. Geesh, some people must have more free time than I do.. o.o I never thought of the scientific reason for MS going kaboom. Also, I must note, it amuses me that reviewers are picking apart what we're ranting on. Makes me utterly amused, more so than normal actually. ^_____^ please! Pick apart more! I love the laughing I get to do cause of it!
Though, someone brought up the fact that in the series you see more of Trowa's ass than his face, I never noticed. This warrants watching the entire series all over again ^__________^
Now on with the rants!
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Okay todays target... *reaches into a hat and pulls out a name* Is the one, the only, Psycho Queen herself, Relena!
Okay, now that we know our target, lets start, now I've been warned to be realistic on this one.. unfortunately, -.- blame frost. So of course I will try to refrain from total insanity... yeah right.
First off, who in their right minds chases after an anti-social, suicidal,homicidal, gun toting, terrorist teen that is against everthing you stand for!? Plus tell him to kill you??? If you ask me, little Ms. Pink Princess is a few screws loose. One of these days Heero's gonna actually shoot her.
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~Scenario~
*Relena appears in front of heero with hearts in her eyes and asks him to shoot her. Heeros whips out his gun from his amazing spandex, and shoots her in the arm. Relena gasps and grabs her arm*
"Heero! I didnt mean Literally!"
*heero shrugs and puts the gun back down his amazing spandex.* "You said shoot you. Mission Accomplished. "
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Perhaps.. perhaps not. but it bugs me, if someone claimes their gonna kill you, wouldnt you leave them alone like any other sane person? Or does Relena have a death wish??? Makes me wonder about that concidering how many times she gets her self in the middle of battles.
Another thing that bugs me. She followed heero to the Antartic. The Antartic. She knew he was gonna fight against Zech. But she still followed him. The Idiot. Even I know not to do that and I've been classsified as insane by everyone I know! What was she hoping to accomplish?? And then she tells him to "Kill that man!" Isnt she a pacifist? Dont pacifists believe in non violence? Then why the hell is she telling him to kill someone who turns out to be her brother?!
That brings me to another thing that bugs me. Has anyone else noticed that Milliardo and Relena are like exact opposites? Oh and that He's prettier than her? Just wondering. Oh now i definatly wanna do a Milliardo rant...
One more thing about relena, what the hell is it with the pink barbie limo of ugliness???? Who in their right minds, and we all know she isnt, would have a PINK limo!? If that doesnt stand out, i dont know what does. One would think that having a pink car, she'd be an easy target for terrorist, assasins or anyone who just didnt like her. I mean come on, that just screams 'Hit me, I'm a target' Yes, though now that one thinks about it, thats not the only thing of hers thats pink. So's her uniform. What the hell is it with this girl and the color Pink!? Its ugly. especially the pink pastel in her school uniform. I cant stand pink! Why pink? Why not blue, or yellow, or hell even puke green? Why pink???
*takes deep breath* Okay now.. what else bugs me about her, besides everything. Oh yeah, why the hell does she listen to Dorothy!? I mean come on, one she's freaky,and two she's a manipulative bitch. But then again those seem to be requirements for her family. I mean look at Treize and Mariemaia.
Another thing, what the hell is it with Pacifisim? Its all good and dandy for an ideal, but please, it just doesnt work in the real world. Humanity cant exist with out war or weapons to make sure everything works. Does she live in her own little world or something? So what, its her families ideal. Look where thats gotten them, the parents are dead, the princess is a pink freak and the prince is a birdman wannabe. One would think that with the death of her parents, she's want to kill the bastards that killed them. But no.. she's promoting peace. Someone, please, shoot her.
Next item. She was the 'Queen of the World.' Who... in their right minds... Sure the people liked her, and that she'd make a good figure head, but please. She's a teenager. One would think that she's suffer from one hell of an ego. Though if she does, then she must be good at hiding it... Scenario time!
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~Scenario~
*relena's sitting in her office at preventors. Duo walks in and starts to complain about her game playing on the companies computers and how its slowing the systems down. Relena glares at him and stick up her nose* "Those rules dont apply to the Queen of the World!"
* Duo arches his eyebrow and snorts* "You mean FORMER Queen of the World. "
*Relena growls and flips him off.* "The people still love me. So hmph!"
*Duo rolls his eyes and walks out of her office* "Oh yeah, no ego at all... Riiight. "
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Er.. yeah, exactly. No ego at all. Riight.
One more thing. Well basically what the whole rant's about. She acts like little Ms. Pink Perfect Peacecraft. No one is that perfect, not unless there on some really good drugs or have no life what so ever, though in the case of relena, I'd bet on some really good precribed drugs. Perhaps that explaines her 'perfect' behavior. OR perhaps, she isnt even human. Maybe she's an alien like from Sailor Moon or a Persacom like from Chobits( by clamp), or maybe she's an Angel living amongst humans like from Wish( an other thing by clamp. really good manga) Though she's be more like a devil in my opinion... Yeah, maybe she isnt even human, that would answer all the questions.
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~Scenario~
*Relena looks around in the garden, making sure there is no one else around. she nods slighlty and sits in a bench by a tree and clasps her hands together and takes in sunlight ( Wish reference) like any angel would. She smiles a bit as she finishes 'eating' when suddently theres the sound of foot steps. She looks up to see Duo* "Oh, Hello Duo."
*Duo, blinks and looks at her* Hey Lena, what are you doing here?"
*Shrugs slightly* "Oh nothing... Just enjoying the sunlight."
*Duo nods then frowns slightly. "Hey Lena, are you on a diet? All you've been eating is Honey and Milk..."
*Relena sweatdrops* "No Duo... I'm just hardly ever to really eat anything with all the paper work I have to do..."
*Duo gives her an odd look.* "If you say so Princess..."
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Um.. yeah, exactly.Thats how it is alright. Er... riiight. Almost.
Well.. i'm running out of things to rant about.. scary really. And I was told to be realistic. Well this is as realistic as I get. Deal with it. Hope you enjoyed this rant,and please, Flame us if you must, I makes me laugh!
~Tigera~
Though, someone brought up the fact that in the series you see more of Trowa's ass than his face, I never noticed. This warrants watching the entire series all over again ^__________^
Now on with the rants!
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Okay todays target... *reaches into a hat and pulls out a name* Is the one, the only, Psycho Queen herself, Relena!
Okay, now that we know our target, lets start, now I've been warned to be realistic on this one.. unfortunately, -.- blame frost. So of course I will try to refrain from total insanity... yeah right.
First off, who in their right minds chases after an anti-social, suicidal,homicidal, gun toting, terrorist teen that is against everthing you stand for!? Plus tell him to kill you??? If you ask me, little Ms. Pink Princess is a few screws loose. One of these days Heero's gonna actually shoot her.
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~Scenario~
*Relena appears in front of heero with hearts in her eyes and asks him to shoot her. Heeros whips out his gun from his amazing spandex, and shoots her in the arm. Relena gasps and grabs her arm*
"Heero! I didnt mean Literally!"
*heero shrugs and puts the gun back down his amazing spandex.* "You said shoot you. Mission Accomplished. "
****
Perhaps.. perhaps not. but it bugs me, if someone claimes their gonna kill you, wouldnt you leave them alone like any other sane person? Or does Relena have a death wish??? Makes me wonder about that concidering how many times she gets her self in the middle of battles.
Another thing that bugs me. She followed heero to the Antartic. The Antartic. She knew he was gonna fight against Zech. But she still followed him. The Idiot. Even I know not to do that and I've been classsified as insane by everyone I know! What was she hoping to accomplish?? And then she tells him to "Kill that man!" Isnt she a pacifist? Dont pacifists believe in non violence? Then why the hell is she telling him to kill someone who turns out to be her brother?!
That brings me to another thing that bugs me. Has anyone else noticed that Milliardo and Relena are like exact opposites? Oh and that He's prettier than her? Just wondering. Oh now i definatly wanna do a Milliardo rant...
One more thing about relena, what the hell is it with the pink barbie limo of ugliness???? Who in their right minds, and we all know she isnt, would have a PINK limo!? If that doesnt stand out, i dont know what does. One would think that having a pink car, she'd be an easy target for terrorist, assasins or anyone who just didnt like her. I mean come on, that just screams 'Hit me, I'm a target' Yes, though now that one thinks about it, thats not the only thing of hers thats pink. So's her uniform. What the hell is it with this girl and the color Pink!? Its ugly. especially the pink pastel in her school uniform. I cant stand pink! Why pink? Why not blue, or yellow, or hell even puke green? Why pink???
*takes deep breath* Okay now.. what else bugs me about her, besides everything. Oh yeah, why the hell does she listen to Dorothy!? I mean come on, one she's freaky,and two she's a manipulative bitch. But then again those seem to be requirements for her family. I mean look at Treize and Mariemaia.
Another thing, what the hell is it with Pacifisim? Its all good and dandy for an ideal, but please, it just doesnt work in the real world. Humanity cant exist with out war or weapons to make sure everything works. Does she live in her own little world or something? So what, its her families ideal. Look where thats gotten them, the parents are dead, the princess is a pink freak and the prince is a birdman wannabe. One would think that with the death of her parents, she's want to kill the bastards that killed them. But no.. she's promoting peace. Someone, please, shoot her.
Next item. She was the 'Queen of the World.' Who... in their right minds... Sure the people liked her, and that she'd make a good figure head, but please. She's a teenager. One would think that she's suffer from one hell of an ego. Though if she does, then she must be good at hiding it... Scenario time!
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~Scenario~
*relena's sitting in her office at preventors. Duo walks in and starts to complain about her game playing on the companies computers and how its slowing the systems down. Relena glares at him and stick up her nose* "Those rules dont apply to the Queen of the World!"
* Duo arches his eyebrow and snorts* "You mean FORMER Queen of the World. "
*Relena growls and flips him off.* "The people still love me. So hmph!"
*Duo rolls his eyes and walks out of her office* "Oh yeah, no ego at all... Riiight. "
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Er.. yeah, exactly. No ego at all. Riight.
One more thing. Well basically what the whole rant's about. She acts like little Ms. Pink Perfect Peacecraft. No one is that perfect, not unless there on some really good drugs or have no life what so ever, though in the case of relena, I'd bet on some really good precribed drugs. Perhaps that explaines her 'perfect' behavior. OR perhaps, she isnt even human. Maybe she's an alien like from Sailor Moon or a Persacom like from Chobits( by clamp), or maybe she's an Angel living amongst humans like from Wish( an other thing by clamp. really good manga) Though she's be more like a devil in my opinion... Yeah, maybe she isnt even human, that would answer all the questions.
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~Scenario~
*Relena looks around in the garden, making sure there is no one else around. she nods slighlty and sits in a bench by a tree and clasps her hands together and takes in sunlight ( Wish reference) like any angel would. She smiles a bit as she finishes 'eating' when suddently theres the sound of foot steps. She looks up to see Duo* "Oh, Hello Duo."
*Duo, blinks and looks at her* Hey Lena, what are you doing here?"
*Shrugs slightly* "Oh nothing... Just enjoying the sunlight."
*Duo nods then frowns slightly. "Hey Lena, are you on a diet? All you've been eating is Honey and Milk..."
*Relena sweatdrops* "No Duo... I'm just hardly ever to really eat anything with all the paper work I have to do..."
*Duo gives her an odd look.* "If you say so Princess..."
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Um.. yeah, exactly.Thats how it is alright. Er... riiight. Almost.
Well.. i'm running out of things to rant about.. scary really. And I was told to be realistic. Well this is as realistic as I get. Deal with it. Hope you enjoyed this rant,and please, Flame us if you must, I makes me laugh!
~Tigera~