We decided that Hellhound (although a great guy) just wasn't that interesting. So here's what we did.
PS: Sorry man, them's the breaks.
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Hellhound was bored one day, so he decided he would break some bread. I mean make some bread, I mean bake it. He mixed the bread… Oh wait bread doesn't have mix. He molded the dough or whatever and put it in the…wait, they didn't have ovens back then. When I say back then, what do I mean? Whatever, he put it in the fire crystal and it did whatever it does in there, and he cooked it.
"Hey, this bread is pretty good!" He said. And he was right, it was delicious. It was so good in fact, that he left to sell it. Forever.