Everybody Loves Hiei
Rated: T
Standard Disclaimers Apply, as always
A/N An anonymous fan, "We", asked me to do something like this. Well, I will try. I don't know if I'll make this a oneshot or a multichapter fic. I'm not really sure yet. So we'll see how many reviews I get, and that'll determine that. So, what are we waiting for? Let's do this!
Intro
Yusuke and Keiko stood blankly at each other. They were both alone, in Genkai's temple. Yusuke sat in a stool, staring at Keiko, who was facing him as she sat on a couch.
"Sooooo..." Yusuke mumbled, breaking the silence. "What do you wanna do?"
"I dunno. Whatever other couples do when they're alone." Keiko suggested, sounding bored and looking just as blank and uncaring.
"Have sex?" Yusuke replied, sounding so uninterested that it didn't fit the conversation.
"Sure." Keiko didn't even look at him, as if this was unimportant everyday news. Yusuke started to get up, but immediately fell back down onto the stool. He was certainly not getting anywhere fast.
"Know what? Let's do it later."
"Okay."
This boyfriend and girlfriend weren't much into each other.
Why?
Because secretly, they both liked someone else.
Only, they both liked the same person.
Hiei...they both thought solemnly.
Keiko's POV
It's weird. I have known Yusuke as long as I can remember. All my best memories are with him. But I'm still so unsatisfied. I wonder what Hiei is doing now? I only met him once. Yusuke and I had been fighting, and in the midst of it all, he kidnaped. But if must of found me important, otherwise he'd have taken Botan hostage, right? Yusuke was all into her wasn't he? What I wouldn't give for a moment alone with him. Then maybe I can dump this loser and get with the hottie.
Yusuke's POV
Damn, how long do I have to stare at Keiko! I keep thinking about all these X-rated images, but none have her in them. I'm debating whether or not to tell her I'm gay. ...or am I bi? Oh well. Either way, I want to screw Hiei, and screw him good. First, I'd rip off his shirt, then I'd flip him on his back, then I'd-----
Meanwhile (Intro 2)
Kurama walked into Genkai's living room. Kurama sat next to Yukina, who was sitting at the tabled, doing nothing. She was staring off into space, but still looked radiant like always. Kurama decided he would to.
Kurama's POV
I wonder where Hiei's at. Everyone was supposed to meet at this temple, but it seems that he'll be a rule-breaker, as always. But, he's such a bad boy. I love bad boys. They turn me on, seriously. If only Hiei wore more...revealing outfits. Yeah. That'd be hot. It'd have to be spandex. And black. Definitely black. With a matching whip! —er...what am I doing! Innocent Yukina-chan is right next to me. And here I am, acting immature like a horny teen. Poor Yukina, having to sit next to such a dirty youko...
Yukina's POV
He'd have to wear spandex. Revealing black spandex, so I could slap his ass with that matching whip. Oh, Hiei.
Meanwhile again (Intro 3)
Kuwabara and Shizuru were staring at each other blankly, but for a better reason than Keiko and Yusuke. Staring contest! But they were only lasting so long (5 and ½ hours to be exact) because both their thoughts were wondering.
Shizuru's POV
Hiei is hot. Really, really, really, really, really hot. Literally, too. His fire attacks make my sixth sense send a shiver down my spine. purr
Kuwabara's POV
I can't believe it...I think the shrimp is hot. Noooooooooooooo!
Meanwhile yet again (Intro 4)
Teen Koenma sighed, signaling for Botan to come to his aid.
"Yes, Koenma-sama?" she asked, bowing as she came in.
"I want you to do something for me." Koenma replied, stretching in his chair.
"Yes?"
"Kidnap–I mean, summon Hiei to me, please." Koenma coughed, standing up nervously.
"Yes..." Botan whispered, bowing again.
"And it wouldn't hurt if he was in black spandex, and tied/gagged." Koenma continued, looking especially evil.
Botan tried to hide the signs her body was making, showing she was turned on.
"Y-y-yes...sir..."
"I–uhh—go on now, Botan!" Koenma shouted a little too loudly.
Botan rushed out nervously as well.
You pervert Koenma! I'm on to you! But, since you're my boss, I'll retrieve him for you. But rest assured, I'll have my fun with the spandex bound Jaganshi first. You can count on it. And I'll do it in the Reikai Janitor's closet, too, dammit.
Koenma's POV
Heh! She doesn't suspect a thing. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
A/N That was weird, but far from over. If I get reviews, I'll continue. It'll get more into the story then, I promise. But first, we had to introduce the horny crew! lol So review if you want to see what happens to Hiei. ...well, heh, maybe you don't want to! Til then!