Okay... seeing as how I havent updated in oh... AGES. I shall bestowe a new rant upon my beloved readers. .;; yes its late at night and I'm tired. Best time to write theses in my opinion ^__^
Now lets see whose up for today.....
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Todays target....Trowa Barton. No Name himself!
Okay... goddess this is gonna be long. Frost and I composed a list of what we found... odd about dear Tro-chan. And Frankly.. is long, with 13 items and counting.
First thing that bugs us is the hair! Its a bloody uni-bang for goddess sake! How does he do it!? Does he use gallons of hair gel? Even more Hair spray? Gods, one could assume that his hair is highly flambable!I know mine would be.
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~Scenario~
*Trowa flicks on a lighter to light a candle in the kitchen when suddenly his hair catches on fire* "AHHHHHH!"
* The rest come running in, Quatre carrying a bucket of water which he dumps on Trowa's blazing hair.*
*After the hair is out trowa sighs and waits for it. *
"You know this wouldnt happen if you used less that 10 gallons of hair gel and 5 bottles of hair spray. " Quatre reprimanded.
*Trowa shrugs*
"Somehow... I dun think that'll stop him Q-man..." *Duo said from the doorway*
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Er... yeah exactly. Though one must wonder,is his hair solid as a rock from all those products? Is that why he doesnt fear Cathrines knives? Do things bounce off the impentrable shield of hair? This must be explained! Or theorized... or warrent another scenario....
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~Scenario~
*Trowa is on another mission when he runs into an Ozzie. The Ozzie starts to shoot at him, aiming for his head. He quickly deflects the bullet with his awsome solid hair of toughness and shoots the ozzie before running off*
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Okay that was the hair that bugged us, next up was the acrobatics. Someone explaine this. A child, raised in the battle field for as long as he remembers. Fighting all the time. When in hell did he learn gymnastics!? And whats more, he does it in his gundam!!!! How!? I could understand it if the setup was like in G Gundam.. but Hell. He's in the cockpit, manipulating levers and buttons. How does he do it!? and whats more, he never falls or messes up. Anyone see something wrong with this? How did he learn? When Did he learn? How does he do it in his gundam!?
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~Scenario~
* Trowa is trying to practicing backflips when he first gets Heavyarms.* "Okay.. Lets see what this does.."
*presses a button and the gundam does the infamous Sailor Moon Pose*
*Trowa sweatdrops and gets the gundam out fo that pose and trys something else, causing the gundam to go down in the splits with many noises of straining metal*
"Somehow, I dont think it was made to do that..."
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Perhaps he figured it out the old way, press many buttons and see what works. Or maybe he had his doc alter the gundam, or maybe its something they taught him in his gang of mercenaries when he was little. Yes, how to do ballet with your MS and dance around like an idiot while you avoid getting shot. That sounds about right. But then why does he know those moves outside of his gundam? Unless he was a moving practice target... perhaps this is it. Hm... That would answer the questions...
Okay then, Moving on. Next up is...the fighting style!! Okay, honestly there is nothing wrong with picking a strategical position and mowing down the enemy, but seriously, standing out in the open and shooting until you run out of ammo!? Someone please reasure me that Trowa is smarter than that!!! Even I, who has never been in a gun fight and hopes never to be, knows better than that. I know to atleast hide behind something for cover cause no matter how tought the armor, it can only handle so much! Even Gundamium can be damaged! As is proven many times through out the series.
Another thing. What is it with being Cathrine's living dart board? What sane person would stand there, allow themselves to be strapped to a piece of wood and have someone throw sharp pointy objects at them. Does trowa have a few screws loose? Or does he REALLY want to die!? How the hell did he get roped into that one? Did someone notice he awsome rock hard hair sheild of toughness? Is that why he's strapped to the dart board of doom?
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~Scenario~
*ring master walks up to trowa after he just joined the circus* "Since you're new, we've elected you to be our new knife throwers partner since she's gone through 8 others already this month."
*trowa's visible eye widens slightly*
*ring master notices and huridly reasures him- "oh no serious injuries, well nothing life threatening. Only a stabbed ear, a few hands, and a few -ehm- other male parts..."
* trowa's eyes get bigger and the ring master leave. he goes into the bathroom of his trailor and starts to put more spray/gel in his hair*
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Ehm... yeah... right. Alomst. Poor Trowa, no one deserves that fate. Well except a few anime characters i could name.. but then we'd be here all night.
Something else that bugs us...has anyone else noticed that in EW, that HeavyArms has a half mask identical to trowas clown mask!? Please say other people have noticed that. And why does a gundam have a mask? its not like it has any facial features it needs to hide.Perhaps its to scare the soliders. Most people I know fear clowns for some odd reason...
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~ Scenario~
* Trowa appears in battle with his gundam. One look at his gundam and the enemy goes running, screaming into the night. Trowa looks confused and opens a com link to Quatre*
"Quatre... for some odd reason the enemy ran away from me..."
*Quatre turns his gundam to see look at trowa* "I wonder why that is... " * spots the mask and runs screaming from battle. *
* Duo comes to investigate.* "Dude what the... " * sees the mask and also takes off running. *
* soon Zechs comes over.He blinks and point blankly asks.* "Why the hell do you have a clown mask on your Gundam."
*Trowa blinks* "It was Cathrines Idea..."
"Riiight...."
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Yes, its a psychological attack on the enemy. Yeppers. And so is playing elevator music while you attack.... er yea...
Something else that bugs us... er, me. Trowa has no name of his own, unless you belive that he's cathrines Lost Brother Triton Bloom, but thats besides the point. The fact is that through the whole series he has an assumed name. People. Its the future. There's a little thing called DNA testing. THAT WOULD TELL HIM WHO HE REALLY IS!!!! *breathes heavily* this is my major pet peeve about trowa. The guy goes around, claiming he has no name. Yet, he knows Sally Po, a doctor. Why not have her to a DNA test??? That could tell him who his parents and existing family is. Its the future. If they can build colonies and mobile suits, one would think they could do something as simple as that!!! Gods, am I the only one to think of this!???
*manages to compose self* erm.. yeah. Now back on track here. Next item on the list... why in hell do Trowa choose to be a clown as a cover? I mean look at him, he's emotionless, not clown material in ANY way. And... extremely cute with out a shirt. But thats besides the point. Why a clown? Why not a traveling salesman or something? Why??? Does he have a clown obsession or something? Or perhaps its his life long dream to wear the half mask and scare little children by being the clown from 'IT'. Yes, someone please explaine this to me....
Okay, next up is his little habit if infiltrating the enemy. Its a good strategy, but... yes there's a but comming. When you go under cover, why do you use your own name? Even if it isnt your real name, you shouldnt use your assumed name,especially one that could be considered high profile like trowa's with the Barton Foundation.. Hell even Heero had more sense! Albeit, he did use Duo's but still, even spandex boy had some sense. Plus, it seems that Trowa does this a little TOO much. First Oz, then the Barton Foundation, doesnt this guy have a life!?
One more thing. Something else frost and I noticed. Trowa plays the flute. He's a guy. Anyone else see something wrong with this!? Perhaps its just us,but you dont see many guys play the flute who ARENT yaoi! Gods, its a femme intrument, and to top that off he's palying it with his legs crossed in a girl like fashion. Some guys i know would argue that that has to hurt ! .;; Now This just makes you wonder about dear trowa's ... orientation *grins evily*
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~Scenario~
*Duo walks into the house and hears the sound of a flue playing. He goes to investigate and finds Trowa in the music room, playing the flute and dancing around like a girl* "Whao.. Dude. Thats Freaky.."
*Trowa continues to dance like a little girl, ignoring Duo.*
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Err... yeah... almost..Riight. Anyway, Back on track.. Hopefully...
There's another inconsistency that we question in Gundam Wing that involves Trowa. He get blown up and Assumed dead. Then he shows up again. Now someone, explain to me. How can someone surivive drifting in space,In a space suit with limited air, and now way of.. relieving yourself???? Not to mention, when the Ms exploded? Wasnt he inside? Or did he get out, i dont remember. If he got out, he wouldnt have cleared the explosion soon enough. -_-;; Yeah... Back on track here. How the hell did he survive!??? I mean come on, floating in space, then you appear again!? Whats up with that? what saved him??? Did his awsome Hair of Toughness help? Or his Incredable Gymnastic Space Skill help? What? How? When? Why? And all of those other fun question words.
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~Scenario~
*Trowa wakes up to floating in space. he looks around and starts to 'swim' He manages to 'swim' his way to a nearby asteroid and uses his Awsome Hair of Toughness to hold on. He crosses arms and legs and waits for aproaching civilization. *
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Riight. Almost. Yeah... But this does beg the question, HOW!!!!!
Okay, calming down slighlty now, the next to items kinda relate. When Trowa came back to civilization, he had amnesia. If thats the case, hwo is that different from before? He never knew who he was to begin with! And how in hell did he find his way back to the circus!? Does he subconsiously want to to remaind Cathrines living dart board for the rest of his life!? Even with amnesia you would think he had better survival skills. Poor Trowa.
Lastly, He used the Zero System. The System that 'fries pilots braines' Now explaine to me, if its suposed to make pilots go insane, why did it cure his amnesia? I have my own pet theory on this. Trowa's already insane. Look at his choice of work, he habits, and that insane hair of his. Plus he does things that no SANE person should be able to do. Therefore (i just like that word...) THe system drove him sane, not that it matters much, to be a gundam pilot i believe that insanity is REQUIRED!
Yes, so here's the long awaited Trowa Rant, And due to school, and various other things, It may be along time before the next rant. *grins evilly* Though the next target wi be... amusing. Psycho Queen beware!! Muwahahahaha!
~Tigera~
Now lets see whose up for today.....
___________________
Todays target....Trowa Barton. No Name himself!
Okay... goddess this is gonna be long. Frost and I composed a list of what we found... odd about dear Tro-chan. And Frankly.. is long, with 13 items and counting.
First thing that bugs us is the hair! Its a bloody uni-bang for goddess sake! How does he do it!? Does he use gallons of hair gel? Even more Hair spray? Gods, one could assume that his hair is highly flambable!I know mine would be.
****
~Scenario~
*Trowa flicks on a lighter to light a candle in the kitchen when suddenly his hair catches on fire* "AHHHHHH!"
* The rest come running in, Quatre carrying a bucket of water which he dumps on Trowa's blazing hair.*
*After the hair is out trowa sighs and waits for it. *
"You know this wouldnt happen if you used less that 10 gallons of hair gel and 5 bottles of hair spray. " Quatre reprimanded.
*Trowa shrugs*
"Somehow... I dun think that'll stop him Q-man..." *Duo said from the doorway*
****
Er... yeah exactly. Though one must wonder,is his hair solid as a rock from all those products? Is that why he doesnt fear Cathrines knives? Do things bounce off the impentrable shield of hair? This must be explained! Or theorized... or warrent another scenario....
****
~Scenario~
*Trowa is on another mission when he runs into an Ozzie. The Ozzie starts to shoot at him, aiming for his head. He quickly deflects the bullet with his awsome solid hair of toughness and shoots the ozzie before running off*
****
Okay that was the hair that bugged us, next up was the acrobatics. Someone explaine this. A child, raised in the battle field for as long as he remembers. Fighting all the time. When in hell did he learn gymnastics!? And whats more, he does it in his gundam!!!! How!? I could understand it if the setup was like in G Gundam.. but Hell. He's in the cockpit, manipulating levers and buttons. How does he do it!? and whats more, he never falls or messes up. Anyone see something wrong with this? How did he learn? When Did he learn? How does he do it in his gundam!?
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~Scenario~
* Trowa is trying to practicing backflips when he first gets Heavyarms.* "Okay.. Lets see what this does.."
*presses a button and the gundam does the infamous Sailor Moon Pose*
*Trowa sweatdrops and gets the gundam out fo that pose and trys something else, causing the gundam to go down in the splits with many noises of straining metal*
"Somehow, I dont think it was made to do that..."
****
Perhaps he figured it out the old way, press many buttons and see what works. Or maybe he had his doc alter the gundam, or maybe its something they taught him in his gang of mercenaries when he was little. Yes, how to do ballet with your MS and dance around like an idiot while you avoid getting shot. That sounds about right. But then why does he know those moves outside of his gundam? Unless he was a moving practice target... perhaps this is it. Hm... That would answer the questions...
Okay then, Moving on. Next up is...the fighting style!! Okay, honestly there is nothing wrong with picking a strategical position and mowing down the enemy, but seriously, standing out in the open and shooting until you run out of ammo!? Someone please reasure me that Trowa is smarter than that!!! Even I, who has never been in a gun fight and hopes never to be, knows better than that. I know to atleast hide behind something for cover cause no matter how tought the armor, it can only handle so much! Even Gundamium can be damaged! As is proven many times through out the series.
Another thing. What is it with being Cathrine's living dart board? What sane person would stand there, allow themselves to be strapped to a piece of wood and have someone throw sharp pointy objects at them. Does trowa have a few screws loose? Or does he REALLY want to die!? How the hell did he get roped into that one? Did someone notice he awsome rock hard hair sheild of toughness? Is that why he's strapped to the dart board of doom?
****
~Scenario~
*ring master walks up to trowa after he just joined the circus* "Since you're new, we've elected you to be our new knife throwers partner since she's gone through 8 others already this month."
*trowa's visible eye widens slightly*
*ring master notices and huridly reasures him- "oh no serious injuries, well nothing life threatening. Only a stabbed ear, a few hands, and a few -ehm- other male parts..."
* trowa's eyes get bigger and the ring master leave. he goes into the bathroom of his trailor and starts to put more spray/gel in his hair*
****
Ehm... yeah... right. Alomst. Poor Trowa, no one deserves that fate. Well except a few anime characters i could name.. but then we'd be here all night.
Something else that bugs us...has anyone else noticed that in EW, that HeavyArms has a half mask identical to trowas clown mask!? Please say other people have noticed that. And why does a gundam have a mask? its not like it has any facial features it needs to hide.Perhaps its to scare the soliders. Most people I know fear clowns for some odd reason...
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~ Scenario~
* Trowa appears in battle with his gundam. One look at his gundam and the enemy goes running, screaming into the night. Trowa looks confused and opens a com link to Quatre*
"Quatre... for some odd reason the enemy ran away from me..."
*Quatre turns his gundam to see look at trowa* "I wonder why that is... " * spots the mask and runs screaming from battle. *
* Duo comes to investigate.* "Dude what the... " * sees the mask and also takes off running. *
* soon Zechs comes over.He blinks and point blankly asks.* "Why the hell do you have a clown mask on your Gundam."
*Trowa blinks* "It was Cathrines Idea..."
"Riiight...."
****
Yes, its a psychological attack on the enemy. Yeppers. And so is playing elevator music while you attack.... er yea...
Something else that bugs us... er, me. Trowa has no name of his own, unless you belive that he's cathrines Lost Brother Triton Bloom, but thats besides the point. The fact is that through the whole series he has an assumed name. People. Its the future. There's a little thing called DNA testing. THAT WOULD TELL HIM WHO HE REALLY IS!!!! *breathes heavily* this is my major pet peeve about trowa. The guy goes around, claiming he has no name. Yet, he knows Sally Po, a doctor. Why not have her to a DNA test??? That could tell him who his parents and existing family is. Its the future. If they can build colonies and mobile suits, one would think they could do something as simple as that!!! Gods, am I the only one to think of this!???
*manages to compose self* erm.. yeah. Now back on track here. Next item on the list... why in hell do Trowa choose to be a clown as a cover? I mean look at him, he's emotionless, not clown material in ANY way. And... extremely cute with out a shirt. But thats besides the point. Why a clown? Why not a traveling salesman or something? Why??? Does he have a clown obsession or something? Or perhaps its his life long dream to wear the half mask and scare little children by being the clown from 'IT'. Yes, someone please explaine this to me....
Okay, next up is his little habit if infiltrating the enemy. Its a good strategy, but... yes there's a but comming. When you go under cover, why do you use your own name? Even if it isnt your real name, you shouldnt use your assumed name,especially one that could be considered high profile like trowa's with the Barton Foundation.. Hell even Heero had more sense! Albeit, he did use Duo's but still, even spandex boy had some sense. Plus, it seems that Trowa does this a little TOO much. First Oz, then the Barton Foundation, doesnt this guy have a life!?
One more thing. Something else frost and I noticed. Trowa plays the flute. He's a guy. Anyone else see something wrong with this!? Perhaps its just us,but you dont see many guys play the flute who ARENT yaoi! Gods, its a femme intrument, and to top that off he's palying it with his legs crossed in a girl like fashion. Some guys i know would argue that that has to hurt ! .;; Now This just makes you wonder about dear trowa's ... orientation *grins evily*
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~Scenario~
*Duo walks into the house and hears the sound of a flue playing. He goes to investigate and finds Trowa in the music room, playing the flute and dancing around like a girl* "Whao.. Dude. Thats Freaky.."
*Trowa continues to dance like a little girl, ignoring Duo.*
****
Err... yeah... almost..Riight. Anyway, Back on track.. Hopefully...
There's another inconsistency that we question in Gundam Wing that involves Trowa. He get blown up and Assumed dead. Then he shows up again. Now someone, explain to me. How can someone surivive drifting in space,In a space suit with limited air, and now way of.. relieving yourself???? Not to mention, when the Ms exploded? Wasnt he inside? Or did he get out, i dont remember. If he got out, he wouldnt have cleared the explosion soon enough. -_-;; Yeah... Back on track here. How the hell did he survive!??? I mean come on, floating in space, then you appear again!? Whats up with that? what saved him??? Did his awsome Hair of Toughness help? Or his Incredable Gymnastic Space Skill help? What? How? When? Why? And all of those other fun question words.
****
~Scenario~
*Trowa wakes up to floating in space. he looks around and starts to 'swim' He manages to 'swim' his way to a nearby asteroid and uses his Awsome Hair of Toughness to hold on. He crosses arms and legs and waits for aproaching civilization. *
****
Riight. Almost. Yeah... But this does beg the question, HOW!!!!!
Okay, calming down slighlty now, the next to items kinda relate. When Trowa came back to civilization, he had amnesia. If thats the case, hwo is that different from before? He never knew who he was to begin with! And how in hell did he find his way back to the circus!? Does he subconsiously want to to remaind Cathrines living dart board for the rest of his life!? Even with amnesia you would think he had better survival skills. Poor Trowa.
Lastly, He used the Zero System. The System that 'fries pilots braines' Now explaine to me, if its suposed to make pilots go insane, why did it cure his amnesia? I have my own pet theory on this. Trowa's already insane. Look at his choice of work, he habits, and that insane hair of his. Plus he does things that no SANE person should be able to do. Therefore (i just like that word...) THe system drove him sane, not that it matters much, to be a gundam pilot i believe that insanity is REQUIRED!
Yes, so here's the long awaited Trowa Rant, And due to school, and various other things, It may be along time before the next rant. *grins evilly* Though the next target wi be... amusing. Psycho Queen beware!! Muwahahahaha!
~Tigera~