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Overturned Existence
Chapter 4: I Need A…Date?
5:00am
The sound of a digital clock's alarm could be heard in the atmosphere. An eyelid cracked open and revealed an azure orb. The owner of these said orbs ruffled his chocolate brown locks and mumbled something incoherent. He made an effort to move one of his arms and silence the source of the disturbance of his slumber. After doing so he tucked under the covers again and dozed off.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Someone opened the door softly and peeked in.
"Big brother. Big brother?" A short boy with jet-black lengthy hair called out softly in the dark. The boy frowned and entered the room. He made his way towards the side of the bed and shook his brother gently.
"Hey, big brother. Hey, wake up." He prodded. "Wake-y, wake-y!" He urged furthermore but all he got from his brother was some illogical grumbles. "C'mon big brother! Wake—up!" He heaved at his big brother's foot but to no avail he hadn't even moved his brother for at least an inch. "Ooof!" He slumped forward due to the fact that his hand slipped from his grip on his brother's foot. "Grrr. You leave me no choice…" He started tickling his brother's foot with a feather, poked him on the face, wrestled his arm and leg (professional wrestling style), blew a trumpet on his ear, made noises with his drum set, drew a round black circle around his eyes and nose and some whiskers here and there, and rolled him from side to side of the bed until he fell off of it. But all he got was "…five more minutes…"
"I think this day is one of those days sigh . But no matter, I am the great Kaiba Mokuba, and I never give up on anything!" Mokuba said his eyes aflame. "Time to take drastic measures." He once again went over his brother…
"Big brother Mandy's here! Run for your lives!"
(Mandy: A wolf in sheep's clothing, she's full of air, she's pretty and sexy, she's from New York, she has a terrible attitude, she's Kaiba Seto's most avid fan and worst nightmare. She's blonde with full red lips and light blue eyes. You're in trouble if she marked you as her rival. In other words, she's the villain of the story. Makes first appearance on start of school day.)
"Kaiba-sama!" Mokuba made his voice small and high pitched in an attempt to mimic Mandy's voice. But his brother didn't even stir in his sleep.
"Hey, Kaiba wake up!" Mokuba said after clearing his throat and tried to mimic Jyounouchi's voice. Seto turned over but was still sleeping. Mokuba frowned.
"Kaiba…no that's not it." This time Mokuba tried mimicking Yami's voice. "Kaiba watcha doin? I'm bored, let's duel!" He waited for a response. "…"
"Oh man, this would take forever! What should I do to wake you up?" Mokuba asked himself while looking at his brother sleep on the floor all tangled up in his blanket. "……Hhhmmm………"
"…"
"……"
"…………"
"…mmm……AHA!" Mokuba disappeared to his brother's bathroom and came back holding a water sprayer filled with water, of course. He then knelt down just beside his older brother and sprayed him on the face.
Fwish. Fwish. Fwish. Seto's face began to scrunch up and cracked a sleepy eye open. "…Mokuba?"
Mokuba grinned down at him. "Well good morning big brother!"
Seto got up from his spot on the matted floor, stretched up a bit and then scratched his back. After doing so, he slumped back on his bed face first. "…What time is it?"
"5:30" Mokuba answered as he returned the water sprayer back to its former site in the bathroom while mumbling, "I should have used this earlier."
"5:30" Seto mumbled, trying to go back to sleep. "…5:30?" Seto's eyes shot open and then he hastily got up from his bed and dashed to his bathroom.
'Big brother would be furious if he saw his face.' Mokuba thought. 'I should make a run for it.'
"MO-KU-BA?"
"Oops, that's my cue." Mokuba mumbled to himself. "I'll wait for you at the kitchen!" And with that said Mokuba dashed downstairs as fast as his little feet could go. Seto's head poked out of the bathroom just in time to see Mokuba scurrying out his bedroom door. By the looks of it, he was really really really furious.
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"…Maple…Strawberry…Raspberry…Grapes…or Pineapple syrup…? Which one?" Mokuba was currently digging in their gigantic fridge looking for something to flavor his building-like stack of pancakes. "Hhm…Maple should do it." He said as he grabbed his syrup of choice then closed the fridge with his foot. Just as the fridge closed Seto came into view. He was wearing his usual office attire that was composed of a white long-sleeved polo, black pants and shoes. His necktie hung loosely around his collar and his coat (ironed to perfection) draped over his arm.
"Oh, hi big brother." Mokuba welcomed with a nervous laugh. Seto glared down at him. "Ahaha…want some?" Mokuba offered. Seto narrowed his eyes and looked at him sideways and then he grinned. Mokuba looked up at his brother with utter surprise. Just then Seto grabbed him and gave him a noogie.
"Don't do that again." Seto said playfully as he ruffled Mokuba's long hair. "It took me half an hour to remove that, you little pipsqueak."
"Oh! Hey! Big brother?" Mokuba said irritably as he fought his way out of his brother's grasp while taking care not to spill or drop the syrup. Seto walked over the kitchen counter where his coffee and pancakes were waiting. The Kaiba brothers normally have their meals in the kitchen. They rarely use the dining room for their own; they use it if they're holding out a party, during a meeting and the like. "You almost ruined my hairdo." He pouted as he made an effort to try and fix his hair. Seto grinned at his brother's remark as he drank his coffee.
"What, is our little Mokuba growing up or has someone…special?"
"That's none of your business." Mokuba said as he stuck his tongue out. With that done, Mokuba grabbed the remote sitting at the middle of the counter and opened the TV. He then flicked at the channels while Seto plunked a piece of his pancake into his mouth after pouring some Maple syrup.
"Hey, that's Pegasus' mansion." Mokuba announced as he placed the remote back down and began eating his skyscraper pancake with the syrup oozing slowly down the sides.
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"Ohayou Gozaimasu Japan! This is your field reporter, Haruno Sakura, from Ktv, bringing you the latest and hottest news live as early as 6:30 in the morning!" The strawberry haired lady announced as her introduction as she gave everybody a warm smile. Lots of other reporters were also fussing about at the white gates of the manor.
"Today, we're just outside Industrial Illusion Company owner Mr. Pegasus J. Crawford's home here in Domino City, as you can see at the background, we're here today to confirm a gossip flying everywhere that the former bachelor is going to get married sometime soon." She beamed, "Oh—hey! There's his limo now!"
Pegasus' black limo came through the white gates. The reporters fussed around the vehicle as it drove through. The limousine's door slid open and revealed Pegasus out for the world to see. He then waved at them in greetings all the while flashing them his great smile.
"Oh! There he is! There he is!" Ms. Haruno squealed and she dashed off towards his direction, her dedicated cameraman (a.k.a. Uchiha Sasuke) faithfully follows her. She wrestled with the other journalists for the opportunity to get near and have an up close and personal interview with Pegasus.
"Mr. Pegasus! Mr. Pegasus!" The media called out in excitement.
"Settle down people. Settle down." Pegasus calmed them. "Please speak up one at a time. Don't you worry; we have plenty of time for everybody."
"Mr. Pegasus, is it true that you're getting married?" Ms. Haruno started.
"Yes! I'm going to get married!" Pegasus announced proudly, with that the press started to rumble their own questions again until one of them got through.
"Mr. Pegasus, who is it that you're going to get wed with?" A male reporter (a.k.a. Hanabishi Recca) asked, his badge says Tokyo TV.
"To my darling, Mutou Hanako."
"Mutou Hanako? Isn't she the champion duelist's, Mutou Yugi and Mutou Yami's, mother?" Another one from CNN inquired (a.k.a. Yamato Kira).
"You are correct."
"Is this for personal or for business reasons Mr. Pegasus?" Ms. Haruno daringly asked.
"My, how bold of you to ask me that." Pegasus smiled. "Anyhow, I can assure you that I am not doing this for the company but for the simple thing that I really love their mother."
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"Oh puh-leaze." Seto dissented as he devoured his pancake like a turtle. Mokuba looked at him.
"Big brother, you still haven't forgiven him, have you?"
Seto ignored him. Mokuba narrowed his eyes.
"You're just jealous because you still don't have a girlfriend at your age."
"I don't have time for such irrelevant things." Seto answered simply, popping down another piece of pancake.
Mokuba gave him the 'I don't believe you' look. "Irrelevant? Gimme a break!"
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"And that concludes our report. The time is 6:45. This is Haruno Sakura of Ktv, reporting."
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"6:45?" Seto yelped in surprise. He quickly gobbled down his remaining pancakes and coffee, brushed his teeth, got Mokuba to help him with his tie, and then grabbed his suitcase, coat and car keys. "See you later!" He called back as he made his way towards the hallway and out the mansion.
'Why don't you just be yourself, big brother…' Mokuba silently thought.
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"Mutou Residence…this is it." A man clad in white polo and black trousers with the word 'Mailman" printed on his back mumbled. He made his way through the piles of gravel, sand, slabs of wood and steel poles to reach the entrance. He was about to ring on the doorbell when a crowd of carpenters and other workers rushed in and out; he gave out a shocked yelp and fell down.
" 'Ya ladies stop dilly-dallying around! We must finish extending the shop as soon as possible!" A man who seems to be the construction supervisor hollered. "And who might you be?" He asked the fallen mailman.
"I'm the mailman (a.k.a. Kon Rei), is Mutou Sugoroku here?"
"No lad, 'fraid not. 'Just moved couple o'days ago."
"What…?"
"Don' worry, 'ya can find 'em 'ere in this address," The construction supervisor assured and gave him a piece of paper after scribbling the address. "Big white house, 'ya can't miss it." And with that he strode of. The mailman stared down at the address.
"…Crawford Manor…"
Just as he was about to leave a blonde little girl came to the Mutou's former residence, too.
After '10 years'— I mean 1 hour…
Mr. Mailman, or should we say, Mr. Kon Rei, finally reached the Mutou's new residence. The guards allowed him to enter the gates for him to deliver the mail. He was about to ring the doorbell when a little hand shot up and rang it for him. He gazed down and saw the same little girl.
"Hi! Are you here to deliver my darling's letter?" She asked. Mr. Kon was about to answer when the door suddenly opened and revealed a spiky tricolor-haired teen.
"DARLING!" The blonde squealed and pounced on Yugi.
"Re—REBECCA?"
Rebecca looked up at him. "I'm so happy to see you again, darling! I've missed you so much!" And then she hugged him so tight that he nearly choked. Mr. Kon sweatdropped.
"Is—"
"Oh Rebecca! What a surprise." Hanako said. "Oh, yes, may I help you good sir?" She asked as she noticed the Mailman.
"Ah, yes, is Mutou Sugoroku here? I have a letter for him from Mr. Arthur Hopkins."
"I'm afraid not, he's on an excavation trip in Egypt." Hanako explained. "But you can give me the letter instead. I'm Mutou Hanako, his daughter."
"Yes, that would be very convenient…" Mr. Kon said. "Please sign here." He then handed the letter and waved then got on his way of delivering letters again.
Hanako opened the letter and read it.
My dear friend Sugoroku,
How are you, old friend? I need a favor to ask of you. Well, you see my granddaughter, Rebecca, surely you remember her, and she wants to study at Domino city in the same school as your grandson Yugi. She talked about him a lot after their duel and I think it be best to ask you to watch over her for me and to adopt her to your home. I will pay for all her expenses. I am looking forward for your kind consideration. Just tell me if she ever gets a little too stubborn and naughty.
Yours truly,
Arthur
"What a delightful event! Rebecca's to stay with us!" Hanako excitedly said as she finished reading the letter. "Oh, Thomas! Would you be a dear and bring Rebecca's things to the room next to Yuna's?"
Yugi seemed as if he was about to faint out of shock. A brunette came bustling in and collected Rebecca's luggage.
"Isn't this exciting? We get to live under the same roof, darling!" Rebecca said as she clung onto Yugi.
"I'm going to call Dad!" Hanako eagerly phoned Pegasus. Just then Yuna came in.
"What's the excitement about?" She asked as she bit into her sugar frosted donut and sipped from her fizzy soda drink. Hanako just finished calling Pegasus and turned around. Rebecca looked up at her and gave her an apprehensive stare.
"Sodas aren't good so early in the morning, young lady." Hanako lectured her as she saw what she was drinking, "Here, drink that cocoa instead." Hanako replaced her soda with a mug of hot cocoa and began to make her way to the kitchen, just as she was about to turn the corner she glanced up at the three of them. "You three have some fun for a while; I'll have Rebecca's room ready in a jiffy." Yuna was staring blankly at the mug of hot cocoa in her hand.
"Oh, well." Yuna mumbled as she gulped down some of it.
"Ehem-ehem!" Rebecca cleared her throat as she stood in front of her. "May I be so bold to ask —who are you?"
Yuna brought herself down to Rebecca's eye level and then smiled at her. "I'm Yugi's twin sister." She stated and gave Yugi a quick meaningful wink.
'I don't like that look of yours Yami.' Yugi mind-linked. 'Okay wise guy, what are you up to?'
'Oh nothing much, aibou.'
"Really?" Rebecca asked surprised. "Sister-in-law!" Rebecca jumped and hugged her. "This is so delightful!" She said as she looked at Yuna again while still clinging unto her. "Could you tell more about my darling? Please! Please! Please! Oh, pretty please?"
"Sure."
Yugi's jaw dropped. "YUNA?" Yuna ignored him and took Rebecca's hand and led her to the staircase.
"Let's go somewhere else and I'll tell you everything I know." Yuna said and took Rebecca's hand into hers.
"Hurray!" Rebecca squealed in delight as they started to trail towards the garden.
"YUNA!" Yugi whined as he followed suit, "PLEASE DON'T TELL!"
'Revenge is so sweet.' Yami thought as he cringed at his new name.
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Seto was now speeding down the coastal highway towards Kaiba Corp's towering structure out in the vicinity. The wind rushed through his locks and ruffled them here and there. Seto was driving a sleek black convertible with the hood down. He was wearing a black sunglass to protect his eyes from the wind and all the while listening to the radio as he made his way to the company building. He was whistling to the tune of the music he was listening to, this particular habit of his is rarely seen by anybody other than himself. He likes music, a lot.
After a few minutes he finally arrived at the company's perimeter and was greeted by the guard.
"Good morning, Mr. Kaiba! Good weather today, huh." The guard said as he allowed admittance to the company's head. Seto acknowledged the courtesy with a curt nod of his head. "Weird…" The guard said as he scratched his head.
Seto made his way to his usual parking space, an area especially reserved for him. You might have noticed that he wasn't riding his limo today. Well that's because, he gave most of his servants a vacation, even his driver. He thought that spending some of his time to do something for himself would be good for him once in a while and that his workers deserved a vacation, and besides, it was their summer vacation. So, that's why it's just him and Mokuba at home. Seto turned the engine off and then proceeded to collect his things from the car's back seat. He then started to walk towards the entrance of the building. The automatic glass doors admitted him in as soon as he was within range.
"Good morning, Mr. Kaiba." A clerk greeted from behind the Admittance Desk. Seto acknowledged again with a nod while walking past her. He then made his way to the elevator and pressed the button that would take him to his office, that is at the very top floor, about 100 storeys high. Along the way, he passed by a few of his employees that greeted him. But then, they were too few. When the elevator gave its 'Ding' when it reached the top floor, it slid its metal doors to the side to allow entry or exit, Seto then stepped out and proceeded towards his office. He passed by his secretary.
"Good morning, Seto, had a good summer?" A lady in her early twenties greeted the young CEO without looking up from her paper works. She has raven long straight hair, bronze complexion and clear blue eyes. Seto stopped by at his secretary's desk.
"Not really, any news today, Ishizu?" Seto asked.
"Check it out. By the way, I'm gonna leave after a couple of minutes." Ishizu said as she handed him a folder. "You should go home after an hour or so, or else you'll find yourself unaccompanied."
Seto looked at her with a weird expression, for some reason, she was quite excited. Just as he was about to walk towards his office, somebody came up behind him.
"Hey there Seto mah-men!" Fire of the new Big Five greeted the young CEO as he draped his arms around Seto's shoulders and then pounded him playfully across the chest. The young CEO gave off a cough. "Still lookin' good eh." Fire is a young man with fiery red spiky hair and a brave and courageous attitude.
"Are 'ya ready for the 'day'?" Earth asked eagerly. Earth has a deep dark brown long hair tied neatly behind him and is good-natured.
"What day?" Seto asked after regaining his breath back.
"You know the 'Anniversary' kind of day." Wind answered giving a 'quote and quote' gesture while pronouncing the word Anniversary. Wind has silvery white hair like Pegasus' but he got his hair cut short and messy. He has a boastful kind of personality.
Seto looked at them with a bewildered expression.
"Oh man! You forgot it again didn't you?" Water said in an exasperated tone while smacking his forehead. He has dark blue hair and cool personality, 'nough said.
"Kaiba Corp's annual anniversary," Metal said grinning, "And you know what that means." He continued making his brows go up and down. Metal has jet-black hair and has an unpredictable persona.
"Anniversary?" Seto asked, confusion written all over his face.
The Big Five fell down anime style.
"SETO?" All of them yelled at the same time after regaining their poise.
"Do you have a fever or something?" Fire asked as he placed one of his hands on Seto's forehead to check his temperature.
"Nah. I don't think he has a fever." Earth droned as he adapted a mad scientist's look.
"He has amnesia?" Wind asked. Earth bashed him on the head. Seto raised an eyebrow.
"You poopoo-brains!" Earth hollered. "He was so caught up with his dueling tournaments that he completely forgot that Kaiba Corp. holds an annual anniversary for its success in the business world as well as to attract possible business partners!"
"OH" The rest of the Big Five remarked.
"And you know what that means…" Earth smirked.
"FOOD!" Fire said.
"CHOCOLATES!" Wind yelled.
"CHAMPAGNES and WINE!" Water grinned.
"Business…nah…PARTY!" Metal cheered.
"And the best of all…" Earth trailed.
"WOMEN!" The Big Five gleefully yelled at the same time. "Not to mention it's gonna be tonight." Just then something struck Seto's mind.
'OH MY GAWD!' Seto thought as a wolf's howl was heard in the background. In Kaiba Corp's Annual Anniversary every bachelor and bachelorette invited, was required to bring a date with them. It has been a tradition for a very long time now.
"Hehehe…Seto," The Big Five looked at him with scary faces. "You're gonna bring a DATE won't you?"
"I don't have to bring a date to attend you know," Seto tried to reason himself out of this particularly sticky situation, "I'm not the CEO for nothing."
"Oh really now," Water asked sarcastically, "You don't plan on ruining the tradition now are you?"
"You're not afraid of girls now are you?" Metal grinned evilly.
"Or is it that…you're losing your 'touch' and can't get a date now are you?" Wind teased.
"No, of course not." Seto glared, all the while sweating profusely at the back of his head.
"We'll be seeing you tonight then…with your DATE…hehe." Fire smirked.
"Oh, and don't bother asking Ishizu out," Earth said, "She's with me." Seto looked at Ishizu incredulously while she blushed and giggled.
"Go now my darling!" Earth said poetically, "Go and pamper yourself!" Ishizu smiled and tidied up her desk and proceeded to the elevator.
"Have a good day Seto." Ishizu said as the elevator's doors slid shut.
"Well now, we should get ready ourselves." Metal said as he looked at the rest of the Big Five. "It's spa time!" With that said the Big Five went to the elevator.
"The Voodoo Clan is now signing off for today."
"Cheerio Seto-kun!" Fire waved goodbye. Seto was left standing there like a rock.
"…I…am…condemned…" He said as he sighed in defeat.
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"Lalalalala —hmmm…." Mokuba said as he watered the plants in their backyard … huge backyard that is. "I wonder what big brother is doing at office… if my memory serves me right… I think there's no work today in preparation for the party tonight." Just then a loud screeching of car tires was heard followed by an ear-splitting "MOOOKUUUBAAAAA?"
"Huh?"
"MOKUBA!"
"Wha? Whoa! Big brother?" The elder Kaiba was coming at him like a mad bull. "Waaaaaaah!"
"MOKUBA? WHY? Whydidn'tyoutellmetheanniversary'stonight?" Seto hollered talking nonstop while shaking his brother like a bottle of wine.
"B-b-b-bi-ig b-b-b-bro-oo-the-er c-c-c-ca-lm d-d-d-down!"
Seto abruptly stopped from shaking his brother and seemed to be in a stunned state when he suddenly deflated like a balloon.
"Ahhhhh! Big brother! Get a hold of yourself!"
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"So, in short...you need a date for tonight's party?" Mokuba concluded after hearing his brother's ordeal with the Voodoo Clan.
"…yes…" Seto was sprawled all over his favorite chair by the fireplace with a damp cloth covering his face.
"It's fairly easy for you get a hold of a date you know." Mokuba chuckled.
"What did you mean by that?" Seto shifted uneasily.
"You know what I mean," Mokuba hinted, "…that Mandy girl." Seto bolted upright from his seat.
"NO WAY! OVER MY DEAD BODY!" Goosebumps found their way up his arms.
"Then what are you supposed to do then?"
"Go organize a tournament or something!"
"All would-be sponsors are coming tonight."
"Uh- arrange a business trip, pronto!"
"Where to? What occasion? Reason?"
"Uh-um, call Yami or something! We'll have a duel!" Seto frantically clawed at his head.
"Oooops, no can do. He's away on an excavation trip in Egypt." Mokuba answered a-matter-of-factly. The elder Kaiba looked at him like it was the stupidest thing to say at a time like this.
"HE WHAT?"
"You heard me right, Yugi called just after you left."
"………………………………I'm…….dead…….." Seto aloud himself to collapse.
"Don't worry! I'm sure you'll find a date." Mokuba grinned.
"…I think I'll go lock myself in my room….."
"Don't be like that, big brother! Look, I'll help you okay?" Mokuba said, "This would be your first time, right?"
"Such confidence….and I suppose you've already found yourself a date of your own?"
"Hehehe, but of course!" Seto raised an eyebrow. "Come with me! I'm gonna show you something big brother!"
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Seto sat there looking like he was annoyed and irritated at the same time while pictures and bios flashed across his face.
"And this one is Riza! As you can see, she's very cute with her pigtails and all. She's also about my age. You like her? No? Okay, next we have…" Seto got up from his seat and went outside their Entertainment room.
"Uh, hey, big brother! Where are you going?" Mokuba called out and followed his big brother. He caught up with his brother walking towards the kitchen. "Hey, big brother! Wait up!" Seto looked back at his brother and slowed his pace.
"Big brother, didn't you like any of them?" Mokuba asked. Seto gave a defeated sigh and turned to face his brother.
"No, it's not that I don't like any of them but —look at them! How old are they?"
"…Twelve…"
"Look at me, how old am I?"
"Uh- eighteen…?"
"That's right; it means they're too young for me!" Seto exasperated and sighed. "I think I'll go drown myself in the pool." Mokuba was deep in thinking when an idea popped.
"I got it!"
"Now what…" Seto looked down at Mokuba anxiously as he produced his mobile phone and punched a few numbers.
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"Ready, Yuna?" Mai called from the other side.
"This stinks." Yuna hollered from the changing room. The whole gang was hanging out at the Crawford's Manor and was conducting a kind of fashion show, ehem, courtesy of Mai, Anzu, Shizuka, and even Rebecca and Hanako.
"Hey, Yuna hurry it up!" Jyounouchi piped.
"Our eyes are turning whiter by the second here!" Honda stated.
"Hush your impudent jabbering," Malik snapped, "a lady shouldn't be rushed of changing wardrobes."
"Huh? What he say?" Jyounouchi asked Honda who was as clueless as he was.
"Uh, I dunno, something about jams or something…." Honda scratched his face.
"Poetic tongue isn't apposite for low lives such as yourselves." Malik said as he took a sip of his tea with his little pinky sticking in the air.
"So just keep quiet you overgrown baboons and chew on a banana or something." Bakura remarked. "But frankly speaking… I didn't understand him at all." He mumbled quietly to himself.
"Sheesh, those guys really had it bad." Ryou said as the girls giggled. "Right, Yugi?" Yugi was currently being bombarded with pizza…by the love of his life…
"C'mon Darling! Open wide!" Rebecca cooed as she tried to give poor little Yugi some pizza of 'love'. "Say, ah!"
"Uh okay, I see that ya're busy at the moment." Ryou sweatdropped as Yugi made frantic gestures of help. The changing room door creaked open as Yuna lumbered out like a gorilla.
"This stinks."
Yuna was wearing a light blue sundress complete with a humongous straw hat with ribbons and wooden step-ins.
"You look fabulous!" Anzu remarked as she, Mai, and Shizuka looked at her with twinkling eyes.
"Not bad." Honda and Jyounouchi grinned.
"You look…exquisite!" Malik was about to jump towards her and kneel and kiss her hand when Bakura kicked him across the shin to beat him to it. Hanako came in with a tray full of hamburgers.
"My! You look so lovely dear!" Hanako beamed, just then the phone rang. Yuna saw this opportunity and grabbed the phone avoiding the near close encounter with 'Bakura's kind'.
"Moshi moshi?"
"Uh, Hello! It's Mokuba! Can I speak with Yugi, please?" (What are you doing?) The elder Kaiba was also heard from the phone.
"Wait a sec." Yuna raised a delicate brow, "YUUUUUUUUUUGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Mokuba had to distance himself from his mobile to avoid damaging his eardrums.
"Coming! Coming!" Yugi reached the phone. "You didn't have to screech that loud you know. But thanks for saving my neck!"
"Whatever." Yuna shrugged and grabbed some hamburger.
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"What are you doing?" Seto grimaced.
"I'm solving your problem," Mokuba answered while covering the phone's receiver. "Now, keep quiet while I negotiate."
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"Hello? Mokuba?" Yugi said.
"Uh, HI YUGI!"
"What's up? You sound kinda tense…"
"Hehehe, well, I am, um uh, can you help me with something…?"
"…Sure, I'll see what I can do…"
"Well, it goes like this….. Big brother needs a date, pronto! ….SO, can you help me?"
"Uhhh….hhhmmm…."
"Well? Are Mai and the others there?"
"Yeah. Uh. You want me to ask one of them?"
"That's the idea."
"Okay, I'll try."
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Seto and Mokuba almost exchanged faces because Seto was intently listening to the telephone conversation taking place. Both of them looked anxious.
"HEY GUYS! KAIBA NEEDS A DATE!" The Kaiba brothers winced at Yugi's statement on the other side. "How about MANDY!" They heard Jyounouchi yell.
"I have her PHONE NUMBER!" Bakura snickered.
"Please not her, anybody but her," Mokuba pleaded as Seto crossed his fingers.
"You want Rebecca?" Yugi suggested. "Darling! I'm your Darling-WIFEY remember?" Rebecca hollered.
"How about Anzu?"
"Anzu?" Yugi asked. "Sorry Yugi, you know that I'm fully devoted to Yami!" Anzu said.
"….Darn him…." Seto mumbled to himself.
"Hhhmmm, what about Mai?"
"I have a date with Jyounouchi tonight!" Mai answered as she heard her name. "Aww, shucks, Mai, you really love me!" Jyounouchi blushed.
"….Darn that mutt….!"
"Big brother..." Mokuba warned. "How about Jyounouchi's sister, Shizuka, right?"
"She doesn't go anywhere near that RICH BOY!" Jyounouchi yelled in the receiver.
"Niisan…"
"What? Don't tell me you want to go out with him?" Jyounouchi asked his sister while he cried like a waterfall.
"Well, actually, me, Honda, and Otogi, are going to the amusement park tonight." Shizuka said. Jyounouchi retorted with something incomprehensible.
"Well, that's that….." Yugi said.
"Don't you know anybody else?" Mokuba asked.
"Wait, I'll try my twin sister…" Yugi mumbled.
"You —you have a sister?" Mokuba asked incredulously even Seto looked bewildered.
"Yeah, haven't I mentioned her before?"
"Nope."
"Well, I'll try now, keep your fingers crossed."
"We are."
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"Uh hey, Yuna," Yugi asked.
"What?"
"Uh, you wanna go on a date?"
"Date?" Yuna's brow arched a few centimeters. "What date are you talking about?" The others' interests were peaked.
"You know, the date kind of date," Yugi explained while beads of sweat ran down his head.
'Aibou, I don't like that tone in your voice,' Yami mind-linked.
'Hehe, well —' Yugi linked back when their mom asked something.
"Date? Who said date?" Hanako asked the gang.
"Yugi did." Ryou answered.
"Ooh! That reminds me! We were invited to the Kaiba's annual anniversary party!" Hanako said excitedly. "It's tonight!" With that Yugi and Yuna's eyes bulged.
"Hey, that's sweeeeeet! Free food!" Jyounouchi said.
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"Hey that reminds me!" Mokuba said, "I remember seeing the Crawfords in the special guest's list the Voodoo Clan made."
"Oh."
"So that means we now have a 75 chance success rate!" Mokuba announced happily, "It may as well be 99.99! But still keep your fingers crossed."
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"But that's the problem, we all need partners for this." Hanako explained. "I already have a partner, that'd be my darling hubby!" She squealed in delight while the others sweatdropped. "Then Yugi has Rebecca…"
"Awright! I'll be with my darling!"
"And that would leave Yuna with ….hhhmmmm…." Yuna felt an impending sense of doom.
'Pick me! Pick me!' Malik and Bakura thought.
"Yugi dear, you mentioned that Seto-kun needs a date, right?"
"…yeah…"
"Please tell him that Yuna would be happy to be his date tonight." Hanako smiled as Yuna turned chalk white and cracked. Malik and Bakura shattered into tiny bits while Ryou looked down on them with mild interest. Jyounouchi and the others could only gawk and be like fishes out of water.
"MOM?"
"Uh, hello? Mokuba, still there?" Yugi probed.
"YUGI! Don't you DARE!" Yuna hollered. "I won't have this! I don't want to go!"
'Time for drastic measures.' Yugi thought, 'time for reverse psychology.'
"YOU want to be HIS partner!" Yugi started.
"NO I DON'T!"
"YES YOU DO!"
"NO I DON'T!"
"YES YOU DO!"
This scene continued for the last five or so minutes while everyone looks back and forth like those who would be watching a tennis match…
"NO YOU DON'T!" Yugi's eyes flashed dangerously as he thought it was the time to change sides.
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"What are they doing?" the elder Kaiba mumbled to his brother.
"I think he's doing a reverse psychology of some sort…" the younger Kaiba sweatdropped.
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"YES I DO! AND that's FINAL!" Yuna triumphantly smirked as she brought her arms across her chest. The others just gasped and had their jaws hanging in midair. Hanako just smiled some more.
"O-kay," Yugi shrugged, "…suite yourself…" Suddenly Yuna's eyes grew as big as saucers.
"…Tell me…I didn't just said that…"
"Well, as a matter-of-fact —you did," Yugi grinned, "heard that Mokuba?"
"Loud and clear! It was good doing business with you!" Mokuba said excitedly, "See 'ya later!"
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"Wooohoooo! Big brother, you got a date!" Mokuba cheered as he put away his mobile, "And it's not Mandy!" Seto looked like he was just relieved of a very bad case of LBM (Loose Bowel Movement). "Time to get a movin' yeah baby!" Mokuba continued as Seto threw him a surprised look.
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Yugi covered his ears as his twin had her fits while Ryou was conducting a mini funeral for Malik and Bakura.
"—spiriti santi. Amen." Ryou tried to say in Latin as he made a sign of the cross.
"Here, put some daisies," Rebecca offered. Ryou accepted them gratefully.
"How sweet! They're all happy!" Hanako remarked.
"Oh, GREAT Ra! What have I done to deserve this?"
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Somewhere in the big wide white above (heaven)…
Ra and the other gods were having a tea party.
"Oh, GREAT Ra! What have I done to deserve this?"
"Nothing," Ra casually answered as he sipped some of his tea. "We just need some ENTERTAINMENT!"
"Yeah, entertainment!" Osiris cheered, "Raise your hands people! Yeah!"
"Wazzup! Wazzup! Y'all!" Horus said as he arrived with party balloons.
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The day went by uneventfully because most of the people involved in this twisted little story were getting ready for the party to be held in one of the Kaiba's estate. In one particular spa resort, the Kaiba brothers were having a 'very spa good time.'
"Ah, zis is ze life!" Mokuba said as he was being massaged. "Ne, big brother, havin' a good time?" Mokuba turned to look at his brother…who was wearing the same constipated face he had this morning. A big drop of sweat dangled from his head. "Big brother, are you experiencing LBM again?"
"Whoa man!" Seto's massager, Bob, quickly drew his hands away from him. A vein popped onto Seto's forehead. "Mr. Kaiba if you're gonna go, there's a rest room just down the aisle back at the lobby." He quickly added, "Please, have mercy! I have wife and kids, man!" Mokuba was suppressing his laughter.
"No, I am not suffering from LBM nor am I constipated," Seto grind his teeth, "something was just bugging me, since Mokuba phoned the Crawford's."
"Oh, so you're not gonna go 'bomb's away' or anything, man?"
"No."
"Ukei!" Bob said, relieved, and he continued with his work, that is, to massage.
"So, what's eating you, big brother?"
"…Has it ever occurred to you as to what my date looks like…?"
Mokuba froze from picking on the peanuts quietly sitting on the stool. "Now that you've mentioned it…I haven't really thought about that…"
"Dude, you mean you set your brother up on a blind date?" Sponge, Mokuba's massager butted in.
"Not really, we were desperate at that time…" Mokuba trailed as he plucked a peanut into his mouth.
"Man, you don't know what she looks like or anythin'?" Bob asked disbelievingly. "That's low man! I didn't think you were one of those who go for blind dates."
"I didn't want it to be like that in the first place."
"So, who's the lucky damsel anyways, dudes?" Sponge asked.
"You know, Mutou Yugi?" Mokuba said.
"Of course, dude!"
"Yeah, man!"
"Big brother's date is Yugi's…twin sister…"
"…" Sponge and Bob halted from work.
"Nah…seriously dude?"
"Man, he really has a twin sister?"
"It's true!" Mokuba said as he plucked yet another peanut while Seto could only nod in agreement. "Let's look at it this way…" Mokuba said as he mimicked an Indian. "Let's close our eyes and imagine a big fluffy white cloud…."
"Uh-huh, a cloud, okay…" Sponge, Bob, and Seto all tried to imagine what Mokuba was describing.
"What's the cloud for, man?" Bob asked.
"Just listen," Mokuba said, "We'll try to imagine what she looks like."
"…Whatever you say, dude…"
"…In the cloud is Yugi…imagine Yugi getting taller and slimmer…"
"…taller…and…slimmer…okay..."
"Yeah, yeah, and then, his hair, it's getting longer and longer. And his facial features turn more feminine…"
"…are you sure about this dude?"
"Shhh! Just listen! ….Then…add curves for the hips and then add the…boobs…" Mokuba's face was turning green. Sponge, Bob, and Seto all turned different shades of violet.
"Man, I think I won't live through this!"
"….And finally….imagine 'her' doing giggly…girly —stuffs . . ." And with that, all four men —I mean three men and one boy, snapped their eyes open and shivered, goosebumps ran down their spines.
"Good luck Mr. Kaiba!" Sponge mumbled.
"Yeah, man, you need all the luck you can get," Bob agreed, "…with that kind of date…"
"…I'll be the laughing stock of town…" Seto grimaced.
"…it won't be that bad," Mokuba tried to comfort, "…I hope…"
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"Hhhhmmm…." Yuna said as she looked at herself from head to toe, "……mmmmm……Not bad….not bad at all!"
"Yuna, what are you doing?" Mai asked her.
"Hi there, sweet chicks," Yuna said to herself in the mirror. Apparently, Yami was his usual playboyish self. "Wanna go out with me tonight?" (A/N: We made Yami into a sort of playboy here, hehehe, we thought it was kinda cute to make him like that.)
"Yami, stop that, you're scaring us." Anzu warned.
"Just dump that Kaiba dude and hook up with a more good-looking guy, ehem —me."
"Yami?"
"So hows about it, hot momma, you and me, tonight?"
"ATEM?"
"What?" Yuna asked innocently in her usual Yami-ish self.
"Get a hold of yourself!" Shizuka blurted while taking a sip of water.
"What? What's your problem?" Yuna whined, "I can't help it if I look —hot!"
Shizuka choked on her drink with Yuna's last statement. Mai and Anzu looked as if their tummies were doing back flips.
"YAMI! STOP THAT!" Anzu yelled, "You're giving us the creeps."
"Oh, Yami, tell me you're not falling in love with yourself." Mai exasperated. "That'd be downright disturbing, you know."
"Sheesh," Yuna said, "is it a crime to be as attractive as me?"
"Yuna dear, you're SO adorable!" Hanako squealed in delight.
The girls sweatdropped. For the past hours, take note, hours, the Magic 3 were helping Hanako get Yuna, the pharaoh who turned into a female, ready for the party. And it proved to be a very tough task, but then again, through 'girl power' they were able to successfully carry out their mission. Yuna was checking herself out in the mirror. They were able to force her to wear a ruby red cheongsam embroidered with golden dragons; it has high slits at both sides reaching up to her thigh. They knew that they wouldn't be able to force her to wear it as is, so they made her wear a white miniskirt to go with the dress. They also had her wear a pair of maroon silken shoes, also embroidered with dragons. And they arranged her hair to a manner that'd make her look Chinese. And so, they arrived in the current situation with Yuna/Yami beginning to turn into a Narcissist. (Narcissists: those who fall in love or have a great admiration for their selves --;;;) It was a good thing Rebecca liked to get ready by herself in her own room, said that she was a big girl and can take care of herself. "I'm a big girl now. I can take care of myself. If I can't do that simple thing, I'm not suited to be my Darling's wife!"
Meanwhile, downstairs, the boys were all over the place. Jyounouchi and the others decided to help Yugi and his dad get ready for the party before they leave for their own affairs. They already arranged what to wear but to their constant change of mind they misplaced something with another. Yugi was running all over the place trying to get a sock on his foot and trying to find his tie. Pegasus, who just got home excitedly, was also suffering the hide-and-seek game. He was looking for his favorite suspenders and was running all over the place. Jyounouchi was holding the suspenders and was desperately trying to catch up with him, but they always end up running opposite each other. Honda was going after Yugi because he had his other sock and he was wearing a black and a striped one. Ryou sat quietly surveying the scenario while fanning the dejected romantics, occasionally pointing something to help the disheveled group. After an hour of hard labor and help from good friends, the men in the Crawford household were now sleek and dashing and ready to go.
"Whew!" Jyounouchi wiped a sweat. "We're all done! Now, what of the girls?"
"I think they tried on those Chinese stuff we brought back home." Honda guessed.
Just then the girls emerged from the staircase one by one. The Magic 3 came out first looking very excited, and then Rebecca. Rebecca was wearing a flowing pastel blue halter neck Chinese gown, she was looking very lady-like, and enough to turn Yugi's head a full 180 degrees.
"Darling!" Rebecca grinned, "Like my dress?" She asked as she twirled around Yugi and made him blush a little.
And then, Hanako walked shyly towards Pegasus in her Chinese inspired silky fitted black and backless evening gown; she had a thin shawl dangling loosely around her neck.
"Hey there sexy," Pegasus grinned.
"Hmp! Attention seeker!" Hanako playfully pinched Pegasus' cheek and then they said loving words to each other on which the youngsters blushed bright neon red. And at last, it was the Pharaoh's turn to do his —er —her grand entrance. They thoughtfully observed the top of the staircase; even the hopeless romantics came back to life and prepared their cameras for this rare moment. They all sweatdropped when someone —lumbered down it like a gorilla.
"What?"
"…grand entrance, sheesh," Yugi smacked his face.
"Everything's perfect," Jyounouchi sarcastically said, "the dress and all . . . you just had to do that gorilla walk of yours."
Everybody sweatdropped again.
"Well now," Pegasus tried to grab everybody's attention. "Since this is a special occasion, let's get a photo taken! For remembrance!"
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In one of the Kaiba's estate, particularly, near the beach…
Dazzling sky high spotlights littered the sky, informing the guests that the party is now in order. The red carpet was rolled out; the media was out on the lawn labeling areas for their own, and businessmen and VIPs flocked to the Kaiba Corporation's luxurious 50th Annual Anniversary. Like ants, they walked the red carpet and were accommodated most accordingly.
"Okay, Seto, relax, you can do this," the young CEO of Kaiba Corporation tried to calm himself. "Breath (hff-hff-hff)"
Seto Kaiba was timidly waiting out in the entrance for his date while being bombarded with greetings from prominent people.
"Good to see you here at last Mr. Kaiba."
"What a surprise! The man behind Kaiba Corporation!"
"Go get her tiger!"
Seto sweatdropped at the last remark. Mokuba finally decided to show.
"BIG BROTHER!" Mokuba waved as he caught his brother's attention. Seto turned to look but his eyes almost bulged out when he saw how many Mokuba's datesssss were. "Hehehehe, it's not too late to pick from them, big brother." Mokuba has 10 dates, five for each arm.
"KOMBAN WA BROTHER-IN-LAW!" Seto cringed at the greeting.
"Whatyousay?"
"Mokuba's mine!"
"Shuddup! He's Mine!"
"No! No! HE's MINE!"
"Ladies, ladies," Mokuba tried to calm them down, "There's enough Mokuba to go around for everybody. Come my sweets, the chocolates are waiting inside."
"You're SO wonderful!" One of the younger Kaiba's dates chirped. Seto could only stare in disbelief.
"O-kay," Seto mumbled, "What did I miss?" Mokuba and his dates, take note, datessss, disappeared inside. Just then an old man, take note, old man, the president of a robotics company in US, came up to him.
"Oh, Mr. Kaiba! What a surprise!" He grinned a toothless grin, "Where's your wife?" Seto looked like he was about to faint.
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"Now remember Munchkin," Pegasus lectured, "Behave yourself and just relax."
"Yes, do as your father tells you," Hanako agreed, "You won't be able to enjoy yourself if you keep on thinking about it."
The Crawfords were now speeding their way towards their destination, courtesy of good 'ol Joe. Yuna sank into her seat and covered her face with a fan.
' sigh What's done is done, there's nothing I can do about it…might as well enjoy myself,' Yuna thought, 'I'm not the pharaoh for nothing.'
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"Yuna, why? WHY?" Malik yelled as he gulped down another glass of —MILK. "WHY have you forsaken me, my love?"
"Sheesh, Malik, get a hold of yourself." Ishizu sweatdropped and poured Malik another glass. "And stop with that poetic thingy. It's driving me nuts."
"Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu snort! glug-glug-glug burp! "
"Get a grip will you? Earth's picking me up in five minutes," Ishizu said as she poured yet another glass of milk for her brother. "Good thing he doesn't drink alcohol." Ishizu sighed as she poured him another glass.
"BUHUHUHUHUHUHU!"
Meanwhile, in the Bakura's household, the same scene was also taking place.
"Pour me another glass!" Bakura hollered as he grabbed another tissue paper.
"Hai, hai," Ryou was stuck being his bartender, "sheesh, Bakura, ya're drinking all the orange juice in the house."
"I dun't care! glug-glug Yuna dumped me! Huhuhuhuhu!"
"As if," Ryou made a face, "she liked you in the first place."
"Wha— you're mean! HUHUHUHUHUHUHU! snort! "
"That Kaiba creep's going down!" Malik and Bakura said at the same time but at different places.
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"KOMBAN WA SETO-KUN!"
"Ugh." Seto scowled. The Voodoo Clan each had their own dates and they all looked quite nice.
"Komban wa, Seto!" Ishizu greeted with a cheeky smile.
"So, where's your DATE, hhmm?" Fire grinned from ear to ear.
"She's coming, I'm just waiting for her," Seto tried not to look at them for he might let himself beat those irritating smirks off their faces.
"Aw, how cute!" Water teased, "Seto-kun is waiting for his date." A small vein popped on Seto's head.
"Well, then we'll wait for you inside," Earth waved, "that is, IF you really have a date."
"Cheerio Seto-kun!" Wind and Metal waved, and they all disappeared inside.
"Argh! Those guys are really getting on my nerves!" Seto muttered to himself while he picked on a plant behind him. Anger management, I guess. "Okay, calm down Seto, concentrate on the matter at hand."
A black limo stopped and out came the Crawfords. Seto was still too busy picking on the poor plant to notice their arrival. Pegasus came out first and helped Hanako on her feet. The couple came up the red carpet. Rebecca and Yugi came out next with her leading Yugi, but I'd say it was more like dragging the poor fellow. Yuna came out shortly after them.
'Whoa! This is uber cool!' Yuna thought, 'I feel like a pharaoh again!' She decided to play along, for now; after all, if she sulked all night, it would give her wrinkles. And the great Yami / Pharaoh Atem doesn't want to see a 'dried grape' when he / she looks in the mirror.
"Komban wa Seto-kun!" Hanako greeted cheerfully. "You look splendid!" Seto was caught off guard.
"Uh —thanks."
"Good evening Kaiba-boy!" Pegasus smiled, "Dashing tonight aren't we?"
"Uh –yeah –thanks."
"Take care of our little Munchkin, okay?" Hanako said as she groomed the young CEO who blushed a faint red. "She's just over there, behind Yugi and Rebecca."
"Well, then, we shall go in now," Pegasus said before they disappeared inside.
"HI SETO!" Rebecca waved as she tugged on Yugi's sleeve. "Nice party!" Yugi just slid by while waving at him while Rebecca dragged him inside. Seto can't help but pity one of his rivals but he has other things to worry about, like what to say to her. He picked on the poor little plant again.
'Think, Seto, think dub-dub dub-dub !' Seto clawed at his brain, 'Uh, Hi! dub-dub dub-dub I'm Seto! Ugh! That sucks!"
"Watcha doin' Kaiba?" Yuna asked Seto's back offhandedly sounding like Yami.
"Stop bugging me Yami," Seto fretfully said, "I'm trying to think here." Just then Seto's eyes grew as big as saucers. '…Yami's in Egypt…'
Seto abandoned the plant and turned around…
-TBC?
EnigmaRaziel: And that's the end of Chapter 4! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (Rips hair out) At long last!
mimicshalle: You're mean, you know that? Leaving it like that and all…
Malik & Bakura: Why? WHY? HUHUHUHUHU!
EnigmaRaziel: Ignore them; they weren't able to take their medicine. (Sweatdrops)
mimicshalle: This chapter was kinda long don't you think?
EnigmaRaziel: Yeah, I know. I'm excited for the sequel!
mimicshalle: You're already talking about the sequel —we aren't even finished with this!
EnigmaRaziel: Oh shush! You're also excited about it.
mimicshalle: (has a guilty face) Whatever! It's now time for Yugi's corner!
Yugi: YEAH! It's now time for MY corner! There's nothing to explain today… but if you're wondering what they meant by 'dried grape', it means someone who looks old, like those of senior citizens! Dried grape equals raisin, get it? Raisin, get it? If you didn't get it just forget it.
Now for a very short preview of next chapter!
"She's awready takin'! She's awready takin'! She's awready takin' away prom meee!"
WHoah! Who could this be? Who's singing? Find out in the next installment of Overturned Existence!
EnigmaRaziel: That was pretty quick… please review!
Seto: Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! I'm finally gonna see my date! Is she gonna be some kind of a freak show? …I hope not…
Yuna: Oh, why? WHY? WHY ME?
EnigmaRaziel: Dun't worry, you'll be a guy again in the sequel!
Yuna: Really?
mimicshalle: That's right —in heaven! Wehehehehe!
Yuna: Whatyou mean? You're gonna kill me?
EnigmaRaziel: Secret!
Mokuba: (Diggin on some old files) Hey! I found Noah-niisan's files!
mimicshalle: SEE ya next chapter and please REVIEW!