Everybody Loves Hiei
The chapter after the last one I wrote o.O;;
Standard disclaimers apply
A/N As many of you have found out, I am indeed a pervert. :-) I won't lie about that. And, seeing from all the requests I seemed to be getting over the chapters, I felt some Hiei/Botan time wasn't out of the question. But I finally am updating, so be prepared for the next chapter of ELH!
"Hiei!" Koenma (In his teen form, of course) greeted, running up to the half koorime. "Glad you could make it."
"You summoned Botan to rally me up here, it's not like I had a choice." Hiei grouched.
"That's...right..." Koenma mused, spraying on some fancy cologne. "It took her hours to bring you to me. It was only half an hour out of the way."
"..." Hiei kept his mouth shut, like he promised Botan he would. "So anyway, why did you want to see only me again?" Hiei's words brought Koenma back from his deep thinking.
"Because the others have no sex appeal, you silly!" Koenma chuckled forgetting how dense the apparition was.
He is SO gay... Botan thought from her hiding place (Koenma's closet.)He better not try anything, or I'll---
"And that would matter for a mission...why?" Hiei asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"A mission?" Koenma muttered, leaving his personal thoughts once more. "Yes, well, this is a special mission."
"Special, huh?" Hiei said, clearly not amused. Koenma climbed on his desk, knocking down all the paperwork, so he could crawl on all fours. Hiei cocked an eyebrow again, still not amused.
"For this mission to work, you have to come over here," Koenma continued, licking his upper lip seductively.
That sick bastard! Botan whined to herself.
Hiei slowly walked over to Koenma, his hands in his pockets. Hiei, don't...Botan thought to herself. Normally, she'd jump out of the closet from which she spied frequently with it's ajar door, beat Koenma with her handy baseball bat, than knock out Hiei, too, and escape. But if she risked being seen by Koenma, she'd lose her job. Or worse, being caught by Mr. Moody, himself...well let's say that he would never "play" with her again. No more playtime for Botan! She mumbled, tears filling her eyes. Wauuugh!
Hiei was now in front of the desk. Koenma, looking not only horny, but extremely excited, braced himself. Hiei moved one hand slowly out of his pockets.
I can't look! Botan thought, closing her eyes, dirty images flowing through her mind.
"AAAAAUGH!"
Botan, distracted from her thoughts, looked up in a panic. Koenma was covering his eyes, while Hiei was holding pepper spray.
"Serves 'im right," she whispered, still in a daze.
"Jackass." Hiei sighed, throwing away the pepper spray bottle.
"Whew!" Botan sighed, falling out the closet door.
"Botan?" Hiei said, jerking his head around to the deity.
"Botan!" Koenma, still blind, shouted.
"Uhh...hi!" Botan smiled nervously, a sweatdrop above her head. "Anyone want to play Bingo? No? Then I'll let myself out!" she made a break for the door.
"Oh no you don't!" Hiei yelled chasing after her. Koenma wiped away some remainder of spray from his eye. A small, gold glint in Hiei's pocket caught his eye.
A locket! Who knew he carried one of those...Koenma sighed. Wait! He thought further. Who's picture could possibly be in there? Must be me. He grinned thinking of his own face. But if it's not, than who? Agh. I must find out! By any means necessary!
AN Okay, all. There's the chapter. But more importantly, I and my friend Hiei's Gothic Angel are writing a more serious (but with humor, of course :-P) fanfic together. It's called Peer Pressure, and chapter one is already up! And if you all love me like I know you do, you'll read and review! ...won't you? If you do, I promise to update this fic way faster! Or maybe a nice long chapter? Is this bribing? Hell yes! But I'm really proud of this fic and hope other's will like it too. Or maybe have some advise on making it better? Hm. Well, I guess I'll hafta wait to find out then. :-) Okay, readers! Until then! Bye!