Chapter 7...
Wow...This is interesting... Now our contestant will be hot this night... now for the Third Game... It's Modeling Time!
The contestants costume will be the modern super heroes! (is my spelling are correct again?).. Now Contestants...
For Wei... The Bat Man & Cat Woman costume...
The Pair showed up with their costume.. Sima Yi is Bat Man & Zhen Ji is Cat Woman...
Zhang He: Oh my! My eyes..
Cao Cao: Woooh! Bring It On Yah!
Cao Pi: You Look like a Cave Bat Man!
Sima Yi: Shut Up loser!
Xu Huang: Is That a Cat or a Lion?
Zhen Ji: Bastard im not a Lion!
Pang De: Meow..
The two are ramping on the stage...
Sima Yi: My lady.. we looked like a Fool...
Zhen Ji: You're right.. i don't like this...
Sima Yi: I want to give up...
Zhen Ji: No you fool...
Zhen Ji holds Sima's hand...
Cao Pi: What!
Zhen Ji: Oh Shut your Ass!
Cao Pi: How Dare You hold Zhen Ji's hand!
Sima Yi: Hey! it's not my Fault... she hold my hand.. You Snake!
Zhen Ji: Ha! You're Just jelous!...
Cao Pi: No im Not!
Sima Yi: Poor Child...
Zhen Ji: Sorry Cao Pi.. but.. i Hate You now.. I Love Sima Yi...
Cao Pi: What! Noooooooh!... I Will Kill You!..
Sima Yi: Oh Shut Up...
Sima Yi cast a spell at Cao Pi... And Then he's now paralyzed...
Sima Yi: How... weak...
Liu Bei: What did you just do?..
Cao Cao: Shut up Liu Bei...
Sun Quan: What?.. it is ok to you?..
Cao Cao: Yeah.. it's ok to me... besides he's annoying..
Zhao Yun: Well... It's good...
Yuan Shao: Oh..my.. My show.. it's a disaster..
Diao Chan: It's Ok... Don't cry...
Judges...
Lu Bu: Sima Yi is sucks..
Meng Huo: But he is strong...
Dong Zhuo: Haha.. Lu Bu is scared..
Lu Bu: Don't make me laugh you Pig...
Dong Zhuo: Bitch...
Next... From Wu... The Wonder Woman & the Captain America costume...
Like what the first pair did...
A servant throw a vase at Zhou Yu's head...
Zhou Yu: Ouch!
Sun Quan: Who Did That!
Servant: Me you Asshole!... I don't Like your Team! You are all Garbage!
All Wu: You Beast!
All Wei: Hahaha! Poor Wu..
All Shu: Crazy!
Cao Cao: Look! Captain America is Poor now..
Sun Quan: You All Gonna Pay!
Liu Bei: Hah..
Pang Tong: Haha.. Poor Zhou Yu...
Sima Yi: Captain America is Bloody...hahaha..
Yuan Shao Called the Medical Group...
Yuan Shao: Pls.. Get Captain America.. and throw him on the river.. pls.. (wishpered)
Nurse: Yes.. my Lord..
Yuan Shao: Gentlemen we need another replacement for Wu...
Lu Xun: I volunteer...
All Wu: What The?
Lu Xun: Trust me.. i will defeat them...
Sima Yi: Mind your mouth kid...
Lu Xun: Doopies!
Yuan Shao: Now pls.. Wear his coustume and March...
After a Few Minutes...
Lu Xun comes.. then he and Xiao Qiao marched at the stage...
Lu Xun: Sorry Xiao...
Xiao Qiao: No.. It's ok...
Cao Cao: That kid is miserable...
Cao Ren: He can't defeat us..
Liu Bei: He's Sucks..
Ma Chao: He won't win.. i promise..
Judges...
Lu Bu: Oh.. Captain America is Wasted...
Dong Zhuo: Dumped..
Meng Huo: Sanked..
Lu Bu: Finished...
Meng Huo: Dispatched...
Dong Zhuo: Dead..
Lu Bu: Lost..
Meng Huo: Stupid...
Dong Zhuo: Poor Zhou Yu... A Captain of insects...
And Last but not the Least! Shu with the coustume of Super Man & Super Girl..!
Like what the two pairs did...
Cao Cao: Look! Up in The Stage..
Sun Quan: It's A Bird..
Sun Ce: It's A Plane..
Liu Bei: It's Super Man..
Sun Xiang Shang: No You BITCH!
Zhang He:It's a Clown..
Pang De: No You FOOLS.. It's a Dog..
Zhang Liao: It's a Pig..
Zhao Yun: No it's NOT!
Pang Tong: It's A human..
Xu Huang: It's a Man..
Xu Zhu: It's a Woman..
Sima Yi: A Man-Woman..
Zhuge Liang: I am Not..
Gan Ning: It's Barbie..
Ling Tong: No you Ass..
Da Qiao: It's Bruce Lee..
Huang Zhong: No It's Jet Lee..
Lu Xun: Oh my God..
Zhou Tai: He's not the god..
Yue Ying: It's my husband..
Sima Yi: The lady-man...
Yue Ying: Asshole..
Guan Yu.. Shut up.. it's a Cow..
Zhang Fei: No it's Cao Cao..
Cao Cao: Im not a Cow..
Wei Yan: Yes..You..Are...
Ma Chao: Pls. Shut Up..
Huang Gai: It's a frat..
Sun Quan: Who did That?..
Liu Bei: Cao Cao..
Cao Cao: No im Not..
Yuan Shao: ARGGH! SHUT YOUR ASS YOU BASTARD! YOU RUINED MY SHOW , MY DIGNITY , MY PALACE , MY BRAIN...
All: NOBLEASS!
Judges...
Lu Bu: Oh..my.. Yuan Shao Fliped..
Dong Zhuo: I like Super Man..
Meng Huo: I like Spiderman..
Lu Bu: How Cheap... I like Cyclops..
Meng Huo: We are not on X-men..
Dong Zhuo: What a mess...
Diao Chan: Ok audience... Lord Yuan Shao is... Dead Now!...
All: YEAH!
Cao Cao: Let's Have a Party!
Sun Quan: At Last.. He's Dead..
Liu Bei: Im Happy...
Lu Bu: Hahaha.. He will go to Hell now together with Satan..
Meng Huo: He Died beacuse he begun to flip..
Dong Zhuo: I think.. it's cool...
So the Judges Have been decided...
Lu Bu: The winner of the Third Game is Shu...
Diao Chan: Ok send Yuan Shao to the Cementery.. together with the Zombies..
So.. The Third Game is Finished.. and also Yuan Shao's Life.. Our Next Game Will Be the Romance of the three contestants... Now pls.. Wait and Enjoy...
Thank You again...
Chapter 7 ends...