1Everybody loves Hiei

Chapter Three

Standard disclaimers apply

A/N This is chapter three–to anyone who has survived the past two chapters.

Intro

Botan, Hiei, and Yukina stared blankly at Keiko, who was standing in the doorway (naked) holding a package of condoms and a bag of gummy worms.

"...Keiko?" Botan whispered. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Eatin' gummy worms." she replied, popping one in her mouth.

"Damn! You have no boobs! Your, like, way too flat chested to be a chick!" Hiei said in amazement, poking at her.

"Ha! I told you you were flat chested, Mrs. No Breast!" Yusuke laughed, climbing up the window. Keiko walked over and pushed him out the window again. But Yusuke used his fairy wings to fly back up.

"From you, Hiei, that's a compliment." Keiko said, pushing him onto the bed.

"What are you doing?" Hiei asked absent mindedly, and Keiko tugged at his pants.

"NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!" cried Kurama running in with a battering ram through the already unlocked door. "He' mine, I saw him first!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yeah huh!"

"Nuh huh!"

"Yeah huh!"

"Nuh huh!"

"No, actually, he did technically see me first." Hiei said, nodding.

"BOO YEAH!" Kurama yelled.

"NO! Not like that!" Hiei yelled. Kurama silently wept. Keiko pulled out a whip and whipped off Yusuke's wings, and as he fell he cried.

Kuwabara was walking down the sidewalk happily. Suddenly, Yusuke fell onto the pavement right in front of him.

"Hi, goat liver gumbo head!" Kuwabara laughed as he pointed to Yusuke's half dead body.

Kuwabara looked around, then thought evilly, I've had to pee since I got here. He slowly unzipped his pants.

"NOOOOOO!" Yusuke cried. Kuwabara started wizzing on Keiko's tulip garden.

"What?" he asked.

"...never mind." Yusuke grumbled, standing up. "New question: How do I get up there to my Hiei?"

"YOUR Hiei? Nuh huh! He's mine!" Kuwabara yelled, foaming at the mouth.

"Since when? You HATE Hiei!" Yusuke replied, staring at his doofy friend.

"It twas all a secret ploy to hide my feelings for thee." Kuwabara whispered dramatically, rose petals mysteriously falling from no where over him.

"Dude, "thee" basically means "you"." Yusuke sighed.

"Oh like you know Shakespearian." Kuwabara hissed, walking away.

"That was weird." Yusuke sighed.

A/N ...the last sentence pretty much wraps up the whole fic so far. I give credit for anyone who still likes this fic. I was high when I typed this, and my equally high sister helped. So, this is what we got. Thanks for reading. Drop a review if you still laughed. That's my goal, after all.