People must really like these rants. Though some ppl point out some very good things i missed... Note to self. Fix those later. Will do.
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Okay Today/tonights target is... Miscellaneous OZ soliders and other things about OZ that bug me!
Yes, I said misc. Oz soliders. Why may you ask? Well.. lately I've been thinking about them, and what I've come up with bugs me!
Okay. One. Has anyone other than me noticed that hardly any of them have names? Sure there area few like LT. Walker or Otto.. but harldy ever any other with names? What are they all called Bob or Billy Joe ? Makes you wonder sometimes. They must have names! How else would someone register for the army? Unless you have a name like Mortimer.. Then you have just cause to leave out our name I would think...
Reason Two, what the hell is it with yelling 'It's a Gundam!' when they see one? Honestly if I were them, I wouldnt be shouting. I'd be shooting first and asking questions later. Perhaps you dont need to be intelligent in the army. They sure arent. Especailly the Leo pilots. There constantly getting blown up. Which reminds me. Explosions need oxygen to happen right? THen someone please explain to me how a mobile doll can explode if there is no pilot and no need for air!? What, do they pump them full of air so they make pretty explosions?
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~Scenario~
*Une walks up to an unknown solider holding a gas pump looking thing up to a hole in the mobile doll's leg* "Is it almost full?"
* solider nods and takes out the hose and seals up the hole.* "Yes Ma'am. The air's all pumped in. This one will make such a nice explosion when the Gundams blow her up."
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Yeah... Fireworks at their finest. Thats one way to spend money.
The third thing that bugs me is what the hell does OZ stand for!? Sorry but when I first hear of it I automatically thought of the Wizard of OZ. Though if you think about it Une would make a good wicked witch of the West...
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~Scenario~
*Une stands behind her desk, looking out her bay windows. Suddenly she breaks out laughing evilly and points out the window at only something she can see* "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog to!"
*random solider that was walking on the ground jumps and scrambles away muttering something about witches and Oz*
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Okay yeah, Almost. But seriously what does OZ stand for? I've heard Order of the Zodiac, which does make sense since everything is named after constillations and such. Or it could stand for Old Zeon.. of Out of town Zoo.. or Officer's Zoo... or Old Zuchinni... And who in the hell came up with that name? Did some old military geezers sit around and pull the name out of their asses? Seriously. Who in there right minds, besides me who isnt in my right mind. would think up something like this? I must know... it is my new quest of the moment that will be forgotten for something else in like .02
Something else that bugs me. Why cant anyone aim right!? Now I dont have the best aim either. Hell I cant hit the target infront of me but I can hit the wall beside me while I'm attempting to aim for the target... Dont ask I really cant explain that one. One would think though that one of they things that you'd learn when you join OZ is how to shoot. Makes you wonder. What exactly do they teach the soliders? I mean they cant aim. They get blown up so they must not teach them good piloting skills...So what exactly do they spend their time teaching them? Ballet? How to run screaming from battle? How to get blown up the right way? Or perhaps they take lessons from Dr. J, 'How to be a good moving target for any Gundam that crosses your path.'
Okay one more thing. What the hell is it with the uniforms? They remind me of WWII. No real surprise there really. But still. They could have gotten a little more original. They also remind me of a boy scout uniform. Though... Mariemaia's uniforms take the cake. I swear they really ARE boy scout uniforms! Perhaps we should ask Wufei, he'd know.
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~Scenario~
* Duo runs into Wufei after the Mariemaia inccident. He grins and casually asks Wufei a question.* "So Wuffers, what was with the neo boyscout uniform that Mariemaia made you wear? I mean, No self respecting warrior would get caught dead in shorts and that stupid little shirt she made you wear."
* Wufei glares at Duo and pulls out his katana* "Its not my fault the uniforms were designed by a seven year old! Now surrender your braid Maxwell!!!" * chases after Duo*
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Yeah, Someone might have rethought the uniforms idea some there. They were just.. yeah.
Okay... Now to wraps this up. Its getting late and I'm tired. One of the best times to do a rant really once you think about it. ^_^V
Okay. Now this is the part where you press the review button and leave your comment. Flames welcomed. Why? cause Frost and I are using them as a heat source in this fridged place we call home.
~Tigera~
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Okay Today/tonights target is... Miscellaneous OZ soliders and other things about OZ that bug me!
Yes, I said misc. Oz soliders. Why may you ask? Well.. lately I've been thinking about them, and what I've come up with bugs me!
Okay. One. Has anyone other than me noticed that hardly any of them have names? Sure there area few like LT. Walker or Otto.. but harldy ever any other with names? What are they all called Bob or Billy Joe ? Makes you wonder sometimes. They must have names! How else would someone register for the army? Unless you have a name like Mortimer.. Then you have just cause to leave out our name I would think...
Reason Two, what the hell is it with yelling 'It's a Gundam!' when they see one? Honestly if I were them, I wouldnt be shouting. I'd be shooting first and asking questions later. Perhaps you dont need to be intelligent in the army. They sure arent. Especailly the Leo pilots. There constantly getting blown up. Which reminds me. Explosions need oxygen to happen right? THen someone please explain to me how a mobile doll can explode if there is no pilot and no need for air!? What, do they pump them full of air so they make pretty explosions?
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~Scenario~
*Une walks up to an unknown solider holding a gas pump looking thing up to a hole in the mobile doll's leg* "Is it almost full?"
* solider nods and takes out the hose and seals up the hole.* "Yes Ma'am. The air's all pumped in. This one will make such a nice explosion when the Gundams blow her up."
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Yeah... Fireworks at their finest. Thats one way to spend money.
The third thing that bugs me is what the hell does OZ stand for!? Sorry but when I first hear of it I automatically thought of the Wizard of OZ. Though if you think about it Une would make a good wicked witch of the West...
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~Scenario~
*Une stands behind her desk, looking out her bay windows. Suddenly she breaks out laughing evilly and points out the window at only something she can see* "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog to!"
*random solider that was walking on the ground jumps and scrambles away muttering something about witches and Oz*
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Okay yeah, Almost. But seriously what does OZ stand for? I've heard Order of the Zodiac, which does make sense since everything is named after constillations and such. Or it could stand for Old Zeon.. of Out of town Zoo.. or Officer's Zoo... or Old Zuchinni... And who in the hell came up with that name? Did some old military geezers sit around and pull the name out of their asses? Seriously. Who in there right minds, besides me who isnt in my right mind. would think up something like this? I must know... it is my new quest of the moment that will be forgotten for something else in like .02
Something else that bugs me. Why cant anyone aim right!? Now I dont have the best aim either. Hell I cant hit the target infront of me but I can hit the wall beside me while I'm attempting to aim for the target... Dont ask I really cant explain that one. One would think though that one of they things that you'd learn when you join OZ is how to shoot. Makes you wonder. What exactly do they teach the soliders? I mean they cant aim. They get blown up so they must not teach them good piloting skills...So what exactly do they spend their time teaching them? Ballet? How to run screaming from battle? How to get blown up the right way? Or perhaps they take lessons from Dr. J, 'How to be a good moving target for any Gundam that crosses your path.'
Okay one more thing. What the hell is it with the uniforms? They remind me of WWII. No real surprise there really. But still. They could have gotten a little more original. They also remind me of a boy scout uniform. Though... Mariemaia's uniforms take the cake. I swear they really ARE boy scout uniforms! Perhaps we should ask Wufei, he'd know.
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~Scenario~
* Duo runs into Wufei after the Mariemaia inccident. He grins and casually asks Wufei a question.* "So Wuffers, what was with the neo boyscout uniform that Mariemaia made you wear? I mean, No self respecting warrior would get caught dead in shorts and that stupid little shirt she made you wear."
* Wufei glares at Duo and pulls out his katana* "Its not my fault the uniforms were designed by a seven year old! Now surrender your braid Maxwell!!!" * chases after Duo*
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Yeah, Someone might have rethought the uniforms idea some there. They were just.. yeah.
Okay... Now to wraps this up. Its getting late and I'm tired. One of the best times to do a rant really once you think about it. ^_^V
Okay. Now this is the part where you press the review button and leave your comment. Flames welcomed. Why? cause Frost and I are using them as a heat source in this fridged place we call home.
~Tigera~