Well I've gone through a box of Kleenex, a whole chocolate cake and about 6 liters of water, reading a fic, a very romantic one and if you know me I'm the hopeless romantic type. You have to read it if you're into Draco/Hermione pairings, which you should be if your reading this, because it is one, but you know go there once your done reading this cause it is an amazing story and my favorite harry potter fan fic!! So read it. Well anyway, I just put on a really hyper CD (YTV's big fun party mix 3) and I'm bouncing off the walls, so to release all this very suppressed hyperness I'm writing this fic. Ok, well to bad it'll have to be so here goes nothing!!

Just to explain a little this takes place when Draco and Hermione are graduated from Hogwarts. Kind of taking idea's from Coyote Ugly (watched the movie 10 times in the last 2 days. Harry potter was losing its appeal after seeing both the first and second movie over 250 times). They had completely forgotten about each other until now. What will happen when they meet again and in some pretty compromising positions?

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It was just another normal day at work for Draco Malfoy. Since school had ended he'd been working here at this bar. It was kinda broken down, and not the best place on earth, but it paid in cash, and he really needed the money. When he had graduated from Hogwarts his father commanded that he become a death eater and follow in his father's footsteps. But he refused and was kicked out of the Malfoy manor to survive on his own. Firstly he tried to find a job in the wizarding world and with no prevail, he decided to try the Muggle world as was greatly rewarded on his first interview with a job.

It wasn't the most dignified job he worked as a bartender/dancer at the Blanket Drill, which is British euphemism signifying sexual activity in bed. But it paid great anywhere from $300 to $1000 bucks a night, so it was worth it, it got him a lot of free drinks (! He'd changed a lot since school, grown more muscles and a rugged bad boy look, that was still sophisticated in a way and the girls loved it (even some guys).

He'd been working there for about 6 months and, thankfully, had not run into anyone from school. But good things don't usually last long.

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Hermione had graduated from Hogwarts with highest standards and could have worked almost anywhere she like in the wizarding world. But she wanted to stay true to her blood and go to university and find a job in the muggle world. And true to that she did get into university, Harvard University's law program to make it even better.

She had grown apart from Ron and Harry, and the wizarding world in general, since leaving hogwarts. She'd made a couple new friends, but she knew she could never be as close to them as she had been with Harry and Ron, but it didn't bother her she still had a blast with her new friends and tonight on the menu there was a little bar. Her friends said that it had the hottest waiter this side of the universe and her friends had pretty good taste in men so she trusted them.

Hermione stood in front of the mirror checking out her reflection and making sure it was perfect. She'd changed a lot since school ended, she'd died her hair black with red streaks and gotten her hair straitened, and finally her body had started filling out she had nice pert round breasts and a very curvy body that could make any boy drool. Tonight she had decided to dress sexy, she had the plan of getting laid. Tonight's sensual outfit consisted of a tight very low cut black tank top that showed off her newly pierced bellybutton, a black mini skirt with a zipper right up the front of them, and to top it all off a nice pair of platform knee high boots. She was definitely a site to stare at.

"Are you ready yet?" Hermione heard her friend Sara yelling from down the stairs.

"Almost," She hollered back applying a gracious amount of dark red lipstick to her lips and headed down stair to see her friends.

As soon as she got down the stairs she was greeted by 2 girls giving her a lot of cat calls and whistling, "Looks like Mia got a plan to get picked up tonight!" her friend Terry cooed.

"Yes, yes," Hermione laughed giving a bow.

"So let's go find you the stud muffin you're going with!" Sara yelled running out the front door to the car.

"SHOTGUN!" Hermione yelled, running out the front door to the car, where Sara was already crawling into the driver's seat.

"No fair!" Terry scolded climbing into the back seat.

Hermione just stuck her tongue out at her as she climbed into the front seat and buckling up.

Sara turned on the car and headed out towards the bar.

The girls had traveled about halfway there when Terry asked from the back seat, "Can we turn on the radio, we can get in the grove for the club?"

"Great idea," Sara said, "Turn on the radio Mia."

"Great," Hermione said flicking on the radio, I can't wait till we get there, Hermione thought to herself. She turned on the radio and flicked it to her favorite channel as a song was starting.

"OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!" Terry hollered from the back seat, "TURN IT UP!"

"Okay calm down," Hermione said turning it up and Terry started to belt out the words.

"I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice

Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions

Get a little outta line

I ain't gonna act politically correct

I only wanna have a good time"
"Come on sing along I know you know it," Terry commanded us.
So we all started belting it out
"The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take

The chance to get out on the town

We don't need romance-we only wanna dance

We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy

Can you feel it

Come, come, come on baby

I feel like a woman!!"
And as the song ended we had arrived at the bar and it seemed to be packed the line was around the block but that was no trouble when you where Hermione Granger in a mini skirt.
Hermione walked right up to the front door not bothering to stand in line, her friends in tow, she was almost through the open door when a booming voice stopped her in her tracks.
"Where are you going miss?" The booming voice asked her placing a large muscular arm in front of her.
"Into the bar," she replied looking up at him innocently.
"I don't think so you have to wait in line like every one else," He said towering above her, in an attempt to intimidate her, but nobody intimidates her.
"But the line is just so long," She said trailing a finger up and down his arm looking at it then back at him, "and my friends and I just want to have a little bit of.fun tonight. And I'm sure you wouldn't want to let a couple of girls like us not have.fun, would you?"
By the time she finished the bouncer was putty in her hands and let her and her friends in no problem.
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It was the busiest night Draco had encountered yet, and it wasn't going to let up any time soon. He was almost passing out he was so tired but he still had another 3 hours to survive.
"Can I take your order," Draco asked a young lady standing at the bar.
"Yeah I'll have 6 vodka shots," Sara replied to the gorgeous man behind the bar.
"Coming right up," He said pulling out 6 shot glasses and with a couple of fancy twirls of the vodka bottle and filling the six glasses.
"Thanks," Sara said paying the guy and grabbing the shot glasses and shuffling her way through the crowd to the table her friends were sitting at.
"So was the guy you ordered your drinks from the hunk of he man you were going on about?" Terry asked Sara.
"That would be him," Sara said putting the glasses on the table, "Thought I'd get you two each cause I don't feel like shuffling through that crowd again very soon, lets just say I was ready to chop some hands off, out there."
The three of the chuckled together, "So who's this hunk a he man, I didn't quite get a look the bar's to crowded." Hermione asked
Sara looked all dreamy eyed as she explained him, "Well he's all toned and muscley, and he's got the most wonderful silvery blue eyes, and this gorgeous wavy blond hair. Yummy."
"Sounds nice," Hermione said gulping down her first shot, when a really sexy song came on and a whole bunch of cheering interrupted her thoughts.
"See that's him," Her friend Sara said pointing at the bar to the man that had just climbed up on it and started dancing all sexily.
The second Hermione laid eyes on him her mouth dropped open, he was quite a hunk, but she knew him, but it couldn't be him. I just couldn't be the git she used to know, he hated muggles. It couldn't be Draco Malfoy.
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It was his song, and anybody who had been to the bar knew it so as soon as it started playing he was dragged up onto the bar and had to start dancing as the lyrics described most men.
He started dancing and grinding using the bars at each end of the bar to the best. All the girls where hooting and hollering
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It was like an out of body experience Hermione just stood up from her seat and started walking towards the bar.
"Where are you going?" Sara asked stopping her shouts at the man dancing on the bar long enough to ask her.
Hermione didn't answer though she just kept walking up to the bar.
"I think she's found the man she wants to go home with," Terry whispered to Sara.
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Draco continued dancing looking around for one of the bar regulars to bring up to dance with him but couldn't find anybody. But his eyes did land on somebody. But it couldn't be the person he thought it was. The person he knew was always up tight, conservative, a nerd. But the lady standing in front of me was one hell of a sexy woman. She was standing right at his feet. He could hear the song he was dancing to fade away and change and he hoped off the bar.
"Hermione?" he asked.
"Draco?" She asked.
"So it is you," they both said at the same time.
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They stood there and stared at each other. Draco was the first to get out of the trance they were both in.
"What are you doing here?" he asked quietly.
"I could ask you the same thing." Hermione replied.
"Maybe we should talk about this outside?" Draco suggested.
"Yeah definitely," Hermione replied still not believing it was Draco.
"I get break in 5 minute, just wait there and we'll go out back,"
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Five minutes later the two of them were standing out back of the club in a small dank ally way.
"So," Hermione said a little nervously.
"What you been up to?" Draco asked wondering how innocent bookworm Hermione had ended up such a babe.
"Not to much, just been going to university up at Harvard." Hermione answered, "What happened to get you here?" she asked pointing at the bar.
Draco gave her the gist of his story about how he got here, "And so I started work here about six months ago and its been going okay."
"Wow," was all she could say. All of a sudden her life wasn't so bad.
"Yeah wow's the right word," Draco said looking Hermione up and down.

Hermione caught his eye checking her out. Hmmm this could turn out to be interesting, Hermione thought. "What's wow?" She asked seductively.
Shit, Draco thought, she caught me looking, but still this could turn out to be something interesting, "Your body is what's wow," he said closing the distance between them running a hand up her arm watching it as it slide over her silken skin.
"Really?" she said grinding her hips against his hips; she was just the right height for it, "Your pretty wow yourself."
Draco was lost for words, they were suppose too be mortal enemy's but here he was Hermione to close for comfort and quite a big problem sticking straight out the front of his pants.
"You got nothing to say?" She asked running a hand over the front of his pants, "It seems your body can react but your minds a bit slow."
"I got to go back to work," Draco blurted out and ran back into the bar.
Hermione followed him back into the bar smiling to herself. I just made cool, emotionless, stupid git, Draco Malfoy, all hot and bothered, She thought to herself very happily. This could turn out to be a good night.
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Oh shit, Draco thought to himself walking into the bathroom with a hand full of ice, I lost my composure out there you stupid git. Draco shoved the ice down his pants hoping that his little problem would go away, or maybe he should say BIG problem. Biting his bottom lip because of the cold he looked down to see his problem slowly shrinking away. Good, he thought to himself walking out of the washroom and back to the bar to start work again
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When Hermione got back to the table where her friends were at it wasn't just occupied by them, but by them and two studs who where hanging all over them.
"So I see you two have found some company," Hermione said standing at the table.
"Sure have," Sara replied cheerfully, "This is Tom," she pointed to the blond man hanging off her, "and that is Daniel," she pointed at the dark hared man hanging off Terry, "Tom and Daniel this is Hermione."
"Nice to meet you two," Hermione said shaking their hands, "Well I let you guys get on with whatever you where doing, I'm going to get a drink and chat it up with the hot bartender," she indicated Draco, "I'll find a ride home, so don't worry about me."
"Sounds good," Terry said.
"See ya," Sara yelled after Hermione.
Time to have some more fun she said walking over to the bar.
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Shit here she comes, Draco thought to himself. "How can I help you ma' am?" Draco asked Hermione as she leaned on her elbows on the bar, giving Draco quite a nice view up her shirt.
She licked her lips then replied, "Martini, dirty," she said in a slow seductive drawl, "please."
He gulped loudly, "Coming right up." Crap, he said mixing her drink and handing it to her.
Grabbing her drink Hermione sat at the bar staring at Draco slowly sipping at her drink.
Draco served everyone else at the bar but he could still feel her gaze burning on his back.
"Draco it's your turn," Draco heard his boss call.
"For what?" He asked.
"Don't play stupid, its your turn on the bar," Draco's boss replied shaking his head.
Crap, he thought climbing on the bar as the song "Every six seconds" by O-town came on. He started swaying his hips to the beat and dancing as usually, but so uncomfortable knowing her eyes where on him. Every six seconds

Every six seconds

Baby I can't stop

My mind from slipping

Every six seconds or less

Preoccupation of the opposite sex

And you're the one I blame

For making me go missin

I think of you in different ways

Fourteen thousand times a day

At this point he was at her end of the bar and subconsciously reached his hand out to her, pulling it back before she could grab it. But even with out his help she climbed up on the bar and molded her body to his.

Victoria's Secret I've been keepin'

And its getting harder all the time

I can't keep it undercover

I need your soft lips kissing mine

Every six seconds

My body starts beggin

Your sweet thing is wreckin me

Until you give me some

Ten times a minute

Six hundred times an hour

Another cold shower

Until you give me some

(Until you give me some)

Grinding her hips against his, as he followed lead. She whispered in his ear, "I could give you some," Her lips brushed lightly against his ear, and his problem was back

I picture you in red matte lipstick

Sponging all over me

Leaving a mark on my fantasy

Or swimming in water wearing nothing but moonlight

Both of us soaking wet (splash)

Half way to the towel is as far as we get

Two can play that game, Draco thought. He brought his lips to her ear and whispered, "Your wearing Red lipstick make a mark." Tilting his head to the side he waited. But he'd one this round, he knees buckled and he caught her.

Victoria's Secret I've been keepin'

And its getting harder all the time

I can't keep it undercover

I need your soft lips kissing mine

Every six seconds

My body starts beggin

Your sweet thing is wreckin me

Until you give me some

Ten times a minute

Six hundred times an hour

Another cold shower

Until you give me some

(Until you give me some)

"Now it's time for you to get off the bar," He whispered in her ear, lifting up her limp body and placing her in front of the bar.

Every six seconds

My body starts beggin

Your sweet thing is messin me

Until you give me some

Ten times a minute

Six hundred times an hour

Another cold shower

Girl you got the power

Until you give me some

Thoughts of you keep swimming through my veins

Baby night and day

And I cannot concentrate on anything

But this urge I have inside

Every six seconds

Every six seconds

Until you give me some

Every six seconds

Every six seconds

Until you give me some

Every six seconds

My body starts beggin

Your sweet thing is wreckin me

Until you give me some

Ten times a minute

Six hundred times an hour

Another cold shower

Until you give me some

Every six seconds

My body starts begging

Your sweet thing is wrecking me

Until you give me some

Ten times a minute

Six hundred times an hour

Girl you got the power

Until you give me some

Every six seconds.

Finishing up his little number, he collected all the money people had thrown at him and jumped off the bar to start bartending again.

"You gotta snap out of it honey its not like what I said was even half as bad as what you said." Draco said Standing in front of Hermione.

True she thought, but the prospect of marking Draco had almost given her an orgasm on the spot. "True," She whispered to him.

"Good we're making progress, how bout you come over to my house after I get off shift and we can talk, catch up," He like the prospect of pay back getting her all hot and bothered then letting her down.

"Okay," she said in a dream like state.

"Okay I'm off in 30 minutes meet me back in the ally," he said see she still wasn't completely into it.

"Okay," she said again.

"Here take this," He said pouring her a vodka shot, "You need it." With that he left her.

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