Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tokyo Mew Mew, nor do I want to own MEW MEW POWER. (shudders)
Note: This is a poem expressing my hatred for the Fox Box and what they did to Tokyo Mew Mew. Rated 'teen' for ONE bad word.
Ahem...
La di da di da,
I want to kiss Masaya!
mew mew power go!
We'll wag our tails to and frow
Our unstoppable team
of stuck up teens
Will kick your ass
You might wanna to pass
Maybe not, I don't know,
mew mew power go, go, go!
ROLLLLLLL CALLLLL!
First we'll start small,
she's not pudding, she's just Kiki,
but she looks just like a tiki!
Bonded with
a Tamerin Lion Monkey,
her acrobatic skills,
are always lucky!
Now to tall!
Renee's not small!
Zakuro's never been her name,
but she's grey wolf all the same!
Corina! Is a Blue Lorikeet,
She's a bird so she's not Minty!
Bridget wins! Bridget fights!
A Black Finless Porpoise will be alright!
She likes salads, but no spinach,
She likes Lettuce, now let's finish!
Lastly,
Zoe
Wild Mountain Cat is she,
Ichigo she'll never be!
We're so English, We're rude so much!
We've lost all our good Japanese stuff
and such!
Names are gone, so much for plot,
We'll just sing La da di alot
By "we" we mean Fox
Mainly just the Box!
Now you know them all,
short and tall,
big and small!
I hope you hate the Box,
just as much as Fox!
Now you see
that I can be
Insane whenever I wish to be!
Tokyo Mew Mew's just for me,
Mew Mew Power, we'll just see
A la cart,
When will it start?
Am I crazy?
No siree,
I'll just sing La da di da di di di di
La di da di da di da...