This Chapter is Corny.. I hope you like it...

While Everybody is waiting...

Yuan Shao: Crazy Bitch!

Yuan Xi: Why?...

Yuan Shao: (cried) Everybody called me a ASS!

Yuan Xi: Don't worry pops.. You are still a nobleman to me...

Yuan Shao: Thanks..

Cao Cao comes...

Cao Cao: Hello NobleASS!

Yuan Shao: Why you!..

Yuan XI: Stop it pop... I know he's teasing you..

Cao Cao: Blah blah!... So Yuan Shao.. Is the contest will start soon?...

Yuan Shao: Yah. Any minute now..

Cao Cao: Great!..

Liu Bei comes...

Liu Bei: Well well well.. If it isn't the two best buds...

Cao Cao & Yuan Shao: So What!

Liu Bei: (muttered) Oh! sorry...

Cao Cao: This contest.. Are you sure if we won.. we will get all of your Properties?..

Yuan Shao: True true.. AND you Cao Cao (pointing to him).. you will get all of my Harem Gurls...

Cao Cao: Really?..

Liu Bei: Hay.. How Poor...

Cao Cao: SHUT UP!

Sun Quan Comes...

Sun Quan: Hello NobleASS...

Cao Cao: What are you doing here CLOWN!

Sun Quan: Uh.. Nothing. I just want to talk to Liu Bei...

Liu Bei: Oh really.. Com'on Let's go to my Place..

Sun Quan: Oh Certainly...

The two go away and only Cao Cao And Yuan Shao and his son are now chatting..

Cao Cao: Poor Yuan Xi.. Lost his wife.. hahaha.. BITCH!

Yuan Xi: It's Not FARE!.. I Have married her!..

Yuan Shao: HE'S RIGHT!

Cao Cao: Hahaha..You two are really a Nobleass..

Shao And Xi: Shut your mou--"

Cao Cao: I Know Shut my mouth.. Damn! You two are really SUCKS! oh! ..Tah tah! Got to leave.. Bye..

Yuan Shao: Grrrr.. That Cow Cow!..

Yuan Xi: Pls.. Let go of that Creep!

Yuan Shao: Ok fine.. Let's Prepare for now..

At The backstage where Quan & Bei are Talking...

Liu Bei: So Quan.. who is your pair?

Quan: Zhou Yu And Xiao Qiao...

Liu Bei: (muttered) How sucks..

Quan: What?...

Bei: Oh.. i mean How Great...

Quan: So how about you?.. who is your pair?..

Bei: (smirked) Uhm.. Zhuge Liang and his wife..

Quan: (shouted) WHAT!

All Of the people looked at Quan..

Quan: (apologized) Ahm.. Sorry Folks.. (looked to Liu Bei).. Really.. Looks Like DISGUSTING!..

Bei: Shut Up!

Quan: So.. Back to our conversation.. Ahemm.. So.. What do you think of Yuan Shao?..

Bei: (thinking).. Oh. I think .. he's GAY..

Quan: Why?..

Bei: I Have invited to Lu Bu's meeting.. and he said.. "Yuan Shao raped Zhang He"

Quan: Yuck!.. Freaky NobleASS...

Bei: Yah!

Quan: So.. Is Yuan Ass really A Gay?..

Bei: Yes.. Lu Bu said it..

Quan: Wow Lu Bu has A good Heart to...

Bei: Why?..

Quan: Well..Um.. I like Him Spying Yuan Shao..

Shang Xiang comes..

Shang Xiang: Hey Brother come now.. the two are ready..

Liu Bei: Hi Shang Xiang..

Shang Xiang: Humph! Bitch!...

Liu Bei: Hey.. What Did i Do?..

Quan: Sorry Pal.. She Still Mad At You.. Bye now..

As the Two Walked Away...

Liu Bei: (shouted) CRAZY TOMBOY!

Shang Xiang gasp..

Shang Xiang: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Liu Bei: You heard Me!

Shang Xiang: Why You!

Shang Xiang Gets her weapon and chase Liu Bei..

Liu Bei: Oh My.. (runs)

Shang Xiang: Come Back here!

Gan Ning: Yeah! Run Like A wind BITCH!

Liu Bei: (running).. Shut your mouth BARBIE!

Gan Ning: Huh?..

Ling Tong: Come on.. stop it..

Gan Ning: Keep Quiet Lady's Bra!

Ling Tong: Ugh!.. I'll make you pay...

Lu Xun: Pls.. Stop Fighting..

Zhou Yu: He's Right!

Gan Ning & Ling Tong: Shut Up Girlfriends!

Zhou Yu: That's not true...

A voice is speaking..

All of the audience pls. come forth.. and the show will start any second..

Wei , Wu , Shu: OH MY GOD! THE CONTEST...

The contestants are now ready.. and the generals is on their chairs.. On the left corner the Wei , on the center the Shu and on the right the Wu...

They only wait for the jugdes and the host...

What will be happend next?..