Everybody Loves Hiei

Chapter 9

Standard disclaimers apply

A/N It's been forever and a half before I updated, so here is an update! Yah me!

The gang all gathered around Hiei, who was still unconscious on the couch. The youkai looked so peaceful that the gang couldn't wake him up, let alone rip the locket out of his hands.

"Look," Kurama sighed, flipping his hair out of his face. "Hiei will tell us who he likes when he's ready. And, if anything else, we should at least wait until morning when he's awake so we don't have to act so sneaky."

"Agreed." the team responded looking down.

Deciding to all spend the night where they were, the tentai went off towards their rooms.

Phhbt. Yeah right. I'll sneak that damn thing out of Hiei's grip after all these morons go to bed. And if (for some odd reason) it's not my picture, I'll replace it. No one will know. The gang thought in unison.

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Hiei woke up around one AM. The tranquilizer wore off leaving Hiei hungry. Hungry for waffles. So, Hiei got up off the couch (without even a single thought of where he was who was around him or stalking him in some cases), and went to the kitchen to fetch some Eggos. But Hiei was horrified at the sight of Koenma in nothing but a pink apron.

"Dear god!" Hiei screamed. He tried to escape but Koenma grabbed him and said, "Ready for some waffles cupcake?" Hiei gave another loud shriek.

"What's wrong goopey bear? Koenma cooed. Koenma was about to kiss Hiei when Botan struck him in the head with her oar.

"You disgusting gay pervert!" she yelled.

Damn, foiled again! Koenma thought.

Botan grabbed Hiei's hand and led him to a bedroom. Her bedroom.

"Here we are, Hiei! You'll be safe here." Botan smiled happily, patting the bed.

"That's your bed." Hiei said blankly looking at the bed.

"Yes." Botan replied. "And?"

"It's a single." Hiei continued.

"No, no it's a double."

"Well, whatever, it's still too small. Besides, that would mean we'd have to sleep together." Hiei sighed absentmindedly.

"I see no problem with that." Botan grinned evilly. "We won't do anything..." Botan continued.

"Damn right you won't!" Yusuke yelled as he slammed she thought. Botan thought as she threw her shirt off and jumped in Yusuke's arm open the door.

Damn! I- huh? Botan thought as she saw Kurama walking down the hall. I have an idea!

"STOP IT YUSUKE!" Botan yelled at the top of her lungs flinging off her shirt to make it convincing. Kurama ran back towards the room. Botan then yelled "PERVERT! How could you, Yusuke!" Kurama, now in the room, seeing the 'defenseless' Botan, and the 'perverted peeking tom' in the doorway, threw Yusuke out the window.

"I'M APPALLED YOU WOULD PEEK ON A LADY, YUSUKE!" Kurama yelled after his drop. "Now onto another note..." he turned to Botan who smiled innocently.

"Why are in here alone with Hiei?"

"Just...because...Koenma tried to rape him! I had to protect him! IT WAS MY DUTY! MY DUTY!" Botan shrieked, grabbing Hiei and forcing him into a hug.

"Koenma wasn't trying to rape me. He was trying to make me waffles. And I like waffles." Hiei growled.

"Heh, well if Koenma was involved, I understand." Kurama shrugged leaving the room.

"Bye Kurama!" Botan smiled, waving at the fox as he exited. Kurama stopped right after he was completely out of the room.

"Wait..."

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"You can put on a shirt now, Botan. Yusuke is gone." Hiei mumbled.

"Nah, I think I'll leave it off." Botan smiled seductively.

"Okay, suit yourself." Hiei groaned, jumping on the bed, pulling all the covers to his body. "But if you get cold, don't come bitchin' to me." Botan sweatdropped.

A/N Well, that's all I can come up with at the moment. But I promise to try and update soon! D