Chapter 4..
Ladies and Gentlemen.. The Moment you all had been waiting for... is finally begins.. Ah ahem.. Im sorry But.. I Think you will have to
wait for a while.. Thank You.. (Yuan XI Announced)
All: What! (shouted)..
Cao Cao: Hey! Don't Play With us Bullshit!..
Yuan Xi: Oh sorry.. but father said it..
Cao Cao: Grrrr... Crazy NobleASS!.. Where is he at?...
Yuan Xi: At the backstage...
Cao Cao: I'll get him!
Dun and Yuan stop Cao Cao...
Xiahou Dun: Pls.. Stop..
Xiahou Yuan: He's right.. fighting is making not much sense...
Cao Cao: But..but..
Xiahou Dun: No Buts.. Pls.. Stay Calm..
Cao Cao: Oh.. Alright..
Yuan Xi: Hahaha.. How Poor.. (whispered)
Liu Bei: Com'on im tired of waiting...
Sun Quan: Yeah.. He's right...
A sound of a Drum came.. Tatararah!.. Behold.. The judges of the Night!.. Lord Lu Bu , Lord Dong Zhuo and King Meng Huo...!...
(Diao Chan Came together with the three judges marching..) Pls. Give them a hand! (Diao Chan shouted)..
Now.. Wei Yan together with his dopeness and stupidness.. He cut one hand of a servant and throw to them...
Diao Chan: Argh! a HAND! (shouted with fears)..
Lu Bu: Where?..
Diao Chan: Here.. (pointing to the floor)
Cao Cao: Whoa! yeah! Great job Wei Yan!
Wei Yan: He..he..he..me..good..happy..
All of Shu: Shut Up!
Wei Yan: Why..?..
Zhao Yun: You Bastard! Look.. what have you done to the poor servant!.. you CUT HIS HANDS! (punched wei yan into the nose..)
Wei Yan: Ouch...
Liu Bei: Oh poor servant.. Are you alright?..
Servant: My Hands! Incomplete!.. oh.. (cried)
Lu Bu:Who DID THAT!..
All: Wei Yan Did it! (pointing to him)
Sun Quan: Pls.. Stop!
Meng Huo: Shut Up!
Shang Xiang: You Shut Up! ..You Big Fat HOG!
Meng Huo: Who You Calling a Hog?.. Im Not The Hog.. Dong Zhuo is..
Gan Ning: OH Pls! Quiet! You Two Are The Pig!
Cao Cao: Hold on! That's not right.. join Lu Bu.. To Be The three little HOGS!..Hahaha..
The Judges: Why You!
(Yuan Shao showed up..)
Ok now.. Judges Pls Take your seats.. And Now Ladies And gents.. Here It Is..The Dynasty Contest! I Am Yuan Shao.. The Honorable Host For Tonight..
Now Let's Begin..
Cao Cao: Finally..
Now.. I Would Like To Present My Lovely Assistant.. Lady Diao Chan.. (Diao Chan Waved to the Audience)
Cao Cao: Wuuu! Yeah! Show Your Body Babe!
Diao Chan: Psycho!
Ahem.. Now Shall We Continue?.. Yuan Shao Talked..
As I Said.. Now Is The Big Bounce! So I Will Like To Present The Contestants!..
For Wei... Lord Cao Pi And Lady Zhen Ji! (the Two Showed up waving their hands)
All Wei: (Cheering).. Yeah!
All Shu & Wu: BOOOH!
All Wei: SHUT UP!
And Now For Wu! Zhou Yu & Xiao Qiao! (Like The Others Do)
All Wu: (cheering) POP IT UP! YEAH!
All Wei & Shu: BOOOHH!
All Wu: BITCH!
And For The Last!... The Pair Of Shu! The Great Strategist Zhuge Liang and His Wife Huang Yue Ying!(Like the other two pairs act)..
All Wei: (big gasp).. WHAT!..
All Wu: CRAZY WEI!
All Shu: (cheering) GO GO GO! KISS OUR BUTT KISS OUR ASS! YEAH!
All Wei & Wu: BOOOOOOOHHHHH!
All Shu: LOSERS!
Cao Cao: Oh my GOD! Pls.. shot my eye with an ARROW!
Dun: What Did you SAY!
Cao Cao: Oh i Said Cover my Eyes..
Sima Yi: Shit! What is A Girl like Zhuge Liang is Doing Up there!
Zhuge Hears Sima Yi..
Zhuge: Well Im here joining the contest.. losers!..
Sima: Shut Up Girl!
Zhuge: Asshole...
Yuan Shao is Now Crying.. Oh my.. My Contest.. its.. Ruined.. Doomed.. Noooooooh!
Diao Chan walk to him and comfort..
Diao Chan: There there.. stop crying..
Yuan Shao: But My Show...
Lu Bu: Hey! Don't just stand there..do something!
Yuan Shao shouted.. STOP!..then everybody gets his attention.. Thank You.. He said.. Now Shall we continue..
While in the place of Wei everybody is chatting but only a wishper..Yuan Shao is talking..
Cao Cao:Damn it.. crazy Shu..
Sima Yi: You are totally right my Lord.. Im really disgusted of Zhuge Liang..
Cao Cao: Me too.. my stomach hurts to his wife...
Zhang He: Look at them aren't they cute..
Cao And Sima: Shut Up..
Xu Huang: My Lord.. I think they are nice.. especially Yue Ying..
Cao Cao: What?.. You think she's Pretty?..
Zhang Liao: Yes.. but not ugly..
Xu Huang: Hey.. You're not the one who is asking..
Zhang Liao: Ooops.. Sorry.. King Arab..
Xu Huang: You Creep..
In Shu..
Liu Bei: Hey.. What's the matter with our pair?..
Pang Tong: Well.. Sima Yi is really get shocked for what he sees...
Jiang Wei: But i don't see any problem with Prime Minister..
Zhao Yun: Correct.. they only want us to lose..
Wei Yan: Are.. You.. Mad.. At.. Me?...
All: Yes..
Wei Yan: Im..sorry..
Wei Yan Stands go to the center and picked the hand and give to the servant.. then kneel..
Wei Yan: Sorry..
Sevant: Wah!.. Pls.. Don't hurt me..
Wei Yan: Here..your..hand..give..it..to...you...
Servant: Oh..My..
Wei Yan: Bye.. (smiled)
Back to the seat..
Ma Chao: What did you just do?.. (gasp)
Wei Yan: I..sorry..
Liu Bei: Ok... Your apology is accepted..
Wei Yan: Thank..You..
While In Wu...
Sun Ce: Wow.. That Wei Yan Guy Really hooked me up...
Sun Quan: Imagined that.. He Cut the servant's hand and throw to Diao Chan...
Lu Xun: That was Wicked..
Lu Meng: If You See The Look Of Her face.. Hahaha.. It Really Scared me..
Shang Xiang: Quiet! Im listening to the Show..
Gan Ning: Then Listen.. We Didn't disturb you..
Shang Xiang: Yes it is.. now.. Shut Up..
Da Qiao: She's right..
Ling Tong: Yeah.. You Beast Of Hell..
Gan Ning: I Will Kill You...
Shang Xiang: Shut Up...
And now i would like to proceed to our first game.. The Question and Answer Portion... now everyone.. pls.. Be Quiet... and Wait...
Next to Chapter 5...