^___^I see ppl like these rants! Yay ! Means we're doing good. Well since my partner decided she would rather be a muse, ad I already had this written up, here we go! I know these wont be in order but hey, chaos is better than order anyday!
~Tigera~
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Okay todays target... Treize Kushrenada.
I know this guy is suposed to be the instigator in GW. Honestly I haveta say I agree with his methods, but still, there are just some things that bug me about him.
One of them is those freaky eyebrows! I mean, look at them. There forked. One must wonder how does he do it? Is it genetic? Or does he go to a beauty salon and get them plucked that way while he gets his hair cut?
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~Senario~
*Treize walks into a salon and quickly gets ushered into a back room*
"The usual Mr Kushrenada?" asks the stuffy looking stylist, who looks like he has a gun up his hass similar to heero.
"Yes, Just make the eyebrows a little more forked today. I want to see if anyone will notice at the next meeting. " Treize relaxes in the barbers chair.
"Oh course sir. " Barber goes about business.
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Oh! and another thing, has anyone else ever noticed that he NEVER has a hair out of place? Does he use gallons of hair spray or something? And what about his 'bangs' those stylized locks that are just off to the side. How does he do it? I've tried simlilar stuff with my hair and failed. Again how does he do it?!
Okay... enough ranting on the hair. Next up- what the hell is it with the roses? Does he watch Sailor Moon in his spare time? Does he idolize that pansy rose boy Tuxedo Mask? Next you know Treize will go prancing around, throwing roses and shouting "You can do it Lady Une!"
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~Scenario~
*Treize is sitting in his room infront of his TV watching some of his favorite DVDs*
*Une walks in and stops short when she sees whats on the TV*
"Is that Sailor Moon?" she asks as she looks down at Treize who just started too root for Tuxedo Kamen as he comes on the screen
* Treize stops rooting and blinks looking up at Une with a composed look.* "Yes, it is my lady. "
*Une gives him and odd look and starts to back out of the room* "And people say I have problems.." she mutters as she leaves
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I can just see it now, Treize watching Sailor Moon.That would solve the question about the rose obsession. I think...
Something else I have to question. Does anyone else notice that Treize only drinks wine? Makes you wonder if he ever gets drunk. Time for another Scenario!
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~Scenario~
*Une walks into Treize's office to deliver some reports.*
*Treize is sitting there with a nearly empty wine glass in hand and three empty bottles.*
"Mr. Treize, Did you just drink all those bottles?" she asks questioningly.
*Treize looks at her with a smirk and a slightly glazed look in his eyes*
"Yesh Uney.. I wash Bored. You looks beautishful today. Wanna Fuck?" Treize asks, laughing. Apparently slighlty more than drunk.
*Une sweatdrops and backs out of the room, shutting the door behind her. She turns to the secretary. *
"Call the Doctor again. And cancell Mr. Treize's meetings for the rest of the after noon.
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I almost feel sorry for Une, almost. THough a drunk general is a scary thought. Second thought, screw felling sorry for Une, I fell sorry for all of OZ and Romafeller!
Okay, Now on to the last thing that bugs me about Treize. THe clothes. I cant remember a time in the anime where he wore anything BUT his uniform. Does he only have one? Or several? And why the half cape. I admit it looks cool, but it also makes him kinda look like a super villan and a super hero mix. Perhaps he couldnt decide on which he wanted to be. who knows. But still does he have more of those uniforms or is he like Heero and wears the same thing all the time.. again Ew. Or, like heero, is that all he buys? Seriously these guys need to work on their wardrobe!
Okay.. that wraps up this rant. Lest see who i pick on next. Trust me, that will be a surprise to even me ^___^
~Tigera~
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Okay todays target... Treize Kushrenada.
I know this guy is suposed to be the instigator in GW. Honestly I haveta say I agree with his methods, but still, there are just some things that bug me about him.
One of them is those freaky eyebrows! I mean, look at them. There forked. One must wonder how does he do it? Is it genetic? Or does he go to a beauty salon and get them plucked that way while he gets his hair cut?
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~Senario~
*Treize walks into a salon and quickly gets ushered into a back room*
"The usual Mr Kushrenada?" asks the stuffy looking stylist, who looks like he has a gun up his hass similar to heero.
"Yes, Just make the eyebrows a little more forked today. I want to see if anyone will notice at the next meeting. " Treize relaxes in the barbers chair.
"Oh course sir. " Barber goes about business.
****
Oh! and another thing, has anyone else ever noticed that he NEVER has a hair out of place? Does he use gallons of hair spray or something? And what about his 'bangs' those stylized locks that are just off to the side. How does he do it? I've tried simlilar stuff with my hair and failed. Again how does he do it?!
Okay... enough ranting on the hair. Next up- what the hell is it with the roses? Does he watch Sailor Moon in his spare time? Does he idolize that pansy rose boy Tuxedo Mask? Next you know Treize will go prancing around, throwing roses and shouting "You can do it Lady Une!"
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~Scenario~
*Treize is sitting in his room infront of his TV watching some of his favorite DVDs*
*Une walks in and stops short when she sees whats on the TV*
"Is that Sailor Moon?" she asks as she looks down at Treize who just started too root for Tuxedo Kamen as he comes on the screen
* Treize stops rooting and blinks looking up at Une with a composed look.* "Yes, it is my lady. "
*Une gives him and odd look and starts to back out of the room* "And people say I have problems.." she mutters as she leaves
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I can just see it now, Treize watching Sailor Moon.That would solve the question about the rose obsession. I think...
Something else I have to question. Does anyone else notice that Treize only drinks wine? Makes you wonder if he ever gets drunk. Time for another Scenario!
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~Scenario~
*Une walks into Treize's office to deliver some reports.*
*Treize is sitting there with a nearly empty wine glass in hand and three empty bottles.*
"Mr. Treize, Did you just drink all those bottles?" she asks questioningly.
*Treize looks at her with a smirk and a slightly glazed look in his eyes*
"Yesh Uney.. I wash Bored. You looks beautishful today. Wanna Fuck?" Treize asks, laughing. Apparently slighlty more than drunk.
*Une sweatdrops and backs out of the room, shutting the door behind her. She turns to the secretary. *
"Call the Doctor again. And cancell Mr. Treize's meetings for the rest of the after noon.
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I almost feel sorry for Une, almost. THough a drunk general is a scary thought. Second thought, screw felling sorry for Une, I fell sorry for all of OZ and Romafeller!
Okay, Now on to the last thing that bugs me about Treize. THe clothes. I cant remember a time in the anime where he wore anything BUT his uniform. Does he only have one? Or several? And why the half cape. I admit it looks cool, but it also makes him kinda look like a super villan and a super hero mix. Perhaps he couldnt decide on which he wanted to be. who knows. But still does he have more of those uniforms or is he like Heero and wears the same thing all the time.. again Ew. Or, like heero, is that all he buys? Seriously these guys need to work on their wardrobe!
Okay.. that wraps up this rant. Lest see who i pick on next. Trust me, that will be a surprise to even me ^___^