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CHAPTER 2 The Best Friend

It was dark. Sebastian remembers being dragged out of the window of his restaurant kitchen. He remembers something hitting him on the head. He rememb…

"AH you're awake!"

I know that voice thought Sebastian

"James, you dirty bastard! I should've of thought as much!" he said

"Only you would come to my kitchen at a time like this!"

"Well, I knew you would need help, I mean honestly! You were in a kitchen full of knives and you decide to fight with a wok!"

"I just fight with what comes to hand…"
James was Sebastian's best friend, who stood barely an inch shorter than himself. His short black hair always seemed messed up, echoing his personality.

"Well, what are you fighting with?"

"I'm using my NINJA knives, of course. Boy, they get dirty quickly…"

"Well where are we?"

"…I mean you wouldn't think how hard it is to wash pre-coagulated blood off of a knife…"

"James?"

"…But it really is difficult, with all the scrubbing and th…"

"JAMES!"

James looked up from his knives "Oh sorry, I wasn't listening."

"I said where are we?"

Sebastian had to be patient, James tended to get distracted easily. He really loves his knives.

"I brought us to a super secret location!"

"Which is?"

"My BEDROOM!" James said with a touch of pride.

"YOUR BEDROOM! WHAT THE HELL! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"

"I thought it would be safe…"

"FROM WHAT! YOUR MOTHER?"

"Well yes actually."

"…Really? …Your mum? …Bummer… she made good Mac'n'cheese"

"I know!"

They sat I silence for awhile, contemplating their situation. Sebastian was planning their next move, while James was figuring out whether a zombie would prefer the title 'Undead' or 'the living impaired'.

"We've got to try and get out of here…" said Sebastian "but the roads are blocked and those creature are everywhere."

"We have to try… the living impaired are easy to take care of once you know where to hit them."

"What's a 'living impaired'?"

"A zombie… I'm just being P C" said James innocently

"oh…kay… So you're suggesting we go through the streets?"

"Well we could go through the streets up to the railway station and go through the underground up to Arkley?"

"You know that's a good idea, that's a really safe route! Have you been planning?"

James then proudly announced "Well, I played 'Biohazard' and I thought 'what if that really happened?' so I made a big disaster plan."

"…On a killer zombie invasion?"

"Hey, it happened didn't it?"

"Well you've got me there…"

And James did have him there, out of all of James' crazy escape plans 'Operation Zombie Escape' was the one to happen.