Chapter 5

Uhm..Ok Now i will ask each and everyone of you..3 Question Each...First the Gents...and second the lovely Ladies..

Uh.. now shall we Continue... Uhm ok.. For The Gents...(Yuan Shao Talking)

1.In the time of Chaos.. What is your best Strategy?..

Cao Pi: Uh.. I don't..i mean..im not interested in strategy..So Buzz off!

Cao Cao: What! Hey You Dumb..(shocked)

Sima YI: Oh..Boy.. He Will lose..

Yuan Shao: Uh?.. Ok.. That is a good answer..i think...

Next.. Zhou Yu...

Zhou Yu: Me?.. I Will capture all Lands... Hahaha.. That's my best answer...

Sun Quan: Huh?... Not bad..

Sun Ce: He Sucks... He will Lose...

Yuan Shao: Thank You Zhou Yu.. That's nice...Hmm.. i think he's wrong..(wishpered)

Well The Last.. Lord Zhuge Liang...

Zhuge Liang: I Will spend all of my time reading books , inventing supply materials in battle together with my wife , To think wise and to

discover new and improve strategy for tha coming battle to lead us in Victory...

Liu Bei: Wow! That's Great Zhuge!

Jiang Wei: Oh.. Brother.. He will Win...

Zhuge Liang: Thank You Lord Liu Bei...

Cao Cao: Hey! That's Not Fare..

Sima Yi: Yah! You Sucks..

Zhuge Liang: No.. You're the one who is SUCKS... losers...

Sima Yi: Bark all you want.. DOG..

Zhuge Liang: Fool! i know that Line... So Shut your Ass Frog!

Yuan Shao: That's Briliant...man he will win..but his answer are great too..it's fare enough..(wishpered)

The Judges...

Lu Bu: Eh.. What do you think?..

Dong Zhuo: Cao Pi's answer are ugly...

Meng Huo: Zhou Yu's answer are not new...

Lu Bu: Zhuge Liang is great..

Dong Zhuo: Ok 1 point for Shu...

Meng Huo: Man. i want to lose Wei & Wu.. They are Brainless..

Lu Bu: Those rats... they are a fool..

Yuan Shao: Ok The second question...

2.If you will given a chance to pick the right lord for you.. what attitude will it be?..

Cao Pi: Humph!.. I will Be the next lord and the new ruler of Wei.. I don't need that kind of Question.. I AM THE RIGHT LORD!...hahaha...

Cao Cao: You FOOL!..

Zhang He: Hooray! Lord Cao Pi You Are So BEAUTIFUL!

Sima Yi: Shut you mouth Gay!

Zhang He: How Rude..

Xiahou Dun: I Promise.. He Will Lose..

Xiahou Yuan: You're Right...

Yuan Shao: Ouch.. Ok .. Zhou Yu You're Next...

Zhou Yu: Umm..I..I..don't know..Sorry No Comments..(nervous)

Sun Quan: You Bitch! I Thought im Your Greatest Lord!

Zhou Yu: Sorry Pal.. I Like Sun Ce better than YOU!

Sun Ce: But Why?...

Zhou Yu: Don't know Either...

Gan Ning: Worthless Coward!

Zhou Yu: Shut Up.. Barbie!

Ling Tong: Hahaha.. You're All Dicks!

Yuan Shao: Oh my ASS... Uhm.. Ok Next The Last.. Zhuge Liang..

Zhuge Liang: Well.. i have my right lord.. Lord Liu Bei.. Beacuse.. He love his people , he is good not jelous.. and a man of word...

Liu Bei: How Touchy... Thank You Zhuge Liang..

Zhuge Liang: It is my pleasure..

Pang Tong: Good Grief.. he will definitly Won...

Yuan Shao: Huh?..Hey.. The other word he said is not true...(wishpered)

The Judges...Again..

Lu Bu: Grr..That Two Kingdoms.. They don't know how to play...

Meng Huo: Only Shu will win this contest...

Dong Zhuo: We Don't know.. Perhaps.. we will wait..

Lu Bu: Ok 2 points for Shu...

Yuan Shao: Great answers.. Now for the last Question..

3.Insted of battle.. What is the most interesting hobbies you do everyday?..

Cao Pi: Huh?.. Why do i answer?... It's a secret!

Cao Cao: Hay... I give up.. we're doomed..

Zhang Liao: Oh com'on.. Don't lose Hope.. we will win..

Sima Yi: What?.. Do you think we will win with this kind of Human Animal Guy?..

Cao Cao: He's totally Right..

Xu Huang: Duh!.. Accept it we are lost..

Zhang Liao: Oh Pls.. We're not in the middle of the game yet!.. we have still another chance for the next game..

Sima Yi: You better be right..

Zhang Liao: Promise...

Yuan Shao: Ahm..Next Zhou Yu..

Zhou Yu: Me?..uh nothing..Just reading Sex Books.. Uh oh...

All: What!

Sun Quan: You Clumsy Little Bitch!

Shang Xiang: Is That True?.. Zhou Yu Reads That?..

Da Qiao: You're Right..

Zhou Tai: I see him.. seating on the tree reading that Yucky and disgusting Sex Books!..

Lu Xun: Oh My.. He Will Really Lose...

Cao Cao & Liu Bei: Disgusting Bitch!

Sun Quan: Shut Up!

Yuan Shao: Oh Pls.. Somebody Kill Me now!

Lu Bu Gets his Sky Priecer (is My spelling are Correct?).. And..

Lu Bu: I am Gladly and happy to kill you now..

Yuan Shao: You Fool! It's just an expression.. Dummy!

Lu Bu: Ah..

Yuan Shao: Ok The Last But not the Least! Zhuge Liang..

Zhuge Liang: I like to go fishing , reading my books , Going to the garden together with my wife , having a romantic day , watching the sunset , reading stars to tell the future . and most of all playing with my bed..

Liu Bei: Huh?.. What was that?..

Zhuge Liang: Oh.. nothing my lord..

Sima Yi: Yuck! You're..

Zhuge Liang: I Know That..

Sun Quan: Stop now!

Xiao Qiao: I Love You Zhuge!

Zhou Yu & Yue Ying: What!

Da Qiao: How Romantic You are Dude!

Sun Ce: Stop It!

Sima Yi: Grrrr.. Curse that Zhuge Liang.. he's Getting Famous..

Back To The Judges..

Lu Bu: Well What do you think again..?

Meng Huo: Nothing..

Dong Zhuo: I Like the way Zhuge Speaks..

Lu Bu: Oh well.. 3 points for Shu...

Now For The Ladies...

The First Question...

1.What is Beauty For you?..

Zhen Ji: Haha.. Is That a question?.. how Silly.. Well um.. What is Beauty?.. I Am!..I am the Beauty... Bitch..

Zhang He: Way to go my lady! Yeah!

Cao Cao & Sima Yi: Shut Up!

Zhang He: What did i do now?..

Sima Yi: Asshole (muttered)

Yuan Shao: Ok..That bitch.. she thinks she's beautiful.. how fool of her..(wishpered)

Next.. Xiao Qiao..

Xiao Qiao: I think.. Beauty is.. none.. hehe.. i don't know eh!

Da Qiao: Hey sis..

Shang Xiang: What's the matter with you?..

Gan Ning: Humph! Sissy Little child..

Da Qiao: Shut Up!

And The Last Huang Yue Ying...

Yue Ying: I think beauty is not always with outside apperance.. And Beauty will see in the attitude and manners.. not for just Make-ups!..I Think..

Jiang Wei: Yo! That's A cool answer!

Wei Yan: Great...Job..i...will...give..you...a...hand...

All Shu: No! pls.. Don't cut another hand!

Pang Tong: Whoa.. he's really a troublemaker...

Guan Yu & Zhang Fei: Correct..

The Judges...

Lu Bu: I think Yue Ying is Great..

Meng Huo: Yah!

Dong Zhuo: Ok.. 4 points for Shu..

Uhm Next Question...

2.For you?.. Who is the best strategist.. Sima Yi , Zhou Yu or Zhuge Liang?...

Zhen Ji: Well for me?.. Zhuge Liang.. Beacuse He is Great That's all..

Sima Yi: What!.. You Fool!

Cao Cao: He Like's Zhuge?..

Next Xiao Qiao...

Xiao Qiao: Let me see?.. Zhou Yu is brainless , Sima Yi is Aroggant , Evil , annoying , coward , a beast , a gay?.. , Handsome but bad , stupid... So I Like Zhuge!

Sima Yi: That's not right!

Zhou Yu: Yeah!

Zhuge Liang: Sorry Pals.. but i am the Famous here..

Sima Yi & Zhou Yu: Grr.. We Will Smack Your Face!

Next.. Yue Ying..

Yue Ying: Im tired of this.. Well For me?.. Yah.. Sima Yi is a Evil Person , coward , a beast , a bastard , a Bitch , a cock , a chicken!.. but the greatest strategist to me is my husband.. He is Handsome , a cool person ,have long temper , and his strategies are all winning better than Sima Yi and Zhou Yu's strategy...

Sima Yi: Oh.. my.. Praising Her Doll Again...

Yue Ying: Humph! You're Just Jelous.. Chicken!

Zhang He: Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok! HaHaHa! A Chicken!

Sima Yi: Shut your mouth... Savage..

Yuan Shao: Pls.. Heaven.. Take My Soul.. im tired of this mess...

Diao Chan: Oh Com'on Yuanshy.. Don't Act like That..

The Judges..

Lu Bu: Man this Sima Guy is really a Chicken..

Dong Zhuo: I Like Zhuge Liang..

Meng Huo: Me too.. Besides he deafeted me 7 Times .in Conquest to Nan Zhong.. in DW5.. hehehe.. I Played His Character..

Lu Bu: So What Would It Be?.

Dong Zhuo: I request that everybody will recived 1 point each..

Meng Huo: So 1 point Wei , Wu , Shu...

Ok The Last Question...

3.What is your Greatest Ambition?..

Zhen Ji: I Want to be a MODEL...

Cao Cao: How sissy...

Zhang He: Oh I Want too...i will join to you my lady!

Sima Yi: I Give up...

Zhang He: Ha! poor Hen.. Cracking his egg with an ugly chick...

Sima Yi: Hay... Stupid Bitch...

Next Xiao Qiao..

Xiao Qiao: Well Me?.. I want To Be a Star...

Gan Ning: Oh Shit..

Ling Tong: Yeah!

Sun Quan: Good Day.. With A Bad Mood..

Sun Ce: Why?..

Sun Quan: Im Hungry...

Sun Ce: Oh...

Yuan Shao:Oh.. this contest is making me dizzy.. ok The Last contestant...

Yue Ying: My Ambition is simple.. I Want our army to stop The chaos.. to make people happy that's all...

All Kingdoms: Oh.. How Touchy...

Liu Bei: Great..

Zhang Fei: Hey! way to go!

Wei Yan: Yeah...i..give..you...a...head!..

All Shu: Stop Talking Yah Stipid!

Wei Yan: Oops..Sorry...Bitch...

Huang Zhong: Grr...

The Judges..

Lu Bu: Ok..

Dong Zhuo: I got your idea..

Meng Huo: 6 points for Shu...

So the first game is finished.. our next is a battle of the brains... so pls.. be patient and wait..

End Chapter 5..