Everybody Loves Hiei

Chapter 5

Standard disclaimers

A/N Another chapter:-) Enjoy!

Hiei slowly started to walk to Koenma's office, searching for peace. Botan watched regretfully, unwilling to go any farther in fear of seeing another one of Koenma's "playtime" outfits. Botan shivered. Or worse! He could be playing with his Barbies again! It doesn't get any scarier than that.

But what if–? Botan shuddered. What if he rapes poor Hiei-chan? He could be scarred forever! And then he may quit his job as a member of the Reikai Tentai! Then I'LL NEVER GET TO TALK TO HIM AGAIN!

"Hiei." she started. He stopped and turned to look at her.

"Yes?" Botan considered her actions.

"Wait, before you go there, I have something to give to you first."

"'kay." Hiei answered following her back down the hall (this time on foot.)

Botan led him as far down as she could. Hiei obviously got bored, and started to whistle. Botan thought it was funny cause she had no idea that he even could whistle! And the end of the long dismal hallway, was a small closet. A small janitor's closet.

"Here we are." Botan grinned, opening the door slyly.

"This is a closet."

"Yes, yes it is."

"But what could you give me in here?"

Botan slammed the fire apparition against the inside wall of the small, closer interior. "Myself."

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Yusuke regained consciousness slowly, then merged upward to scratch his damaged head, underneath his messy raven hair. He slowly wiped some lose bangs from his forehead, sweeping them from the side. Yusuke's moment of beauty, however, was cut short when Kuwabara shoved him off of Yukina, who was surprisingly enough underneath his lousy carcass.

"GET OFF THE LOVELY MAIDEN OF ICE, YOU DUMBASS!" Kuwabara shouted angrily. Kuwabara offered a hand to his one time love out of instinct.

"Go away!" Yukina growled, swatting the hand away. Kuwabara stood there, stunned.

So much like Hiei! She's so much like Hiei! I can't believe it! What a turn on!

Kuwabara leaned in for a passionate kiss with Yukina. Angry at first, Yukina prepared herself for a Keiko-based slap, but slowed down realizing how much she needed some decent male attention. And when the guilt caught up with her for giving in, she remember how Hiei was having his fun with Botan.

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Botan sighed heavily. That was fun! She thought, while readjusting her kimono top. Hiei seemed kind of dumbfounded still, which made Botan enjoy his presence more.

Flashback

"What the hell are we doing, actually." -Hiei

"-moan- -huff- Uhh..." -Botan

"Yeah?" -Hiei

"We're...uh...-huff-...playing a game! Yes, a game!" -Botan

"...okay..."-Hiei

End flashback

Botan ignored the memory though. The first stage in her plan was already in motion.

I just hope Koenma doesn't want to "play" though. She sighed as she summoned her oar.

"Come on, Hiei, Koenma's still waiting for you."

A/N Okey dokey, then. There's the chapter. Kinda short as always, and a little more in depth than normal, but it'll get better, trust me:-) So, until then! PS review please! Much loves, readers!