1Everybody Loves Hiei
Chapter 8
Standard Disclaimers apply
A/N Well, this has gotten far more reviews I thought it would! And at only 8 chapters! Thank you, reviewers! It means a lot! So here's the next chapter!
The gang didn't stare at Koenma, but rather the unconscious demon he held. No one's eyes lifted from the apparition, which made Hiei the center of attention, not Koenma. Koenma, believe it or not, is in fact the jealous type.
"Ahem."
The gangs eyes, still not averting, stayed concentrated on Hiei, who was drooling on himself at an incredible pace.
"A-HEM!"
The eyes of the tentai looked up for a second to meet Koenma's glaring gaze, but lowered to Hiei again.
"DAMMIT LOOK AT ME, YOU BASTARDS!" Koenma shouted in his 'ahems' stead.
"God, Koenma, just cause you aren't pretty like he is!" Yusuke shouted as loud as the God, glaring at him. Hiei sat up in Koenma's arms.
"PRETTY!"
Koenma, sighing, put more tranquilizer in his system, knocking him out again. Koenma gently placed Hiei on the couch, then turned to the rest of the group.
"As I was saying," Koenma started, turning around.
"Mommy, I want the duck-y to stop biting me..." Hiei cooed in his sleep. Koenma sweatdropped.
"Hiei, don't talk in your sleep." he glared at the youkai.
"Mommy, make the gay man leave me alone." Hiei stated, again, still sleeping. Koenma blushed a deep shade of red.
"Yeah, gay man, leave him alone." Yusuke laughed. Even Kurama snickered a bit.
"That gay man won't touch you again," Keiko whispered comfortingly as she stroked Hiei's hair. Botan glared at Keiko with a little jealously.
"Augh," Koenma grunted still a little embarrassed, "As I was saying, Hiei has this locket. And surly there's a picture inside, or why else would he carry it?"
Yukina, newly uninterested, laid her head on Kuwabara's shoulder. "What are you implying? That we should open up the locket?"
"Well, who ever's in there should rightfully get Hiei, right?" Kurama suggested.
"Yeah, Fox Boy, but what if whoever's not in there still wants him?" Yusuke asked.
"Well, what's fair is fair. If he does like one of us, it'd be wrong to force unrequited feeling on him," Keiko politely added.
"That means there's one of us he likes. Only one. So this is basically a room full of losers." Kuwabara added, wrapping his arms around Yukina.
"Doesn't matter. It's not anything new. He hated us all before this locket, so how would it change if he still hated us afterward?" Botan grunted.
"Obviously he doesn't hate us all," Koenma grinned, swishing his hair like a super model/porn star.
"Yeah, but we know who he does hate," Yusuke snorted. Koenma glared at the ex-detective.
"What are we waiting for!" Kurama shouted. "Let's see who my Hiei-baby loves!"
A/N Wow. Cliffhanger. :sweat drop: Anyhow, thanks to all who didn't question the incest.I am not a big fan of incest, either! It was only for humor purposes! So thanks for understanding! I think that had to be said. Again, thanks for the reviews.