1Everybody Loves Hiei

Chapter 7, I believe

Standard disclaimers apply

A/N Well, I've been spoiling Many Visions, so now it's time for some more ELH action. Let's see who's in Hiei's, dare I say, locket.

Hiei chased Botan down the hall. Surprisingly enough, when Botan tries to escape, she's speedy. When he caught up to her, he grabbed her by the collar, and pulled her in front of him. At least, long enough to cuff her wrists with a rather tight grip.

"Don't tell me you were stupid enough to actually spy on us? Besides, it's not like there was anything to see..." he started, rather calmly actually. Botan used the rare calmness to her advantage, as she quickly put her lips to his.

"You...w-wouldn't hurt me, w-would you?" she whimpered afterwards nervously. Hiei glared at her, raising a fist that just happened to be flowing with Makai flames.

"Eeek!" Botan dashed again, fearing for her life.

"Hn." he sighed. "Maybe next time she'll not mess with Koenma's and my business."

Too bad for Hiei that he didn't see the person behind him, who just happened to have a tranquilizer gun.

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Botan, after only a few minutes of running, finally coasted to a stop. It had seemed that Hiei didn't intend to chase her, thus he didn't want to hurt her. At least, not badly.

"Why isn't he at least following me?" she wondered aloud. She turned around and headed for Koenma's office.

"Koenma!" she screamed, slamming open the door. "I can't find Hi–" To her, well we can't say 'surprise', Koenma was missing. "Where's that dumb ass go?" Her suspicions didn't go to rest when she found tranquilizer ammo on the ground, so she hopped on her oar to fly to the Reikai to warn her rivals so they could gang up on Koenma. I mean, yes they were all rivals, but Koenma was by far the worst.

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"Not only is he, like, ultra gay," Botan explained to the rest of the group, "but he's also and Ultra Pervert!" The gang looked around at each other whispering about themselves. But the whispered gossip shut itself up as Koenma walked through the door, carrying an unconscious Hiei. Everyone's eyes widened.

"You wouldn't be saying anything bad about me behind my back, would you Botan?" he glared evilly at the deity.

"Oh, um, Koenma!" she shrieked.

"Yo, Pacifier Diaper Baby Boy! What're you doing with Hiei!" Yusuke accused, pointing at Koenma as if to interrogate him.

"I came to play fair." the God answered.

"PLAY FAIR!" the room echoed back.

"That's right." finished Koenma. "It seems Hiei actually does like one of us."

"IMPOSSIBLE!" Yusuke shouted. "HE HATES US ALL!"

"Even though he knows-eth that we-eth love thee!" Kuwabara shouted, standing up with a tear in his eye.

"Kuwabara, if you don't want to got to Hell when you die, I suggest you stop attempting to speak Shakespearian."

"...oh...okay-eth..."

"KUWABARA!"

"Last time, last time, I swear."

A/N And thus concluded another ELH chapter. Ah yes. This fic really has romantic issues. But oh well! -smiles- We all love it anyway, right? So let's hope the gang can play fair, at least long enough to win the man of their dreams. :-) R & R please!