(Po)tSHoA says: BASTARD TIM! Why did he have to do that?
Llama Girl says: Cause he's a bastard?
(Po)tSHoA says: True but why did you write him attack Paul?
Llama Girl says: Because as much as I love Paul, he did have it comming to him sooner or later.
(Po)tSHoA says: True, but Tim was such a bastard!
Llama Girl says: You were the one who gave me the idea in the first place!
(Po)tSHoA
says: Yeah but I didn't mean for Tim to be such a bastard to Paul...it
was supposed to be Lister! Lister's more harmless! And not as prone to
violence against Paul at the drop of a pin.
Llama Girl says: Well, I'll go talk it over with him.
(Po)tSHoA says: I'm coming too. He deserves to be attacked like he attacked Paul.
Llama Girl says: True, but let me talk to him before you give him a split lip.
Merly has been added to the conversation.
Merly says: Hi guys!
Merly says: guys?
Merly says: Anyone out there?
A
short woman in a purple shirt, jeans and a polar fleece jacket with
spiked hair appeared behind Tim. "And why the hell did you do that?"
She asked the tall man.
"What do you mean why did I do that? Paul had gone too far. And besides you wrote it"
"You know how I feel for Paul! And besides if I wrote you jumping off a cliff would you do it"
"I'd kind of have to wouldn't I"
"Should keep that in mind..." Said the woman thoughtfully.
"Just cause you prefer the dead guy and the monkey man to me"
"Tim, you know how I felt for you when I was younger, but people change. I grew out of liking pretty boys"
"And like Paul moved towards bestiality"
"That's low Ferguson"
"No I believe you are." Tim said referring to the woman's height.
"Ohhhh you're gonna pay for that one Pretty boy"
"I'm so scared." Retorted Tim sarcastically.
"You
should be. At the rate you're going we'll be playing Mr Potato before
long." Tim's eyes widened at the mention of Mr Potato. "No anything
thing but Mr Potato"
"Well you'd better behave then hadn't you?" Tim
nodded. "I'll trust you this time Ferguson...but next time I won't be
so nice." The woman started to turn when another girl appeared as if
from nowhere as well. "I think he needs to be taught a lesson after
what he did to Paul." Said the new girl. The author smirked. "I do
believe you're right there Alice..." The two girls, one shorter than
Paul, the other closer to Rich's height menacingly backed Tim into the
wall.
"Lets
see how you like it Ferguson." Said the author as she unleased the
first punch, which was quickly follwed by a second from Alice who
exclaimed loudly "THIS IS FOR KILLING PAUL IN EDINBURGH YEARS YOU
BASTARD"
"This is for beheading Paul last Bastille day!" exclaimed the author hitting Tim again.
"This is for turning into a cockroach and trying to eat Rich"
"And for causing Paul to try and suicide when you were running for World Leader"
"For trying to feed Paul to Thulgore on his birthday"
"Impersonating a bastard Frenchman"
"This is for Smuffy"
"And Salome"
"AND
THIS" They roared together, "IS FOR BEING AN INSUFFERABLE PRAT!" As
they launched into a full on attack. Paul, was on the floor cradling
his own wounds stared at the scene dumbfoundedly. People were actually
sticking up for him! And the author no less. Granted she was the one
who wrote him into this situation, but the fact that Tim was recieving
more pain than Paul himself had cheered him up greatly.
The girls
stopped their ministrations and the author turned to Paul. "I'm sorry,
but we couldn't let him get away with what he did to you"
"That's
right." The girls each gave Paul a hug and vanished as suddenly as they
appeared. A pop was heard and a girl called Merly came into view. She
looked around "DAMMIT they've beaten me to it...Oh well." She looked at
Tim who was on the floor, gave him a swift kick to the groin and
disappeared like Alice and the author.
Meanwhile back in reality over MSN.
(Po)tSHoA says: Feel better now?
Llama Girl says: Much. Stupid bastard Tim.
Merly says: The least you could have done was wait for me!
(Po)tSHa says: Sorry.
Llama Girl says: Soz...