The night is glowing , full of lights and the people is really excited for the coming contest.. the castle of yuan shao is huge
the workers is working on the huge stage and many chairs is on the ground... so a few hours all of the people gather around
and go to yuan shao's castle to watch the contest... so the contestants is on the backstage waiting...
in wei's place...
cao cao: hey where are the two ants?
dun: who?..
cao cao: you dumb.. of course cao pi and zhen ji..
dun: ah.. i know! in yuan shao's library with his son yuan xi...
cao cao: oh no.. very well im sure my son and his son are fighting...
at yuan shao..
yuan xi: you beast! you stole my wife!..
cao pi: oh! im sorry for that..
zhen ji: you hear that he said he's sorry..
yuan xi: pls.. come back to me..
zhen ji: sorry xi but my heart belongs to cao pi..
yuan xi: but why? is there any problem with me?
zhen ji: nothing.
cao pi: will you pls. leave us..
yuan xi: pls tell me.. what is our diferrence? and why do you like him?..
zhen ji: ok then.. i like him beacuse.. he is handsome , rich , lovely and my lord..
and you?..hmm.. you are ugly , poor , stupid , annoying and a JERK...
yuan shao: hey! that's not true...
cao pi: she's right.. come now my love let's go back to father...
zhen ji: ok.. bye asshole...
yuan xi: (cries) pls. don't leave.. noooo...
back in wei...
xu huang: hey! they are here..
cao cao: so son what happend?..
cao pi: ah.. that yuan ass is crying for death..
cao cao: GREAT!..
dun: oh boy!..
zhang liao: what?..
dun: the wu...
zhang he: wow.. they are so beautiful..
cao cao: stop! we are more beautiful than them..
zhang he: correction.. but i am the only beautifull here..
all: SHUT UP!
zhang he: opps.. sorry.. ugly ducklings..
sima yi: (muttered) you creep!...
zhang he: huh?
at wu...
ce: look brother the wei..
quan: yah.. they look like a jerk to me..
ce: yeah you're right...
shang xiang: (knocked the head of quan & ce) STOP IT!
ce: ouch! hey we didn't do anything..
shang xiang: oh yeah?... i saw you teasing wei..
quan: im sorry sis...
shang xiang: apology accepted..
lu xun: hey.. this is weird? where is zhou yu?
xiao: ah he's outside talking with zhou tai..
lu xun: ok i will call them.. (lu xun run outside)
da: hey sis.. why a long face?.
xiao: my tummy.. it hurts..
da: huh?..
xiao: i want to go pee..
da: uh? ok..
(xiao runs to the bathroom fast)
gan ning: hey what's happening to her?
da: don't mind THAT.. this is none of your buissness..
gan ning: whatever..
(ling tong comes)
tong: hey guys im here..
gan: hey the mistery gay...
tong: shut up barbie!..
shang xiang: stop it! stop fighting!...
gan & tong: sorry..
shang xiang: it's ok..
(zhou yu , zhou tai and lu xun comes)
ce & quan: zhou tai!
zhou tai: what's the problem?
ce: uh nothing..
xiao: zhou yu...
zhou yu: hello xiao.. you looked beutiful today..
xiao: thanks...
quan: hey! com'on you two the contest will start a few hours don't you stand there arrange yourselves...
xiao & yu: ok.. we're sorry...
(the shu comes..)
zhao yun: hey! i thought guan ping & xing cai are here?
jiang wei: yeah... uh.. look.. the wei and wu..
zhang fei: great.. now let's move and fight..
zhao & jiang: shut up! we are here to join the contest.. not to fight.. silly bitch..
fei: sorry..
wei yan: look...a... messanger...come...us..
huang zhong: quiet.. the messanger is coming..
messanger: excuse me.. but lady xing cai wants to give you this letter..
(ma chao opened it)..
dear allies..
im sorry but i will not go to the contest.. as well as guan ping
we have secretly married and we will have to go to our honeymoon
in paris.. so it is not my problem if yuan shao will submit you
in death..
by xing cai and guan ping..
liu bei: oh no! we're doomed.. i will talk to yuan shao..
ma chao: that jackass!..
(liu bei goes to yuan and talked)
liu: um lord yuan shao..
shao:yes liu bei?..
liu: our participants is g--..
shao: what?
liu: i.is g...gg..gone..
shao: (gasp) no.. if your pair is gone i suggest that you find another one... you may go..
liu: but..
shao: no buts.. go if you don't want to die..
liu: yes..
back at shu once again..
liu: that..that... that NOBLEASS!..
guan yu: what brother?
liu: he wants us to find another pair..
pang tong: good grief this maybe trobule..
wei yan: oh...no...trobule...help!..
fei: PLS.. shut him up!..
guan yu: don't worry brother.. (he touch liu bei's shoulder)
(zhuge and ying comes..)
wei yan: look...new..pair...comming...now...
zhao yun: where?.
jiang wei: great wei yan... we are saved..
liu: it's zhuge liang and yue ying.. i have a plan..
liu: zhao yun.. go to zhuge now..
zhao yun: yes my lord..
(zhao walked to zhuge and ying..)
zhao yun: lord zhuge liang & lady yue ying..
zhuge: oh zhao yun is there any problem?..
yun: nothing.. lord liu bei is calling you..
zhuge: ok..
ying: but why?..
zhao yun: i don't know.. (while walking zhao yun is laughing at the back)..
liu: zhuge liang we have a problem..
zhuge: hey.. zhao yun said none... ok then... what?.
ma chao: our pair is gone..
zhuge: (gasp) what?...
ying: but why?...
pang tong: they've been secretly married..and they are gone going to thier stupid honeymoon..
huang zhong: we have to find another pair.. if we dont.. we will submit to death..
ying: so.. we have to find a pair immidiently...
wei yan: we...have...now...
zhuge: where?..
(everybody looked at zhuge and ying stupidly..)
ying: er..is something wrong?..
liu: hahaha!...
zhuge: if you like us to be the new pair.. i will definitly dissaprove..
all: pls... we beg you..
ying: hey! im not beautiful enough to join that stupid contest!..
jiang wei: pls my lady... you are beautiful..
liu: pls.. only a few make-up will work on that..
fei & guan yu: yeah!
wei yan: huh...make..up...?...what...make..up..?
zhuge: bitch!
liu: uh oh...
zhao yun: com'on pls.. if we don't do nothing...(paused)
pang tong: we will have to die..
ying: but..
zhuge: humph.. ok then.. we have been decided.. i agreed..
ying: hey! you're the only one that agreed... so you will have to go to the stage by yourself!
zhuge: pls.. my wife don't be a fool..
all: pls.. yue ying..
ying: uh... grrrr.. ok ok!..fine.. i will do it..!
all: (cheers) yeahay!
wei and wu: SHUT UP YOU JERKS!
shu: MAKE US! KISS OUR BUTTS IF YOU LIKE!
wei and wu: OK! OK! WE GIVE UP!
shu: (all laughed) BITCH!..
yuan shao: liu bei..
liu: we have now a pair...
shao: ok.. named it..
liu: zhuge liang and his wife yue ying..
shao: what! hahaha.. ahemm..ok.. they are added..
yuan shao: (shouted).. OK! ALL CONTESTANTS THE CONTEST WILL STARTED VERY SOON... DRESS UP NOW! THANK YOU..
all: YES! NOBLEASS!
yuan shao: GRRR... YOU STUPID LITTLE INSECTS!
shu: SHUT UP!