Everybody Loves Hiei

Standard Disclaimers Apply

Chapter 12

A/N Well, lately I've got some interesting reviews. Charmed One1only left a rather...rude comment, bringing me down. Then Animeluv09 told me they loved me and my work. Not to mention the countless other reviews I got, which made me extremely happy. Either way, any review is accepted, although criticism is preferred to flames. But thanks to EVERYONE who reviewed! I wish I could thank everyone personally, but know that all comments are extremely appreciated.

Itsuki looked back down to the youkai laying unconscious on the floor with disgust.

"I don't see what's so special about this, Shinobu." Ituski glared, looking away from Hiei.

"Why, he's just so...Oooh!...perfect!" Sensui squealed, bouncing with excitement. "And just look at those eyes!"

"...his eyes are closed, Sir." Itsuki sighed.

"Well...his eyelids scream perfection!"

"...yeah."

":heavenly sigh:"

"Puh-lease, Sensui. Like Hiei has a thing for you." Yusuke rolled his eyes.

"Like he has a thing for you?" Sensui asked, pointing an accusing finger.

"I know I don't have a thing for him." sighed Itsuki.

But just then a bear ate Itsuki.

"How'd that happen?" Sensui asked, wide eyed.

"Who cares. Mr. Party Crasher isn't here to bring down our mood." Yusuke sighed rubbing his temples. "Now Hiei's all mine!"

Koenma, got ready to mug Yusuke in attempts to steal Hiei for himself, but when they all leapt forward, Hiei was gone!

"Hey, where'd he go?" cried Yusuke.

"My poor, poor fire baby!" Kurama wept.

"Hiei-kun!" Keiko and Shizuru called out.

"Youkai with the lovely eyelids, where did you go?" Sensui mourned.

Meanwhile elsewhere:

"Now you're mine, Hiei-chan!" Botan grinned triumphantly, tying the fire demon to her bed's headboard by his arms. "And none of those creepy losers will stop me! Muhahahahahaha :cough hack: hahahahahaha!"

Back to living room:

"We have to find him! AGAIN!" Koenma screamed in agony.

"Yes!" Sensui yelled, jumping up to add drama to his pose, fist in the air.

But then the bear came back, and puked Itsuki out, and left itself.

"No you ain't!" Itsuki grumbled, picking up Sensui and dragging him out of the room as Sesnui complained, cried, and kicked all the way out of the room like a little kid.

"Well," Keiko sighed, "I guess it's up to us."

A/N O.o Well, that was...weird? But then again, so is this fic. Read and Review, peoples! See ya next chapter!