The other forces wants to have a little fun...so they've been decided to have a beauty contest of the three kingdoms...
Yuan Shao will be the host and Dong zhuo , Meng Huo and Lu Bu will be the judges...So they called up a messanger to send a
letter to the three kingdoms... Yuan Shao talked..."Whoa!.. This is really getting on my nerves!".. Lu Bu shouted.."Shut Up!.. I know you like to see sexy hot chicks..
don't be a bastard!... I am not like you..BITCH..!... yuan shao shouted too..(yuan shao stand acting a dramatic pose..)..I Yuan Shao came to a noble family and a-..
Maniac Rapist...added Lu Bu..shao gasp.. you beast!.. i didn't do anything!..yeah really... i saw you harassing zhang he at the battlefield thats the reason why he defect to wei...Hahaha silly disgusting nobleASS.. Lu Bu Laughed... Waaaah Is That true?..Dong zhuo Gasp too..How did you know?..he asked..
You pig..don't you remember i join the battle at Guan Du... Ok ok... you won... LET's PrepaRe...BOb...
Meanwhile...at Wei , Wu and Shu..
the messanger came and give each letter to them.. Cao Cao , Sun Quan and Liu Bei begun to read the letter...
Dear Fellow Enemies:
I Yuan Shao wants to invite you to have a beauty contest with your lovely female warriors..unless you have a GAY..ah ahemm..!..as i was saying..
we will be glad and happy to accept our request...each kingdom will have a participants.. a female and a male... this is a showdown..
the winning tyle will have a runner-up... 2nd will win my soldiers... the 1st will win my gurls.. the grand winner exactlly will get all of my properties my land my honor and my land (did i mentioned that?) all etc..but if you do not participate.. i will have to send you in death! I have the mighty Zuo Ci ... Hahaha...
i will be waiting for your reply...
(Author: this letter is SUCKS!)
From the great noblelman:
Yuan Shao...
Each kingdom held a meeting with thier generals...
At Wei...
Cao Cao slammed his hand on the table...
What's happening to you Cao Cao?.. Dun asked...
Crazy nobleASS!.. That Yuan Shao invited us to a little sissy beauty contest...
Well what about it?.. Cao Pi added..
You Fool !..if we don't participate... we will send to death he have Zuo Ci!... Cao Shouted at Him...
Umm excuse me lord Cao Cao..Sima Excused..
What!...
I didn't know you are afraid of DEATH... Sima Laughed..
Of coure i am... If i Die i -...
I Will Be The New Ruler Of WEI...Cao Pi said...
Poor lord Cao Cao his Face looked like a Monster... Hah... You are to UGLY... Yuck... Zhang He Disturbed them... (Especially Cao Cao)..
SHUT UP YOU GAY!.. Cao Cao Is getting Angry...
What?.. Zhang Gasp..
Stop It You Brainless... If We don't Solve Our problem... We might As well Dead Like Fish... Xu Huang Shouted Getting Thier attention..
Ok...Then Migthy Arab... Zhang liao Talked...
Stop You African Dog.. Xu Huang said..
So.. Who Will Be our Participants?.. Pang De Asked...
I Think It Would Be better if Zhen Ji and Cao Pi Will Be our Participants.. Sima Yi Gives his request...
Everyone exept Cao Cao: Ok! That's Our Decision...
Hey! What about me?.. Cao Cao cried..
Aww.. You poor Baby Shit... You can Go To the Contest.. Cao Pi said..
Of Couse I Am the star...
Fool ! Retarded bitch old Man...You're not a star i am... Cao Pi Teased Him..
huhu..Cao Cao really cried.. Whatever...
Ok.. Call the Messanger and give the Letter to Yuan Shao... Sima Said...
Im sure Lord Cao Pi and Lady Zhen Ji Will be The Shinning Star...Xu Zhu is Prasing The Lovers...
Ok..Dissmised...
At Wu...
Everyone i would like to announce that we will join to a beauty contest that Yuan Shao invited us... Sun Quan Announced..
Why Bro.?...Ce Asked..
Uh...I...I Don't know... Quan Replied..
Bumer!...Shang Xiang said..
Sorry.. But The Prize is Big...
What?.. Zhou Yu Asked...
All of Yuan Shao's Property.. Quan Smiled..
Im in... Da Said..
Im Out... Ling Tong Added..
Im Scared.. Xiao cried...
Why?.. Yu Asked.. its a Beauty contest..
I Know... im scared Of Death... So... IM IN !...yeah!
Whoa... You Are the cutiest and beautiful JERK i Ever See... Gan Ning Replied..
YOU SISSY PIRATE!...PLAYING WITH MY BARBIE!..Da protect her sis..
huh?... Gan gasp..
Everybody looked At him...
Yo!... How Is The feeling playing with girl's toys... Ling Tong Teassing Gan..
Gan Ning Take His Sword And Place It To Ling Tong's Neck...
Gan Whispered... you fool! im not only the one who plays BARBIE..! ...what about you?.. i see you playing Shang Xiang's BRA...!
Hey! Did I heard My Bra?...Shang Xiang noticed they are Talking about Her Bra..
Everybody gets Quiet about what they have been hear...
Stop! you BITCH! Ling Tong Shouted...
Hahaha... I see.. Ling Tong Is GAY!... Lu Meng said...
Did Not... Ling Tong Protect His self...
Did Too...Gan Ning Quickly said..
Do you have Any Evidence?...Ling Tong Taunted...
I Have!... Gan Ning Slashed Ling Tong's Back shirt and See That he's wearing a BRA..!
Hey! That's My BRA!...Shang Xiang Gasp!...
all of the wu really didn't belived what they have saw...
Whoa!...
allright stop! i Mean it .. IM A GAY!..Ling Tong cried...
Ah brother... Im sorry For this Mess and for This fool Persons they are really acting strange.. is it ok to you?...Ce Apologized
uh..ok.. so Where were we?...Quan Asked...
I Request That Our participants are Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao... Zhou Tai said...
Ok! That"s the Decision...
Ok.. Call the Messanger and give the Letter to Yuan Shao... Ce Ordered...
Dissmissed...
At Shu...
Ok... Respectful Generals... I have To say That we Are invited to the beauty contest that Yuan Shao is requesting to us... Liu Bei said...
Huh?... A beauty contest?...Zhao Yun Asked..
Yes! Are You in Deaf?...Ma Chao sigh..
Why...We...Join...Ugly...Beauty...Contest...?...Wei Yan Asked Too...
Good Question!...Beacuse...It Has a Big prize...Liu Bei said..
Uhh...Good...Me...Ugly...Voice...Praised...Liu...Bei... Wei Yan smiled..
Huh?..What?...Liu Bei is confused...
Prime Minister?..What Do You Think?...Jiang Wei Asked...
I Have no idea...im sorry...Zhuge apoligized...
Guan Yu?...
Yes...Brother?...
You're Salaiva Is droping...Why are You Staring At Me?... Liu Bei Asked...
I Love You...
Huh?...
Oh! I mean I Agree With You...
But... We Haven't Decided Yet...
Ahhh...
Zhuge Liang?...Where Is your wife?...Zhang Fei Asked...
She is At Her Old Home Visiting The Grave Of His Damn Father...Zhuge Replied...
Are You Really MAD at Him?...Pang Tong Asked..
uh...Not Exactly just a little now.. Zhuge replied..
ok... that's really great..
(At a moment Guan Ping And Xing Cai Came to them holding each hands together...)
Whoa! hold it right there...what are you doing?...Ma Chao asked...
Can't You See?...Are You Blind?...We do nothing...Xing Cai Replied with a few anger..
You Are To Young For A--...
Shut Up Pooh! You're Just jelous...Xing Cai shouted..
No!...You Inncolent Little Br--...
Stop!...If You Continue That Word I will Lick Your Nipples! Guan Ping protect Cai...
Yuck!...Zhao Yun Looks disgusted...
Alright now! Stop If You still want to Live...Zhuge Taunted...
Yes...Prime Minister...All Shuted thier Mouth...
a few moments liu bei asked...
Are You All Gay?...(everyone looked at him)..
all Answered No Exept Zhuge Liang...
You Liang?...ARE YOU A GAY?...Ma Chao Asked...
No...Zhuge Answered coolly...
HeY! prime minister is not a gay...he has a wife... and i see them yesterday having sex in thier room...Jiang Wei replied...
Whoa!... This Is Good.. Zhao Yun Smiled...
WHAT!... how DID you Know ThaT?...Zhuge Wide His Eyeballs...
Hehe.. sorry prime minister... i am spying you.. that day im under your bed... i really enjoying the sounds you making...
OK OK! that's Enough!...Im Tired Of hearing this none sense talking!.. So.. As I was Saying... Who Will Be our Participants?...Liu Bei Said..
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!... You Are The One Who Started First!.. You Little HOTDOG!... Zhang Fei shouted...
oh is that so... liu bei muttered..
yes!.you dumb if you didn't ask that question... this thing wont happened!... Zhang Fei talked..
OK Im Sorry.. IT's All my Fault..Come 'on Think!..And Stop Making me Angry...Liu Bei is Really mad shouting...
(everyone is silent thinking who will be the participants...) A few Minutes...
ok.. I have Decided that Xing Cai and Guan Ping will Be our you know... Zhuge Said His Request...
Humph!...Ok... Im Lost... Ma Chao wishpered...
Ok Then All Of you Agreed.. Call the Messanger and give the Letter to Yuan Shao...Liu Bei Ordered..
Dissmissed...
Back To Yuan Shao...
Master Yuan Shao... The Three Kingdoms Send you a letter.. The Messanger said..
WHOAT?...why they are so quick?...(so he opened it and read..)...(note:this 3 letters have a same format but thier names are different..)
Dear NobleASS...
We are accepting your deal... we have now are participants...
Wei - Zhen Ji & Cao Pi
Wu - Xiao Qiao & Zhou Yu
Shu - Guan Ping & Xing Cai
so.. nobleAss.. Thank You For Your Invitation..
Your Fellow Great Enemies..
That Fools Called Me a NOBLEASS?... if they think they are smart im the smartest!... humm... about the given prize?...
they will not get it away from me... i will make them LOSE... Hahahaha...
(the judges come)...
So Yuan Shao?.. did they accept?... Lu Bu asked..
Yes...
So Let's PrePare... Meng Huo said...
But Wait!...
What?...
Is Diao Chan Will Participate?...Yuan Shao Asked...
No you Fool!...She Is Your Assistant...Dong Zhuo Replied...
Ok Ok im Sorry Pig...he Wishpered...
What?...
Oh Nothing... i Said You're Cute...
Bitch...
Wait For Chapter 2...