We last left Christine and the Phantom having their little "episode" in the middle of a lake under the Opera House, and we join our friend Raoul who is paddling a boat trying to find them.
"CHRISTINE!"
Where in the world Have you been hiding?
Raoul had brought the ballet mistress' daughter along in hopes that two less than intelligent people would be able to find a man and a woman singing at the top of their lungs in a well lit, echo-y basement.
Raoul turned to look at his companion to find that she had become stiff, as if Meg has heard a noise.
"Erik, oh, OH, please, ERIK."
"Christine .. Christine. OH CHRISTINE."
"It sounds as if .. this man is.. Meg winces TORTURING Christine!" she said to him.
"We must find them! Christine! I'm coming to save you!"
This guy is so brilliant that he decided to scream this at the top of his lungs in a echo-y basement. Don't say I didn't warn you, fop.
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!"
Right then.
"Meg! We have to find Christine and save her from this deranged lunatic!"
"He is quite sexy, actually." She replied.
A/N- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Who's laughing?"
Raoul is confused. What a surprise.
"I HEARD THAT TOO!"
I am the narrarator. I am sitting here at home in a comfy chair laughing at your predicament. By the way, your fiancée is making out with that "sexy deranged lunatic".
"I knew it! Torture by 1st base!"
It was Meg's turn to be confused.
"Even I haven't heard of that one!"
Raoul mumbled something along the lines of "slut", and then decided he knew better if he wanted help paddling the boat.
"Grab an oar and make yourself useful, jugs!"
I guess he really IS that stupid, ladies and gentlemen.