Everybody Loves Hiei

Chapter 10

A/N This update took longer than I thought, and I apologize. 90 reviews, huh? Wow! And only ten chapters–that's good for me. Lol Let's see if this chapter will get us to 100, eh? Alrighty, on to the chapter!

Botan awoke the next morning, cold as she suspected she'd be. Of course, she still had her pride since she didn't put back on her shirt or complain, or even take some of the blanket. Provided, she didn't get anywhere that night, disappointing her greatly.

"Today's a new day," she reminded herself, looking at the sleeping koorime. She bent down, about to kiss him (hey, he can't escape this way), but someone beat her to it. Botan's eyes widened.

"Kurama! You PIMP! Get out of my bedroom! OUT OUT!" Botan shouted at the kitsune. Kurama, breaking the kiss, looked up.

"You already got to sleep with him. Didn't Koenma teach you to share?" Kurama asked innocently.

"First things first! ...we didn't get anywhere." Botan sighed. He's cute but he's dense. "And secondly, Koenma doesn't know how to share himself, let alone teach someone else how to." Botan glanced again at Kurama, expecting to see Kurama's understanding eyes like he normally did, but instead saw him attempting to kiss Hiei again.

"GET YOUR LIPS OFF MY MAN!" she yelled, grabbing Kurama and throwing him out the window.

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After Kurama was treated (it was a...chaotic fall from the third story, even for a kitsune of Kurama's caliber...) And Hiei had his waffles (made by Yukina, for the record, not Koenma OR his creepy apron), the gang met up in the living room to discuss the locket.

"Well, uhh, Hiei..." Kurama started. "It has come to our attention that..."

"GET ON WITH IT, FOXBOY!" Yusuke shouted rudely. Hiei gave him a casual glance, then looked away and Kurama 'ahem-ed' and countinued.

"It has come to our attention that you possess a locket of some kind. And we were just...uh...curiously wondering who's picture it was that you put inside of it."

"Is THAT what this whole fiasco is all about?" Hiei cocked an eyebrow.

"Come on, Hieichan, can't you tell little ole me?" Botan pouted.

"Back off, whore!" Keiko shouted. Now everyone gave Keiko a curious glance. Blush heated her cheeks as she quickly averted her eyes from theres'.

"What's with all this formal nonsense!" Koenma shouted angrily. "Let's rip the damn thing away from him and find out for ourselves!"

Hiei put a protective hand just above the pocket the locket was held as Kurama and Yusuke blocked the still sitting Hiei with their own bodies. Kurama grabbed a rose from his hair as Yusuke pointed his index finger threateningly at Koenma.

"Alright, alright." Koenma sweatdropped. "We'll let him continue."

"That's right, you creepy bastard!" Yusuke glared, sitting back down, still dangerously close to Hiei. Kurama as well.

"Please, Hiei, will you open the locket?" Keiko asked quietly, trying to regain her cool (and possibly her lost honor).

"So, you all want to know what's in this locket?" Hiei asked suspiciously. Everyone looked at him with a dear serious face, all anticipation sweating out of there bodies in masses. All of them stood up and surrounded him as he pulled the locket from his pocket.

"Well..." he continued once it was fully out. "YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!"

Hiei ran to the window with his locket in hand, and jumped out the window himself. Kurama, in a panicked rush, ran to the window and hovered above it's opened state to see what was below it.

"Oh dear," he whispered, putting a hand to his mouth, "he landed on his head."

A/N Don't worry, readers, Hiei is not dead I promise. But alas this short chapter is over. But as soon as inspiration strikes, I shall return! So be prepared, be very prepared. Muhahahahaha! Read and Review, by the way. We might just make it to 100 reviews! Yah!