1Everybody Loves Hiei

Chapter 4

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A/N I'm SO sorry for the wait. I hope people still care!

In the midst of the confusion, Botan grabbed Hiei, threw him on her oar, and soared out the window.

"COME BACK HERE, DAMMIT!" Yukina shouted after them.

"Hiei dearest!" Keiko shouted, behind Yukina.

"Sweety-kins!" Kurama shouted behind them, pushing the two women out of the way, and jumping.

Kurama, falling out the window, hit Kuwabara over the head, knocking him out. Yusuke, unaware of Hiei's departure and desperate to not give up, used a grappling hook to get to the roof , and swing straight into the window, knocking out Yukina and Keiko as he flew feet first into the window.

"Five down." Botan grinned evilly as she flew up, further away from earth and into the Spiritual Realm.

"Five down?" Hiei choked out, pulling off the spandex Botan shoved him. Most to Botan's glee (that he took the clothes off) then sudden sorrow, he had underwear on underneath.

"Yes, Love, five down." Botan chuckled. "Now, hun, are you sure you aren't hot?"

"No, I'm freezing. Partially because I'm in nothing but boxers, thanks to you." Hiei complained.

"But you seem hot. Are you sure you don't want to take off an extra layer?" Botan suggested desperately.

"What extra layer? I'm only wearing one." Hiei barked evilly.

"Then take off the one you're wearing."

"..." Hiei thought about this for a moment. "But won't I be naked?"

"That's the point." Botan smiled.

"Then wouldn't that be moronic?" Hiei asked, narrowing his crimson eyes.

"Nooooooo. That'd be...wonderful!" Botan sighed blissfully. Hiei groaned.

"Are we there yet?"

"What? Are you...excited about going?" Botan asked hopefully.

"Well, Koenma's gonna be there." Hiei replied. Botan froze.

"A-and w-w-why would t-that matter t-to you?" she whimpered out.

"He'll treat me normally." Hiei sighed. "Unlike the rest of them." Botan mentally sighed in relief.

":nervous laugh: Of course! ...wait, did you say Koenma will treat you normally?" Botan asked, sweat dropping.

"Yeah, this is probably a mission, right?" Hiei asked looking up to the deity.

"I don't know!" Botan lied. But I have a sneaking suspicion that he's curious about your manhood...

"Hey, we're here. Steer, woman, steer!" Hiei shouted, tapping at Botan's back.

"Okay, Hiei." Botan mumbled as the oar slowed to a stop, and dangled above the ceramic floor that was the Reikai building of Koenma's.

"Next stop, Hell." Botan whispered as Hiei jumped off and headed for Koenma's office.

"What was that?" Hiei asked curiously turning around.

"Uh-I said-That cop has a bell!" Botan nervously laughed.

"Oh. Okay." Hiei replied, turning and leaving again.

"This'll be a long evening." Botan groaned.

A/N Short but sweet...or rather evil. Either way, forgive me for taking too long. Read and review please. Thank you bunches.