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Note: Someppl have suggested more oddities about everyones favorite general Treize.Intersting, most of the I wouldnt have thought of. I'll haveta keep them in mind and redo that rant later. ^^
~Tigera~
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Okay, Todays target is the one, the only, the extremely cute bishy with a braid... DUO MAXWELL!
Yes, I even have problems with the self acclaimed God of Death. THe first weird thing that bugs me about his is this. The hair. Now I love that braid just like everyone else. Hell I've, again,tried to do that with my hair and yes I am a girl. I can tell you from experience that its impossible to keep a braid that long in good shape, and that its a bitch to clean. So, my question is, why the hell doesnt it get in his way or get messed up!? I mean seriously, with a braid that long its a health hazard. You're bound to sit on it sometime and hurt your neck, or get it caught in a door, or accidentally set it on fire...
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~Scenario~
*Duo bursts in the door of the dorm room that he and heero are sharing. The door slams shut behind him and catches a good part of that long braid of his. As he rushes forward in an attempt to annoy Heero, he gets pulled back by his braid and ends up on his back on the floor.*
*Heero hears the loud thump from his bedroom and goes and investigates. he sees Duo on the floor in a daze then notices his braide still in the door. He rolls his eyes and leans over Duo*
"Again." is all Heero says.
*Duo rubs the back of his head and sighs.* "Yes again Heero. Dont say a word."
"Hn" *heero shrugs and turns to walk away. he looks over his shoulder as he enters his room.* "Cut the braid Maxwell."
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Yeah, you would think that would happen alot. Or that one of the other pilots would get fed up with the obscene braid and cut it in his sleep. Perhaps thats why Wufei carries a katana around with him everywhere....
Another thing that bugs me about Duo, he looks like a girl. Seriously, I've heard that Duo was originally designed to be a girl then the creator changed it. Couldnt they have atleast made him look a little more masculine??? Hell he looks more like a girl that some girls I know! I know that he's a bishonen but thats taking it a little far, dont you think? Oh and not only does he look like a girl but he's SHORT! I have nothing against short people, hell I am one. But still... he's a teenager, what the hell happened to growth spurts!? Or does that not exist in AC era? Makes you wonder, will people get shorter as the centuries progress? Gods I hope not.
Okay, next up is the nice healthy obsession with death. I have nothing against death honestly. But seriously, He goes farther with it than any of the other pilots. Hells, he claimes to be Shinigami! One could argue that Duo needs to see a psychiatrist. Now that would be amusing...
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~Scenario~
*Duo happily enters the psychiatrists office. He sits down at a chair across from the good doctor who is sitting there smiling*
"Hello Duo, I am Doctor DeWinter. Pleased to meet you, We will start with some simple ink blots."
*picks up a card and hold it infront of Duo* "Now what do you see?"
*Duo smirks as his eyes light up* Me, Shinigami!"
*Doc writes something down and holds up another one* "And now?"
*Duo smirks and leans back* "Me blowing up some useless Leos."
*Doctor writes something else down and holds up some more cards. This continues for a while with Duo saying various things to do with death. Finally the Doctor puts down the cards and smiles. she gets up and heads out of the room. She picks up her secretaries phone and calls Une.*
"Ma'am I dont need to do further testing on your Preventor Agent Maxwell. It's obvious that he needs mental help."
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Yeah, Okay then... Perhaps he needs a hobby that doesnt involve blowing shit up.Or maybe a pet. A nice cat or a dog.
Something else that amuses and bugs frost and I, does anyone remember when Trowa blew up Deathscythe on TV? And Duo yelled 'NOOOO!!!' right in the middle of a crowded colony? Now think about it. Duo. In the middle of a crowd.Yelling out "NOOOO!' as Deathscythe blows up. Anyone else see anything wrong with this? You would think that he'd get arrested for suspicion of being a Gundam Pilot. You would think that some people would have braines. If someones opposes a gundam being blown up and gets emotional about it, wouldnt logic dictate that that person might have something to do with the Gundams?
Yes, that bugs us a lot. And also what about the clothes? I know that he was raised in a catholic Orphenage, but please, why not a change in clothes and get rid of the collar. One would thing a pilot constantly dressed as a priest would stand out. But then again you could say the same thing for Heero. And someone, please tell me whats up with the pants? They're baggy in the upper thigh area. Why? Does he keep his guns in there or something? Or does he keep explosives in them? Or perhaps food. hm....
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~Scenario~
*Duo walks into work at the Preventors office. Quatre stops him and asks if he has a pen. Duo nods and starts to search his pockets. Soon he's pulling out guns, knives, brass knuckles, handcuffs, sticks of TNT, packets of gun power, matches, fuses, pudding,oranges,his toothbrush, mechanical parts, a pencil and finaly a pen. He grins and holds the pen out to Quatre.* "Here ya go Q-man."
* Quatre sweatdrops as he takes the pen.* "Um.. Duo? Why dont you clean out your pockets?"
"Cause ya never know what will come in handy." *Duo grinned as he shoved everything back in his enormous pockets and walks away.*
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Well,if I can carry a backpack around with what I deem to be essentials, why cant he? Though... I'd never go that far. Yes, explosives and weapons are too tempting.
Yes, that is what bugs me about Duo. More suggestions Welcome. I may haveta do more chapters dedicatied to same characters. .;;
~Tigera~
Note: Someppl have suggested more oddities about everyones favorite general Treize.Intersting, most of the I wouldnt have thought of. I'll haveta keep them in mind and redo that rant later. ^^
~Tigera~
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Okay, Todays target is the one, the only, the extremely cute bishy with a braid... DUO MAXWELL!
Yes, I even have problems with the self acclaimed God of Death. THe first weird thing that bugs me about his is this. The hair. Now I love that braid just like everyone else. Hell I've, again,tried to do that with my hair and yes I am a girl. I can tell you from experience that its impossible to keep a braid that long in good shape, and that its a bitch to clean. So, my question is, why the hell doesnt it get in his way or get messed up!? I mean seriously, with a braid that long its a health hazard. You're bound to sit on it sometime and hurt your neck, or get it caught in a door, or accidentally set it on fire...
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~Scenario~
*Duo bursts in the door of the dorm room that he and heero are sharing. The door slams shut behind him and catches a good part of that long braid of his. As he rushes forward in an attempt to annoy Heero, he gets pulled back by his braid and ends up on his back on the floor.*
*Heero hears the loud thump from his bedroom and goes and investigates. he sees Duo on the floor in a daze then notices his braide still in the door. He rolls his eyes and leans over Duo*
"Again." is all Heero says.
*Duo rubs the back of his head and sighs.* "Yes again Heero. Dont say a word."
"Hn" *heero shrugs and turns to walk away. he looks over his shoulder as he enters his room.* "Cut the braid Maxwell."
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Yeah, you would think that would happen alot. Or that one of the other pilots would get fed up with the obscene braid and cut it in his sleep. Perhaps thats why Wufei carries a katana around with him everywhere....
Another thing that bugs me about Duo, he looks like a girl. Seriously, I've heard that Duo was originally designed to be a girl then the creator changed it. Couldnt they have atleast made him look a little more masculine??? Hell he looks more like a girl that some girls I know! I know that he's a bishonen but thats taking it a little far, dont you think? Oh and not only does he look like a girl but he's SHORT! I have nothing against short people, hell I am one. But still... he's a teenager, what the hell happened to growth spurts!? Or does that not exist in AC era? Makes you wonder, will people get shorter as the centuries progress? Gods I hope not.
Okay, next up is the nice healthy obsession with death. I have nothing against death honestly. But seriously, He goes farther with it than any of the other pilots. Hells, he claimes to be Shinigami! One could argue that Duo needs to see a psychiatrist. Now that would be amusing...
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~Scenario~
*Duo happily enters the psychiatrists office. He sits down at a chair across from the good doctor who is sitting there smiling*
"Hello Duo, I am Doctor DeWinter. Pleased to meet you, We will start with some simple ink blots."
*picks up a card and hold it infront of Duo* "Now what do you see?"
*Duo smirks as his eyes light up* Me, Shinigami!"
*Doc writes something down and holds up another one* "And now?"
*Duo smirks and leans back* "Me blowing up some useless Leos."
*Doctor writes something else down and holds up some more cards. This continues for a while with Duo saying various things to do with death. Finally the Doctor puts down the cards and smiles. she gets up and heads out of the room. She picks up her secretaries phone and calls Une.*
"Ma'am I dont need to do further testing on your Preventor Agent Maxwell. It's obvious that he needs mental help."
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Yeah, Okay then... Perhaps he needs a hobby that doesnt involve blowing shit up.Or maybe a pet. A nice cat or a dog.
Something else that amuses and bugs frost and I, does anyone remember when Trowa blew up Deathscythe on TV? And Duo yelled 'NOOOO!!!' right in the middle of a crowded colony? Now think about it. Duo. In the middle of a crowd.Yelling out "NOOOO!' as Deathscythe blows up. Anyone else see anything wrong with this? You would think that he'd get arrested for suspicion of being a Gundam Pilot. You would think that some people would have braines. If someones opposes a gundam being blown up and gets emotional about it, wouldnt logic dictate that that person might have something to do with the Gundams?
Yes, that bugs us a lot. And also what about the clothes? I know that he was raised in a catholic Orphenage, but please, why not a change in clothes and get rid of the collar. One would thing a pilot constantly dressed as a priest would stand out. But then again you could say the same thing for Heero. And someone, please tell me whats up with the pants? They're baggy in the upper thigh area. Why? Does he keep his guns in there or something? Or does he keep explosives in them? Or perhaps food. hm....
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~Scenario~
*Duo walks into work at the Preventors office. Quatre stops him and asks if he has a pen. Duo nods and starts to search his pockets. Soon he's pulling out guns, knives, brass knuckles, handcuffs, sticks of TNT, packets of gun power, matches, fuses, pudding,oranges,his toothbrush, mechanical parts, a pencil and finaly a pen. He grins and holds the pen out to Quatre.* "Here ya go Q-man."
* Quatre sweatdrops as he takes the pen.* "Um.. Duo? Why dont you clean out your pockets?"
"Cause ya never know what will come in handy." *Duo grinned as he shoved everything back in his enormous pockets and walks away.*
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Well,if I can carry a backpack around with what I deem to be essentials, why cant he? Though... I'd never go that far. Yes, explosives and weapons are too tempting.
Yes, that is what bugs me about Duo. More suggestions Welcome. I may haveta do more chapters dedicatied to same characters. .;;
~Tigera~