pippin," I'm still tired from picking out last name!"

"Me too," said Sam.

"What was your guys' last name?" asked Merry.

"Two midgets and three retards," replied Frodo, " or T.M.T.R. as I liked to call us."

"Hmm..." said Harry and Ron, stoking their chins.

Annamaria, Luna, Elizabeth, Ginny, Eowyn, Elrond.

"Yes!" cried Ginny, high-fiving Luna," No Hermione and still all girls!"

"Elrond is a boy," Eowyn whispered.

"That's okay," giggled Elrond.

"How did he hear you?" asked Luna.

"He's and elf!" replied Eowyn, "They have very keen hearing, excellent eyesight, light on their feet, uterly soundless, fait, longhaired, tall, slim, immortal, flawless..."

"Altight!" interupted Annamaria, " We get it!"

"Your okay with being called a girl?" asked Elizabeth.

"Sure." said Elrond

"We should call ourselves something girly!" cried Elizabeth.

"Ya, but what?" asked Ginny.

"I know!" said Elrond.

Aragorn, Legolas, Will, Gimli, Draco, Swann

"Yes! We're together again!" said Aragorn, as he, Legolas, and Gimli high-fived.

"Hunters forever!" cried Gimli.

"Togther 'till the end!" asdded Legolas.

"Retards reunite!" said Draco, clasping his hands together above his head.

Will laughed. Legolas scowled at Will.

"You again?" he asked.

"No kidding, they can't even seperate us on this stupid, stranded, snow covered, retard filled, stupid, weathered, no weaponed, good for nothing, mother f..." ranted Will.

"Enough!" interupted Aragorn.

"Yes, we're supposed to be picking a name." added Govenor Swann.

"Okay, where the HELL did you come from?"asked Draco.

"I've been here all the time and I've got an idea for a name." replied Swann.

"Let's hear it then." said Will.

"Well, it's not a name in particular." said Swann putting his hands behind his back and rocking back and forth on his heels," My idea is to name us after some kind of food like pinecones, or grass."

Draco galred at him and Will looked at him apprehensively.

"Food! That's a terrible idea!" began Draco, "I'm not being named after some food. Pinecones or grass? Thats not even food! I don't know what you've been smoking...or eating. And whats with TRYING to look smart, rocking back and forth...hands behind your back..."

"Okay, Draco!" said Aragorn, " I think we've cut him down enought for an hour or two."

"He does have a point, Elassar." said Legolas.

"Oh sure!" said Will, " Side with the other blonde!"

"Hey, you know what, Will?" asked Draco.

"What?" asked Will.

"SHUT UP!" shouted Draco.

Barbossa, Albus, Norrington, Gandalf, Saruman, Voldemort, Bo'sun

"You know whats odd?" asked Gandalf.

"What?" asked Norrington.

"All of us have grey hair!" replied Gandlaf, "Or no hair at all," he added looking at Voldemort and Bo'sun.

"I suppose," said Saruman.

"Hey!" said Barbossa, "That gives me an idea!"

Jack, Pintel, Ragetti, Severus, Twigg, Hermione

"Hey, Jack, old buddy, old pal!" said Ragetti, walking up to Jack.

"Do you have any rum?" asked Jack as they embraced.

"No..." replied Ragetti.

Jack pushed him away, "Touch me, and die.Or give me rum." he added as an afterthought.

"Ok..." said Ragetti, backing away even farther, resulting in bumping Hermione. She hissed at him.

Ragetti backed away from her and bumped into Twigg, who grunted at him. He then preceded to retreat into Severus, which finally knocked him over.

"WAlk much?" asked Snape, walking away.

"This just isn't my day, sighed Pintel, putting his head in his hands, still sitting on the ground.

MEANWHILE: In The Pit

"This has got to be the most boring part of this whole challenge." sighed Fred, sitting on the ground.

"No kidding." replied George, "Just imagine if it wasn't a tie. Thne only one of us would be in here and that would be even worse!"

"Yep, " said Fred, "I'm glad to be here with you, George Weasley, here at the end of all things."

"What?" asked George, dumbfounded.

"Oh, nothing," said Fred, comming out of a trance, "It's from a movie I saw."

"Okay then." said George, sittinh next to his twin.

Fred sniffeled.

"What?" asked George.

"Sorry," said Fred, wipping his nose, "I just went back to the movie."

George rolled his eyes.

Holy! I haven't posted for a really long time. I take for ever to get in the swing of things.(A.K.A. a new school year.) I'm really bad for posting at set intervals. I havewriiten over the summer holiday s but I never found any time to post, until now. I can't belive I've only been in school for 2 months!

I can finally change my profile, I am no longer 14, I'm offically 15, as of October 22! I got my learners licence. I'm not embarassed to say that I'm not that great of a driver! LOL.

I thought, just to make things a little more interesting, I'd have a poll in my messages every time I post a chapter. I know some other people do this so don't accuse me of plagerism. ( I can't spell it, lol.)

Here's the poll question:

Of all the 22 characters in this story, which is you favorite (why) and which is your least favorite (why).

Please base your answers on the actual characters themselves, not what Kim and I have made them out to be in this humor fanfic.

If we have a decend number of poeple repling to this poll, I will continue creating them for every chapter. I hope you liked this chapter and I will sincerely try to post alot more often. Please review. I appreciate them! For those of you who don't know, you can review if you are nort a member of this site.

I better go and get ready for volleyball practice. Have a great day, week, month, year, life, etc.