Chapter 8...
The Romance of The Three Contestants...
Im Sorry my Beloved Audience... But Our NobleAss is at the Heaven of Hell now... I want to say... I am Happy beacuse... The Yuan Family is Gone...
And I---...
Yuan Xi Showed up...
Yuan Xi: Stop! The Blood of The Yuan's are Not Yet Done... Sissy Girl!
Diao Chan: What!...
Yuan Xi: Don't Get so Shocked you Bitch!
Diao Chan: I thought...I-..
Yuan Xi: Don't be a Innocent...
Lu Bu: Diao Chan... Im Sorry.. But.. Get out of here beafore i Cut Your Head...
Diao Chan: Why?..
Lu Bu: Beacuse.. You Kill Yuan Shao..
All: What!..
Diao Chan: No!
Lu Bu: Yes.. I saw you.. At the backstage.. You pour a poison at his drink...
Cao Cao: You are a Shame to the People...
Sun Quan: You are a Coward..
Liu Bei: You are Beautiful but a Demon...
Cao Cao: You Killed my Friend...
Diao Chan: So what!.. Don't You know?.. He Raped Me!
All: What!...
Diao Chan: Yes You Bitch!... Im 3 months Pregnant now!..
Lu Bu: Argh! That NobleAsss!..
Cao Cao: Oh..
Sun Quan: Wow! Im Lucky He's Dead..
Liu Bei: Your're right...
Yuan Xi: Father Did THAT!...
Diao Chan: Yes You IDIOT!..
Dong Zhuo: Will You Stop Now!..
Meng Huo: Yah! The Show Must Go On!..
Lu Bu: Alright.. Yuan Xi You are The Host...
Yuan Xi: Ok Fine...
Ahem.. Now For The Third Game!... You will Pick a Piece of paper.. I will Read it and You Will answer...
Now... Lu Xun.. Pick now...
Ok.. The Question is...
Do you love your Partner?...
Lu Xun: Yes..
Sun Quan: Huh?.. What?..
Sun Ce: Why?..
Lu Xun: Well.. She Loved Me...
Xiao Qiao: He is Right..
Da Qiao: I Don't Understand?..
Lu Xun: Beafore They get Married... Xiao is My Girlfriend..
All Wu: What?..
Lu Xun & Xiao Qiao: We Give Up...
Next.. Sima Yi...
The Question...
What part of your partner's body do you like the most?..
Sima Yi: Is that a question?..
Yuan Xi: Of course..
Zhen Ji: Ha! Maniac..
Yuan Xi: I still Love You..
Zhen Ji: Shut Up!
Sima Yi: Ok.. My answer is her Breast..
All: What!..
Yuan XI: Yuck!
Sima Yi: Hey.. i just answered your Question.. NobleAsshole..
Zhuge Liang: How nice..
Yue Ying: How Disgusting..
Sima Yi: Shut Up Lady-Man.. Hahaha.. I Think YOU don't have any BREAST you punk!..
Yue Ying: Argh!.. Of Course i Have!.. If You like i will SHOW it You Creep!
Zhuge Liang: Oh My...
Cao Cao: Quick! Cover my Eyes Beafore i see a Demon!
Sun Quan: Yeah! Show it..Show It!
Liu Bei: Zhuge.. Stop her!
Cao Cao: Yah! Stop Her...
Zhuge Liang: I Can't..
Sun Quan: Great!
Cao Cao & Liu Bei: Noooo!
Yuan Xi: Stop This!
Sima Yi: Yah.. Stop That you Lady-Man...
Yue Ying: It's only a JOKE!..I can't DO That!..
Cao Cao & Liu Bei: Thank Heavens.. She Didn't Do It!
Sun Quan: Not Fare!
All: Shut Up!
Yuan Xi: Back to the game... Why Breast is Your Answer?..
Sima Yi: How Poor... And Cao Pi too.. Didn't You Know.. I Fuck her a couple of times...
Yuan Xi: What!.. Hey...
Cao Cao: You Did That!..
Zhen Ji: Yah! Twice a week..
Xiahou Dun: Ah.. Thats why.. I see her going to the room of Sima Yi in the Middle of the Midnight...
Zhuge Liang: Oh my God..
Sima Yi: Why?.. What?.. You Like to do it too?..
Zhuge Liang: No.. Did you said Twice a week Zhen Ji?..
Zhen Ji: Yes.. What about it?..
Sima Yi: What's The Problem with That?..
Zhuge Liang: Haha.. I Beat You With That!
Sima Yi: Huh?.. you.. having a sex with your Man-Wife too?..
Zhuge Liang: Yes..
Sima Yi: Really?.. Every What?..
Zhuge Liang: Everyday..
Cao Cao & Sima Yi: What!
All: OH NO!
Yue Ying: Why Did You Tell Them Zhuge!..
Zhuge Liang: Sorry.. i just got carried away..
Cao Cao: Quick! give me a plastic..
Zhang He: Why my Lord?
Cao Cao: My stomach it's going to-- Bwah..
Liu Bei: He.. Disgusted..
Sun Quan: To late for the plastic..
Sima Yi: He wasted..
Gan Ning: Oh.. I like this Show..
Ling Tong: Yeah Me too..
Zhao Yun: Hey.. This Show.. It's Getting Wierd..
Ma Chao: Damn This Author!
Inzikt (Me): Shut Up...
Ma Chao: Sorry..
Pang Tong: Com'on it's Zhuge's Turn..
Yuan Xi: Oh yes..
Next Zhuge Liang..
What Romantic Places do you like to date your wife?..
Zhuge Liang: Any Place..
Sima Yi: Oh Com'on.. You are Sucks!
Zuo Ci appered beside Cao Cao..
Cao Cao: Waaaah! Zuo Ci!
Zuo Ci: Hello Cow Cow..
Liu Bei: Moooh!..
Cao Cao: Shut Up Liu Bei!
Zuo Ci: I See... You are really Disgusted about This Show...
Cao Cao: So What!..
Zuo Ci: Oh.. Nothing...
Sun Quan: Stop it! Com'on Back To the Show!
Yuan Xi: Right... Why Any Place Zhuge Liang?..
Zhuge Liang: I Don't Know... We're always been romantic even in public places...
Sima Yi: Hahaha... How Cheap...
Zhuge Liang: No.. it's not..
Sima Yi: Oh Really?...
Zhuge Liang: Yes..
Cao Cao:Will You Stop Now!
Yuan Xi: Ok... Next The Ladies..
Zhen Ji's Turn...
What kind of gift do you want to recive from your partner?..
Zhen Ji: Many Flutes...
Yuan Xi: I Can Give it To you my Love...
Zhen Ji: Shut Up!...
Sima Yi: Sorry but.. I already gave her all the 4th Weapon Flutes...Bitch...
Yuan Xi: Im Lost Again..
Cao Cao: Com'on Yuan Xi... You Have No Chance To Zhen Ji Forever..
Yuan Xi: Shut Up Cow!
Sima Yi: Cry To Death if you like...
Yuan Xi: Humph!
Ok Next.. Xiao Qiao...
Where did you meet?..
Xiao Qiao: Common Sense pls...Of Course in Wu Bitch!..
Yuan Xi: But that is your question..
Lu Xun: Sorry.. She's Mad...
Yuan Xi: That's Ok...
Cao Cao: Damn this Shu..
Zuo Ci: Why?..
Cao Cao: I Hate Their Pair...
Zuo Ci: Zhuge Liang?..
Cao Cao: No.. His Wife...
Zuo Ci: What's Wrong With Her?..
Cao Cao: Im Disgusted..
Zuo Ci: Im Not .. Thinks She's Beautiful..
Cao Cao: No..
Zuo Ci: Yes.. Wait.. You Like Her Didn't You?..
Cao Cao: No.. Im Not..
Zuo Ci: HEY EVERYBODY! I KNOW CAO CAO'S SECRET!
All: WHAT!
Cao Cao: NO ZUO CI!
Sun Quan: COM'ON DROP IT!
Liu Bei: SAY IT!
Zuo Ci: CAO CAO LIKE ZHUGE LIANG'S WIFE!
Yue Ying: EKKKK!... PERVERT!
Zhuge Liang: WHAT!
Sima Yi: Oh..noh...
Cao Cao: IT'S NOT TRUE!
Zuo Ci: YES IT IS!
Yuan Xi: QUIET!
All: SORRY...
Next Yue Ying..
When and Where Did the first time Your partner said I Love You?..
Yue Ying: I... Can't Remember..
Zhuge Liang: Last 2 Years.. At Our Room...
Yue Ying: Really?..
Yuan Xi: Ok...
Sima Yi: Last 2 Years?..
Lu Xun: That's Long...
Cao Cao: Zuo Ci... Pls.. Kill me now..
Zuo Ci: Sorry i can't...
Liu Bei: Oh man! Stop Acting Stupid!
Sun Quan: You Are Sucks!.. Sucker than NobleAss!
Cao Cao: Did not!
Judges...
Lu Bu: So.. Who's the winner for this game..?
Meng Huo: Don't Know.. we still have.. 6 more game... i think..
Dong Zhuo: We will wait for now..
So The Forth Game is Finnished... Wait For The Fifth... The Battle Of the Gents... it is a strategy game... Thank You... Wait and Enjoy...
Chapter 8 Ends...