Spongebob Goes To The Hood (Pt. 1)
Disclaimer: I disclaim Spongebob and Patrick! But I do claim Tay-Tay, the bus driver, and Tay-Tay's mama!
This all starts when Spongebob decides to go visit his cousin Tay-Tay. Spongebob is packing his stuff to go to his cousin's house. Patrick decides to come with him. They are riding the bus to Spongebob's cousin's house.
Patrick: Gee, Spongebob! I can't believe I'm finally going to meet your cousin.
Spongebob: (giggling) I know! Isn't it great?
Patrick: (giggling) Yeah I know!
Spongebob and Patrick: (singing) we're going to see Tay-Tay!
Bus Driver: Y'all need to calm dat sht down back there in da back!
Spongebob: (thinking) Now where have I heard that word before?
Patrick: Geez, lady we're sorry!
They have finally arrived at Tay-Tay's house and Tay-Tay comes out on the porch.
Spongebob: Hi Tay-Tay!
Tay-Tay: Wassup Spongebob.
Patrick: Hi Tay-Tay!
Tay-Tay: Who da fck is you?
(Patrick tries to hide behind Spongebob)
Spongebob: This is Patrick; he's my best friend!
Tay-Tay: Come in Spongebob. My mama done cooked some collard greens, black-eyed peas, neck bones, fried chicken, and all dat good stuff!
Spongebob: Hooray! (Tries to give Tay-Tay a hug)
Tay-Tay: Hey now! I don't do dat gay sht!
Patrick: Why are you so dark?
Tay-Tay: Boy! If you say another word I swear…
Spongebob: No Tay-Tay! Don't! He's my best friend he doesn't understand what's going on!
Patrick: What's that gold thing in your mouth?
(Tay-Tay slaps Patrick)
Patrick: Okay, okay! I won't ask any more questions!
Tay-Tay: Now dats mo' like it!
Spongebob: So can we come in and eat now?
Tay-Tay: Yeah! Fo' sho' cuz!
Spongebob, Patrick, and Tay-Tay go in the house not knowing what's in store for them. Will they understand the secrets of the ghetto?
Tune in for the next chapter of Spongebob Goes To The Hood!