It's me, BHE again! I know, I've been sick and... my friend GHH has been typing for me... so, I want to thank him... and the ONLY way to do that is...
Vinny belongs to V.B., Jayln belongs to Sil, Ghost belongs to Ghost... Kai is mine... and... (sigh) the mystery person in this thing belongs to... to... Gray Hearted Evil...
Shadow stirred and opened his eyes. He was still on the floor... but Jayln wasn't.
"Huh? Maybe she went downstairs..." Shadow mumbled.
Then, Shadow felt an arm around his chest and suddenly gasped. "J-J-J-Jayln!" he gasped and squirmed out of her reach. She was still snoozing and he ran out the room and downstairs.
Upstairs...
"Hey... Espio, who's that?" Knuckles asked, looking outside the window.
Espio's eyes were looking through it too. "I... don't know... but, he seems... like he's looking for something..." Espio said.
Downstairs...
Sonic was watching 'Win a Date With Tad Hamilton' while Charmy was desperately trying to escape the romantic-ness.
"Oh, it's so sad!" Sonic cried out.
"Oh, the horror! Too... much... romance... sucking life energy outta me..." Charmy yelled.
The doorbell then rang and Sonic stopped crying and walked to the door. He then opened the door and found an echidna... a white one with yellow tips on the ends of his dreadlocks.
"Umm... hi?" Sonic asked.
"Oh, sorry... did you happen to catch sight of an echidna that-"
"How about Knuckles?" Charmy yelled.
"Umm... no, an echidna that looks like me..."
"Umm... well, I'm not the owner of this house..." Sonic said.
"Yeah!" Charmy yelled.
"Umm... well, I'll just be going, I have to find her..." he whispered.
Kai was walking down the stairs. "Wha- happened? Who's at the door?" she asked groggily.
The white echidna turned back around. The yellow-ish tips on the ends of his dreadlocks moved back.
"Relinka..." she whispered.
"Kai? You... live here? Well, never mind... did... you see you-know-who?" Relinka asked her.
"So... I'm just guessing, but... you... know each other?" Sonic asked.
Kai suddenly turned back and ran back to her room and slammed the door close. Relinka sighed.
Kai...
Vinny awoke from the loud slam of the door. "Wha- happened?" he asked sleepily "Oh, come on! I was up all night because of you... you can't keep me from my sleep!" Vinny whined.
"Shut the hell up, Vinny!" Kai yelled at him. Vinny raised an eyebrow.
"Whatever... if I can't sleep here... I'll sleep on the couch.." he mumbled. Vinny stood up, and walked out of the bedroom. Once downstairs, he found Charmy hugging Sonic and crying from the sad parts of the movie.
"It's soooo sad!" Sonic yelled out loud.
"Sonic... I love you! I just realized this because... because... this is soooo romantic!" Charmy said, bursting in tears.
Vinny's eyes twitched and then he sat down on the couch. "I wonder how everyone else is doing up there..." he said.
"Yeah... what are they doing up there?" Sonic asked, acting confused...
Upstairs…
"Espio! Okay, I'll turn my music down! Stop throwing those things at me! They might hit me!" Max yelled.
"That's the point!" he yelled back.
Next room over…
"Knuckles! What in the world is this doing on my bed?" Rouge asked, holding up a magazine.
"Umm… oops… heh, heh… I'll need that back…" he said nervously.
Next, next room…
Ghost was snoring under the sheets. He then sat up. "Wha- time is it? Where am I again? Why am I still in bed? Why am I talking to myself when I know that I don't know the answer?" he mumbled. He then shrugged and feel on his pillow, snoring.
Downstairs…
Vinny sighed and looked at the unfamiliar person near the door. "Who's he?" he whispered to Charmy silently.
Charmy shrugged, watching the ending credits. "Well, movie's done! Gamecube! It rots a small child's mind with mind-numbing violence and slowly persuades you to buy more games!" Charmy yelled happily, taking the controller in his hand.
"Why are all these controllers black?" Sonic asked.
"With red sharpie marks on it..." Charmy added.
"Well, duh, it's Kai... what do you think?" Vinny asked the two of them.
"You know what I think? I really think she should have Shadow suffer with Jayln and chase someone else around... like... Sonic!" Charmy yelled, pointing at Sonic.
"What? Hell no! She'll massacre me before I can even get near her!" Sonic yelled.
"Who'll massacre you before you can even get near her?"
Sonic turned around. "Kai!" he yelled in surprise, to find the black hedgehog behind him. Her eyes locked onto his… Sonic saw the fury in them. "Umm… I'm not scared! I got two friends right here to back me up! Right guys?… Guys?" Sonic asked, in search of Vinny and Charmy. He found them kicking each other's ass in the Egg Chamber level of SA2B…
"Nice friends…" Kai said with a smile.
"Hey, you gots a visitor!" Charmy said with a smile.
"Chaos Strike!" Vinny said with a maniacal laugh.
"Umm… 'kay…" Kai turned around to find Relinka. She then sighed.
Upstairs…"Damn! Stop! You're seriously gonna hit me with those!" Max yelled at Espio.
Espio searched for another ninja star. "Oh man… no more…" Max found this as a time to run. She sprinted out of the door and down the stairs. He then took a few kinua knives outta nowhere.
Anyway…Kai was right in front of the staircase and was pushed down by Max. "Sorry, gotta go, bye!" she said.
Max ran away from the staircase. Kai rolled her eyes, sighed, and stood up. Then, right after she stood up, Espio crashed into her.
"Damnit! Sorry, gotta go, bye!" he said.
"Hey, if you know that guy… how come you aren't talking to him?" Charmy asked.
Kai then gave him a harsh stare. "Just… go… back… to playing that game…"
"I… can't… Sonic took the controller and he's playing and-"
"Yeah! Who rocks? I won! I won! Yeah, now who's good?" Vinny yelled out loud.
"Well… why not a handshake?" Charmy asked.
"Hell… no… I can't touch him…" Kai said quietly.
"Well, I'll make you!" Charmy said with a huge ear-to-ear grin, pushing Kai closer to Relinka.
"N-n-n-no! I c-c-can't!" Relinka yelled, backing away.
"Well, why not? Maybe Charmy's right… get Kai off of Shadow…" Sonic said with an evil laugh.
A loud shriek was heard somewhere and Max ran up to Kai.
"Umm… emergency…" she said quietely.
"Why? Wha- happened?" Kai asked.
"Well… you know those gas tanks downstairs?"
"Yeah… duh, I own the house…"
"And… you know that Espio was throwing pointy stuff right?…"
"Your point?" Vinny asked, laughing at his own pun..
"Well…" A huge explosion cut off Max. "Well… that's what…" she said nervously.
Kai looked around in shock at… what used to be her house… now, it was covered in black and ashes and the people upstairs ran down immediately.
"Grrr…."
"Don't worry… I'll… take money out of the Chaotix account and pay half of it…" Espio said. He gave Max a terrorizing look.
She then sighed. "And, I'll pay for the other half… meanwhile… we'd have to stay at a hotel or something…" she muttered.
(evil laugh) I am sooo evil! Yay! Okay, now that I wasted my whole writing ability on this… I might not write another for… a whole HOUR! (lol…)
Just asking, what did you find the MOST funny in this chapter?