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EnigmaRaziel: I have a confession to make...It's my FAULT!!!! WAAAHHH!! SOB SOB!!!!
Yami: Ya. My life would have been in peace if you guys didn't show up and updated again...
Yugi: Yami! Don't be so rude. I like their fic...hehe...
Yami: AIBOU!?
Yugi: (Hides under his bed)
mimicshalle: Anyways, we'd like to clear something before we continue with the story...
EnigmaRaziel: Ya. This is NOT a RANMA ½ - Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover. This is a Jusenkyo – Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover (or whatever you like to call it), kapish?
mimicshalle: Oh well, before we completely forgot, we would like to THANK ALL OF YOU (WHO REVIEWED). We're so happy!!!!
Many thanks especially to: Max Knight, Perished Hope, Pharaohs Angel, Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel and Raphael Loser! THANK
YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
EnigmaRaziel: ...where's that dvd...(throws pencils, papers, cellphones, books, cds in the process)
Yugi: Is this it? (shows dvd)
mimicshalle: That's it! Give it here, good boy.
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
EnigmaRaziel: Too late...(smirks at Yami)
EnigmaRaziel: I'll do the disclaiming! We don't own YU-GI-OH! Or Ranma ½ Settings! We're just borrowing, thank you! (bows)
mimicshalle: Now, on with the show!!!!
Overturned Existence
Chapter 2: Sayonara, Boy Days?
"YAMI!!!" Anzu and the others rushed towards their friend.
"I'm so sorry, Yami." Yugi apologized to his "darker side". "I didn't mean to startle you."
"It's alright Aibou." Yami said still wearing that annoyed look on his face.
"Are you mad at me?' Yugi asked him, his normally cheerful face now gloomy. Yami looked at his light and his expression softened, there's no way in the world that he would get mad at his "brother".
"Of course not, now help me up so we could carry on." Yami smiled at his light. Yugi's face brightened up and eagerly lent his hand to help Yami. Anzu, Shizuka, Mai, Honda and Jyounouchi arrived at the scene catching their breaths.
"Are you alright? Does anything hurt? You didn't bump your head or something, did you?" Anzu fussed.
"Besides from being wet, I think I'll live." Yami said a matter-of-factly. The others sighed in relief. The tour guide attracted their attentions.
"I'm not surprised that you fell into the spring Mr. Mutou." He said calmly. "But what stunned me the most, is that you didn't turn into a girl!"
"What's that supposed to mean?" Jyounouchi questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"From our past experience in handling the springs, that is more than 500 years from now, mind you, all of our visitors who fell into one of these springs turned into the creature or being who drowned here right away."
"Maybe, Yami's just lucky." Honda assumed, shrugging his shoulders.
"Yeah, and I believe the curse isn't true anyway." Mai said.
"Very well then," the tour guide said, "I think Mr. Mutou needs a change of garments."
"Let's go then." Shizuka urged them, pushing her older brother's back playfully. "Niichan might die of hunger if we don't hurry up."
"HEY!" Jyounouchi protested while Shizuka just replied with a giggle.
...the next day...
7:00am...
YAAAAAAAAAAWN...
Yugi rubbed his eyes and ruffled his already disheveled tri-colored spiky hair as he made some effort to wake up. He got out of bed and stretched a bit. "1-2-3-4...1-2-3-4..." and then looked around the "boy's room". Jyounouchi and Honda were at the far end of the room still fast asleep. Jyounouchi was sleeping on the floor, snoring loudly, while Honda, hugging his pillows and murmuring '...Shi-zu-ka...,' had his covers all tangled up. On the other hand, Yami (a.k.a. Pharaoh Atem), like Jyounouchi and Honda, was still sleeping but was hidden from view because his blanket was covering him. Yugi gave a small smile, looking at his friends while sleeping sure is entertaining.
Yugi tidied his bed and went downstairs as quietly as he can so as not to wake the others up. Yugi reached the living room of their hotel room and went straight to the kitchen to brush his teeth. After brushing his teeth he proceeded to the bathroom to have bath. The first thing that greeted him there was a human sized mirror but paid no attention to it so he just continued to take a bath. After ten minutes of cleaning himself Yugi was now out of the bathroom. He then went again to the kitchen to have some hot cocoa to accompany him in watching some TV shows.
One hour and forty minutes later...
Yugi heard someone or rather everybody walking down the stairs. Some were talking to each other, stretching, yawning and still half asleep.
"Good morning guys!" Yugi greeted them with a smile.
"Your up early today Yugi..." Jyounochi said with a yawn.
"And watching TV so early too." lectured Mai.
"Ehehe... I just got up early and I was bored." Yugi replied sheepishly while scratching his head. "Um... where's Yami?"
"He's still sleeping." Honda answered him.
"Well then, I think I should ask for some room service so we can have our breakfast." Yugi said while getting up from his spot.
"What? Breakfast?! Where?! Where?!" Jyounouchi said while looking up, down, side to side and sticking his nose in the air.
"It's not yet here, niichan," Shizuka said in calm voice, "and besides I think Mai won't allow any of us to eat until we take a bath first."
After what Shizuka said Jyounouchi dashed to the bathroom. All of the people in the room sweat dropped, some things just won't change. While Jyounochi was taking a bath the others were chatting, and as for Yugi he's taking care of the food. After a few shouting, chatting and bathing, at long last, for Jyounouchi's delight, they are about to eat breakfast.
"Hey, isn't Yami up yet? It's past nine already." Anzu said while taking a bite on her toast.
"Well you see Yami isn't really the morning type of person." Yugi said while scratching his head, "Well, I think he'll wake up sooner or later."
As if on cue someone was walking the stairs, yawning.
"Morning," Yami said while he was rubbing his eyes while going down the stairs.
"Morning, Yami!" Yugi greeted cheerfully while spreading some jam on his bread. "Do you want eggs or bacons?" Yugi looked up and saw 'him'.
"Neither, Yugi." Yami said while walking pass the table. Yami noticed that everyone's attention was on him, even Jyounouchi stopped eating his meal. "What?" he said, but to his dismay nobody answered, they acted as if he had grown a second head. "Is anyone going to use the bathroom?" and for the second time nobody answered. "I'll take that as a no."
So Yami just proceeded to the bathroom to have his morning bath. Of course like Yugi the first thing that he saw was a human size mirror. At first he didn't paid any attention or whatsoever at the mirror but when he looked at it he saw a girl, a counter part of himself to be exact. He looked at 'it' closely and did some movements and the reflection just copied it with ease. Yami remembered what the tour guide said "But what stunned me the most, is that you didn't turn into a girl!"......... "From our past experience in handling the springs, that is more than 500 years from now, mind you, all of our visitors who fell into one of these springs turned into the creature or being who drowned here right away.". Realization struck 'him', he turned into a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yami let out an ear piercing scream and everything went black. As for the others, every boy in the room fainted.
After ten minutes...
"And that's what happened." Anzu said to the Manager of the Jusenkyo Springs.
For more than ten minutes Anzu was relating to the man what happened for the pass few minutes and apparently Yami wasn't taking this whole-heartedly. Anyways, while the girls are explaining this to the manager, Yugi and the others are trying as hard as they could to calm Yami down from her hysterics.
"Well that's to be expected. It's only natural to react that way." the manager answered.
"Isn't there anything we can do to return 'him' back to normal?" Shizuka asked hopingly to the man.
"Well, there's no other way to lift the spell, he'll be a permanent girl. And it's sad to say that the spring of the drowned man has dried up." the manager explained.
"It what?!" Jyounochi and Honda said at the same time.
After hearing this it just got worst. Yami is now more hysterical by the minute mouthing some phrases like, 'if that tomb robber and mind controller finds out about this they'll probably laugh their heads off' and 'then Kaiba will probably humiliate me for the rest of my life'. But then again good thing there's Yugi to support her out.
"Don't worry Yami, I think those three will understand your predicament." Yugi said while looking at his dark from head to toe. "I hope..."
"But Yugi, how can I show my face to them?! I bet they'll just mock me the minute they know about this." Yami said, apparently she's taking things negatively.
"But you mean IF they'll find out!" Jyounochi said while grinning.
"If... If is good." Honda said while having a stupid smile plastered on his face.
"What do you mean by if?" Yami asked while having a little tinge of hope.
"Yeah if they don't know anything about it and just say that your Yugi's twin sister then maybe they'll never suspect!" Anzu said startling the manager.
"But we need a new identification for you Mister Mutou." The manager said in a calm voice.
"What do you mean by a new identification?" Yugi and Yami asked at the same time.
"Well you can't just waltz around with the name Yami you know." Mai pointed out, "Everybody will surely suspect."
"Yeah and what you're dreading to occur will surely happen." Anzu said warningly, Yami just nodded in response.
"Even if they find out later I think by the time they realize that you're Yami, maybe they'll have a crush on you!" Jyounochi blurted out all of a sudden.
"Jyounochi!" Yami said with evident annoyance. Of course they wouldn't? They're your sworn enemy in the dueling field and much more the troublemakers of your life...will have a crush on you?! That was absurd!
"Hey that could happen! Considering that you're hot!" Honda teased further more.
"Well, ehehe, let's go back to the topic on your new identification, Yami." Yugi said hoping to keep Yami from strangling both Honda and Jyounochi.
"Yeah a name..." Honda said picking up the hints that Yami could send both him and Jyounochi to the Shadow Realm.
"Hey how about Yogi for a name!" Jyounochi said jokingly which Yami didn't take lightly. But the good thing is before Yami could send Jyounochi to the Shadow Realm, Mai have putted a big X on his mouth by means of scotch tape.
"Now for a real name, how about Ana?" Mai offered.
"No that wouldn't be right, it should at least sound like the name of her twin." the manager said in a calm voice, while Yami wincing when she heard the word her.
"Well then, how about Yerevan?" Anzu suggested.
"It's the capital city of Armenia." Yami said in a matter of fact tone. Anzu sweatdropped.
After a few minutes of debating for a name that suits the former pharaoh even the manager helped thinking of a proper name, but to Yami's dismay he didn't liked the names. It sounded so old... But then at last Jyounochi is finally free from the evil tape that Mai plastered on his big mouth.
"Considering all the names that you have given, why not Yuna?" Jyounochi said, hoping that Yami won't hit him.
"That's a nice name" Yugi said in his usual voice, "and it also sounds like my name."
"Well it's decided then. You are no longer Mr. Yami Yugi Mutou. You are now Ms. Yuna Mutou," the manager said, "we will just have to inform you with our future plans concerning your identity." After what he said the manager of the Jusenkyo Springs left with a bow.
"Now shall we get started then?" Mai asked them.
"Get started with what?" All the boys asked with the newest member of the female society.
"Well you can't go home looking like that Yuna" Anzu said with a meaningful look.
"What's wrong with her?" Jyounochi asked while looking at Yuna from head to toe.
"There's nothing wrong with her niichan, it's only her clothes." Shizuka answered her brother's question.
"What's wrong with my clothes?" this time it was Yuna who questioned them.
"Considering that you're still in your pajamas, don't you think you'll need some underwear and some descent clothes at least?" Mai asked in a know it all tone.
After what have Mai had said, the boys, including Yuna, turned into different shades of red. They finally realize that the boy turned girl need some proper 'garments' and is not wearing any of the appropriate things a lady should have.
"I'll take that as a yes." Mai said after seeing their reactions.
"Well then you three should go now, while we do some girl stuffs." Anzu said or more like ordered the three boys.
"Go where, Anzu?" Yugi asked to his curiosity.
"You should buy your sister some under garments you know." Shizuka pointed out.
Mai scribbled something on a piece of paper and handed it to Jyounochi. Which read it rather loudly.
"We have to buy a what?!" Honda retorted.
"Oh come on! What's wrong with buying some underwear?" Shizuka questioned them.
"But!!!!" Jyounochi whined.
"You know if you just stopped whining for just a minute, you'll be here before you know it." Mai said as she shoved the paper on Jyounouchi's chest.
"B-But Mai."
"Did you understand what I said?" Mai asked.
"Well, yeah." Jyounouchi replied while looking over his other companions, that is, Yugi and Honda, both of whom nodded in reply to Mai's question.
"Then, GO-AND-BUY —or NO FOOD and DUEL."
Jyounouchi grabbed Yugi and Honda by the collar of their shirts and dashed out through the door.
Jyounouchi, Honda and Yugi found themselves before a "no-man zone", a lingerie shop for FEMALES, to be exact.
"Who's goin' in?" Jyounouchi asked none in particular after a ball of hay rolled by together with the wind.
"There's no way I'm going in there! I'm allergic to cosmetics!" Honda said loudly while pointing at the shop.
"Neither am I! And I'm allergic too, y'know." countered Jyounochi.
"But guys that's a lingerie shop." Yugi pointed out, obviously he doesn't pick up that Jyounochi and Honda doesn't want to go inside.
"Anyways, go in there and make us proud!" Jyounochi said.
"Yeah, yeah." Honda added.
After what the two boys said they gave the poor little Yugi a little push to get him closer to the shop. Yugi looked back but the other two made no effort to follow him, instead they just crouch while shooing him of. Really helpful. But no use the girls are waiting and if they don't go back sooner things will go ugly, so Yugi just gave out a sigh and proceeded to the shop.
"Um... excuse me?" said Yugi.
"Nee-how!!! How may I help you Sir!" A hyper brunette in pink uniform beamed. "Sir? Sir? Where are you...?"
Yugi coughed a bit before saying "down here."
"OH! Sorry there! Now what can I do for you?" the same woman asked while sitting to see Yugi.
"Well...can you get me these?" Yugi asked the clerk while giving her the list that Mai gave them. She examined the paper and after a while she beamed again.
"Are these for your sister or something?"
"You can say so —I mean, yeah, for my twin sister."
"Really? You're a good brother and so cute, too," She slightly pinched Yugi's cheek, "I wish I had a brother, too."
Yugi blushed ever so slightly.
"Alrighty, I'll get these things for you, little sir. Please wait for just a bit at the cashier, okay?"
"Okay."
Just as what the kind lady said, she came back from somewhere in the store and emerged with the items listed in the list. She went to the cashier area where Yugi was waiting for her.
"Hey there, got bored?"
"Not really."
"Here are they."
"How much?"
The clerk typed in the price of each article with a little 'tit-tit' of her cash register.
"That'd be 200 Yuan in all." Yugi handed her the money and then typed away in her cash register and gave him the change. She then ducked under and emerged holding two pink and scented paper bag with ribbons and ruffles here and there; she then placed all the articles in and then handed it to Yugi.
"Shay-shay, please come again." She beamed down at Yugi and of course Yugi returned the gesture with their native "shay-shay" or thank you.
Once Yugi stepped out of the "No Man Zone" he let out a sigh of relief. But Yugi thought that shopping at "No Man Zones" isn't that bad, he now knew that they're male-friendly after all, that is if you look like a kid...
Flashback . . . 2 months before . . .
"Hey, you guys wanna hang out at the theme park?" Jyounouchi asked his buddies while licking a chocolate flavored Popsicle.
"That'd be great, let's ride the roller coaster!!!" Honda said, Yami choked on his ice cream when he heard 'roller coaster'.
"Guys, you know Yami gets sick on that ride." Yugi defended his 'dark'. Jyounouchi and Honda just smirked.
"Oh, yeah! I remember, Yami fainted when we got off." Jyounouchi teased and snickered. Yami shot him a death glare. "Awright, awright, I'm just joking."
"Why don't we try the Rocket Ship?"
"But—
The group of friends turned and something caught their attention.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!! HENTAI!!!!" A woman shrieked at a nearby store, a lingerie shop, across the street. A man stumbled out the shop's door with the female attendant and the female shoppers right on his tail. They chased him and dragged him around and beat the hell outta him. The four boys witnessed such torment of their kind and marked that place a "No Man Zone". The male members of the society who happened to pass by avoided the place a good hundred or so meters, so they turned on their heels and went away from the scene, very far away.
End of Flashback
Jyounouchi and Honda went up to Yugi when they saw him walk out the door of the "No Man Zone", they were sitting at the café and was having some tea.
"Hey, Yugi! How'd it go?" Honda asked their little friend.
"Yeah, how was it? Did you get the stuff Mai wanted?" Jyounouchi piped.
"Yeah," Yugi said and handed Jyounouchi and Honda the bags.
"Ewe, it's PINK!" Jyounouchi grimaced.
"This is embarrassing," Honda said, "I'm holding a PINK bag."
"Well you didn't accompany me in the store, so it's only fair that you guys will carry the bags." Yugi said in a singsong.
The two boys just grimaced in response but made no effort to object because Yugi has a point. So they just made their way towards the hotel so that Mai wouldn't scold them.
Meanwhile...
"Hmmmm... not this one... not this one too..." Shizuka mumbled as she search her bag for a blouse or t-shirt that Yuna can wear.
After the boys had left Mai, Shizuka and Anzu decided to lend Yugi's "twin sister" some clothes to wear that day. Anzu will lend her a skirt or jeans, then on the other hand Shizuka will lend her the upper garments and for the last Mai will lend Yuna her spare sandals. And they will take no buts for that. Yuna already tried the sandals and it fitted her, Mai said it was her old white sandals, though it looked very new. Well it was proven to be old because it didn't fit Mai anymore, good thing she packed it accidentally. Then Anzu already found a blue mini skirt. So all in all Shizuka is the only one they're waiting for. Right now Mai is helping Shizuka look for something while Anzu is playing with Yuna's (a.k.a. Yami) hair. She tried doing a braid, then ponytails, pigtails and currently working on a complicated Princess Ann braid.
"There! I found it!" Shizuka said while holding a white sleeveless turtleneck, but all of her clothes were scattered all over the bed.
"Well that takes care of the clothes, all we need to do is to wait for the boys." Mai said while sitting on the edge of the bed. "Hey Anzu what are doing with Ya- I mean Yuna?"
"I'm trying to fix her hair..." Anzu answered while trying to figure which bundle of hair would be on the top, "mmmm...... hmmmm...... ummmm...... ahhh! I give up!" she said while disheveling Yuna's tri colored hair. Now she looks like a witch from the oldest of time.
"Err... Anzu I think you should just let her hair be..." Shizuka said while fixing her things up.
"Well, since the boys is not still in here, might as well help you fix things up." Mai said while getting up from her spot and getting a brush.
After what she said Anzu begun combing Yuna's hair in place, in case you didn't notice Yuna's hair length is three inches below her shoulder and the hairstyle is layers. Well of course after ten or so minutes of brushing, whining, and of course warnings from Anzu and Mai, Yuna looks human again.
Well of course after that small event the boys finally decided to show up.
"Good thing you decided to come, we were beginning to grow some mold in here." Mai said sarcastically.
"Hey at least we got in here, and besides it was embarrassing carrying this fluttery pink bag" Jyounouchi said with the as-a-matter-of-fact tone.
"Well then shall you go to the bathroom to clean yourself, Yuna?" Anzu asked half teasingly.
Yuna just made a face in reply and just proceeded to the bathroom while grabbing the fluttery pink bag from Jyounouchi. After the ex pharaoh was out of sight, the manager from the Jusenkyo just happen to be knocking on their room door. Yugi let the man in and they had some conversations concerning about their present predicament. Well it was no much of the big deal he just said that they might find some change of attitude, ways or talents from their companion. Of course they talked about how they will convince the people they know that Yami is dead and that Yuna is Yugi's twin sister, but they already arranged the thing about Yuna though. The only thing left is when will Yami exit the picture. Well since the curse is permanent whether you are splashed with cold or hot water, the best thing to do is making it appear that Yami is dead. Well they decided on something after ten minutes. Before the man could go Yuna emerged from the bathroom fully dressed with the clothing that Shizuka, Anzu and Mai lend her. The man greeted her and went on his way. After he left the room Yuna asked her companions on the things they talked about while she was taking a bath. The others enlightened her with everything, except the changes concerning the attitudes. Of course she disagreed with the idea of making her true self appear to die or to be dead. But as always her friends finally convinced her about the idea. So at last! They finally decided to fix some of their things so they can go home, finally. The only problem is... explaining it to their mom. Since Yugi's mother gladly accepted and adopted Yami ever since their 'split up' meaning they both have their own bodies [1]. So for now, they are racking their brains for explanations...
-TBC?
EnigmaRaziel: It's now time for YUGI's Corner!
mimicshalle: That's right!
Yugi: Hello you guys! It's time for MY corner! In my spotlight I'll explain things numbered like [1] over there! See that? (up there) And I'll even reveal to you scenes of upcoming chapters!
EnigmaRaziel: Get on with it Yugi!
Yugi: Okay, okay...
mimicshalle: Well you see, we gave him a spotlight so he'd stop making a commotion...
Yugi: First things first!
[1] Yami and me had 'split up' because of the effects of the God Cards and Millennium Items! Once we collected all the three God cards and the Millennium Items, I dunno what happened, but there's just this very bright light and the next thing I know is that I'm looking at Yami face-to-face!!! That also happened to Bakura and Yami Bakura, so now, there's two of them. Malik's case is different. He has this so called 'second personality' so that doesn't count as another spirit. (that's entirely fictional, okay? never take anything written here seriously 'cause it's fiction)
And now for the preview of the next chapter!!!
Preview 1:
"Mom! We're home!" Yugi called out as soon as they entered the front door. Yugi and Yuna entered the door with a bit of difficulty due to their big and bulky traveling bags.
"Welcome home kids! Honey, they're here!" An all too familiar voice greeted them. The 'twins' looked at each other with shock, their eyes widening as it dawned to them the image of Pegasus walking towards them with open arms, smiling.
Preview 2:
"'Ya know guys, we should do this more often." Bakura said as he licked his 'Mais con Hielo' flavored ice cream. "Goin' out and havin' fun, right?" He continued as he looked at both Malik and Yami Bakura. But it seems that they weren't paying attention to him. They have this dazed look in there eyes and they're gaping at something. "Hey guys?"
There's some wind blowing in Yami Bakura and Malik's direction, fluttering their spiky hair as it passed. Sort of like when guys see a pretty lady coming by and they're going gaga over her.
"...she's an angel..." Yami Bakura said, his eyes softening.
"...she's so...hot..." Malik said while having this dreamy look.
"Hey guys?" Bakura waved his hand over Yami Bakura and Malik's face. "'ya know what, you're ice creams are meltin'."
Yugi: And that's that folks!
EnigmaRaziel: See 'ya next chapter!
mimicshalle: And don't forget to review please! Right, Yuna?
Yuna: ...(grumble, grumble)