Everybody Loves Hiei
Chapter who knows what
Standard disclaimers Apply
A/N Whoa...forgot about my fanfiction for a little bit. O.o But I'm back, peoples! Read, review, and then get Luvs! Oh, and by the way, Sensui and Itsuki from the Sensui saga are in this chapter. Yeah, I don't know who's seen those episodes and who haven't. Unless you don't know who they are and their relationship with each other, than there will be no spoilers. :-)
"His injury isn't so bad," Yukina's soft voice whispered as she healed his fractured ego...I mean head.
"Truth be told, it was only a few scratches," Kurama sighed in relief.
"But from that high up, shouldn't it have been more serious?" Keiko asked, stroking the unconscious demon's hair.
"Not with his thick head." Yusuke laughed, poking Hiei's nose. Keiko swatted Yusuke's hand abruptly away.
"As long as he's safe," Botan glared towards Keiko, the jealously lingering in her magenta irises.
"Yes, as long as he's safe,"cooed a new voice. Everyone, even the dumbstruck Koenma, turned around to see Sensui (yes, Sensui!) Sitting between Kurama and Yusuke.
"SENSUI!" Yusuke shouted. Sensui glanced at Yusuke questionably. "ARE YOU HERE TO PICK A FIGHT?"
"No," Sensui explained calmly. Keiko and Botan inched away from the ex-spirit detective cautiously. Sensui smirked and began stroking Hiei's bangs in Keiko's place. This pissed Keiko off, so to speak, but she didn't dare say anything. Everyone was taken aback, and a little pissed by this action. Even Koenma for the first time felt spite towards him.
"ARGH!" came a voice from the other room. Suddenly, the door crashed downward, revealing a really mad demon. This guy took "pissed" to a new level!
"ITSUKI?" eveyone, save the distracted Sensui, shouted.
"Shinobu!" Itsuki growled menacingly. "What are you doing?"
"Playin' with the koorime's hair." Sensui cooed matter-of-factly.
"What's that shrimp got I don't have?" Itsuki hissed. Everyone in the room gasped in horror at what their ears just heard.
"How could you say that about The Great (sexy man beast) Hiei!" Koenma cried, attempting to hug the fire demon. But Sensui pulled his body out of Koenma's reach.
"What are you saying, Godling?" Itsuki glared, eyes pointed to Koenma. "That everyone here loves that brat?"
A brief pause fell upon the room as the tentai began nodding 'yes' and saying muffles sounding like "Yeah, basically."
"Hmph–that's so sad." Itsuki growled, rolling his eyes. "Hell, the author of this fanfiction should just change the title to Everybody loves Hiei EXCEPT Itsuki."
"Fine! I think I will!" the authoress shouts, running through the temple like a madman.
"There. See? Are you happy, Mr. Bad Tastes?" Yusuke scowls.
"Not really."Itsuki sighs. "Actually, that was kinda weird."
A/N And that's all she wrote. For now. :-P Forgive me for taking so long. I'll try and speed it up, but with homework–gaugh. Well anyways! R and R peoples! Bye! -waves-