Author Note: Whoa yea, I know it's been a while.....but I've had writers block. Tons of it. I have an idea however, oooooooooo. Anyways, on with the chapter!

Chapter Six

Waiting outside of the washroom stalls, Lidia waited for Madison, Stacey, Lita, Victoria and Trish. Leaning her head against the wall, her eyelids begin to feel heavy, and the plaid design on her pants began to go blurry. Rubbing her eyes and lifting her head up, Lidia saw Stacey and Madison washing their hands.

"Mommy, I want a skirt like Stacey's," Madison told Lidia. Glaring at the length of Stacey's skirt, Lidia shook her head, making Madison pout. "You're not very nice to me." Grabbing Stacey's hand, Madison burried her face into Stacey's skirt, making sure she wasn't looking at her mother. Rubbing her eyes, Lidia picked up her shopping bags, letting out a yawn as she did so.

"Awww, Liddy is sex deprived," Trish joked, linking her arm through Lita's and Victoria's. "We need to find you a man. A nice man. Hmm....OK, everyone think. Who is young on our roster that would be perfect for Lidia?" The Canadian diva questioned the group as they walked out of the washroom. Rolling her eyes, Lidia tightend her pony tail on the top of her head, trying to ignore the current conversation.

Setting their food trays down at a near by table, Lita was the first to mention a name for Trish's previous question, "how about Edge? He could use some TLC right now, with the whole divorce thing and what not. You guys would be perfect for each other." Sticking a finger down her throat, Victoria disagreed.

"If anyone, it should be Maven. Young, wicked body..."

"Accident prone," Stacey pointed out. "How many injuries has he had since coming to the WWE? Besides, his claim to fame is elminating Undertaker at the Royal Rumble, and how many years ago was that?" The girls shrugged their shoulders. "Exactly. That's because no one cares. She needs a main event type man...."

"Gee, I love it when people talk about me as if I'm not here," Lidia sarcasticaly told the girls. "I don't want anybody right now, I'm too busy. Touring, and writing and....."

"Mommy, is Ash going to be there tonight?" Madison asked, refering to Chris Jericho's son. Lidia looked over at Trish, waiting for an answer; Trish nodded her head. Clapping her hands excitedly, Madison looked at Lita. "He's my friend, and he's a boy. Does that means he's my boyfriend?" Her eyes wide in shock, Lidia cocked an eyebrow in Lita's direction, waiting for an explanation.

"Well, not in a sense that.....Um....You see Madison, when the birds and the bees...."

"Lita, shut it." Biting her bottom lip to prevent laughing, Lita stopped talking to Madison, not wanting to feel the wrath of Lidia's anger.

"Dude, it's totally them, can't you tell from the legs?"

"Yea, but why would they all hang out together? She doesn't even looked knocked up!" Re-arching her eyebrow at the girls, Lidia turned around to see the two guys sitting behind them arguing over something.

"Hey," Lidia called over, getting their attention, "hows it going?" Hoping that her blunt apporach towards the two strangers would stop the Diva's from talking about who she should be hooked up with, Lidia stood up and sat down at their table.

"Holy shit......you're that chick from........."

"And they're......" The two guys looked at each other, their jaws hung open. "This is so weird....Holy shit." Laughing, Lidia called the girls over.

The two guys couldn't believe it. Standing right in front of them were four WWE Diva's, and the bass player to the hottest rock band in the country. "I just bought the Rolling Stone magazine....and the Diva you sign them?" One of the guys asked. They all agreed. Sitting in shock, they both blinked their eyes in disbelief. "Really?" The girls nodded again. One of the guys reached into his bag, and brought out a can of silly string, spraying the girls. As the green and yellow string covered them, Madison shreeked with delight; her mom and 'aunts' just got punk'd.

Taking off their disguses, the two 'fans' reveled themselves as Chris Jericho and Edge.

"You guys fell for it, oh man...." Edge managed to say in between laughs. "That was great. One point for the good guys!" Chris wrapped his arms around Trish's waist, planting kisses along her neck. Pushing him away, Trish gathered her shopping bags and stormed off to her car, avoding Chris as much as possible.

"What's all that about?" Stacey asked as she got her shopping bags and placed Madison on her hip. Chris rolled his eyes.

"Who knows. Mood swings, PMS, I don't know. Don't you girls tell each other these things?" He asked as he helped Victoria with all of her bags. Victoria shrugged her shoulders.

Edge walked over to Lidia who was ahead of the group with her shopping bags. With her dread locks high above her head, she was easy to spot in the crowd of shoppers that were rushing to get last minute school supplies. Once he reached her, he placed a hand on her shoulder, causing her to jolt and turn around, and smack Edge right in the face.

"I'm so sorry," Lidia told him as she placed her hand where a red mark was appearing on his cheek. "Are you OK? I honestly didn't mean to, I've been so jumpy lately ever since...."

"Hey, don't worry about it. It happends all the time?" Edge tried to assure her, making sure the question came out jokingly. "So....You going to the pay per view tonight?"

"Of course. I would never miss the chance of my brother getting beat up. I'll be there, front row. Count on it." Winking at Edge, Lidia gave him a small smile also; a small hint of blush rose to her cheeks when he smiled back. Turning to walk away, he couldn't help but notice the large tribal tattoo that was on her lower back that peeked out of the top of her pants.

"You know Lidia," Edge called out to get her attention. "I hate letting you go, but I love watching you leave." Feeling her face get red from embarassment, Lidia charged over to Edge, letting her dreads down as she did so.

"You know, Edge....For someone that has as many female fans as you do, I thought that you'd be attached with someone right now, you are single now, aren't you?" He nodded his head in agreement. "So," hooking her index finger in one of his belt loops, she pulled him closer, "why don't we grab a bite after the pay per view tonight?" Nodding his head, Edge agreed.

Both of them were oblvious to the brown eyes that watched them.

Author Note: As I mentioned before, major writters block, I'm terribly sorry since it's almost been a MONTH since I last updated this! And this was a short chapter, but I promise, with the twist and turns I have planned for this.....I'll make up for it. PROMISE!