AN: Sorry for updating so late! (Told you I'd be bad at this) Anyhow, I simply haven't been in the mood to write lately, but today in middle of math class I was struck with a delightful scene and spent the rest of class scribbling down hot sexy Blaise-Draco dialogue .' )

Disclaimer: I'm not a bad girl I promise. (Sort of)

The song lyrics used in this chapter, "Bad Boy", is by Cascada. Take a listen; it's so funny it makes me want to cry.

Chapter 2 – Be My Bad Boy

"Won't choo be my bad boy, be my man,
Be my week-end lover but don't be my friend,
You can be my bad booooy!…"

I was so into the song that for a second I thought I heard a chorus outside the shower humming with me. The hot water raining on my body was creating so much… steam.

"lalala Bad boy! Yeah Blaise, Shake it!" I could really get into these things sometimes.

After rinsing my hair out, I turned off the water and smiled at my reflection on the silver handle. I looked good wet.

Humming "Bad Boy" cheerfully, I wrapped my nice fluffy towel around my waist and stepped out of the shower – only to find that my one and only love, Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin prince, the arch rival of the-boy-who-lived, the youngest death-eater alive, the most brilliant and beautiful boy in Hogwar- err I guess I'm getting off topic...

Anyway, to my horror, my lover-to-be was standing right outside of the showers, drying his hands on a silky green hand cloth. He turned his head toward the showers as I stepped out, and stared at me with his smirk, which by the way is so sexy it should be a crime. He looked like he was about to erupt into laughter.

He did.

"AHAHAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHA! ZABINI WHAT ARE YOU SINGING? AHHAHAAA…"

I blushed furiously as he imitated me, "Bad Boy! Shake it!" He shook it. Hard.

It was beyond hot.

But I couldn't get distracted; I was in a bad situation!

Hurry Blaise think! THINK! EXCUSE EXCUSE EXCUSE!

"erm... I was... uh… I'M DRUNK!"

And with that I darted out into the common room as fast as I could, towel falling riiight off my waist as I ran, and of course I didn't even notice.

Now see it's not that I'm ashamed about my body or anything. No no, nothing such. To be honest I think I have quite a nice body – in its entirety. Nothing a man would be ashamed of showing to Draco Malfoy. But see I was just a little embarrassed about the singing that's all.

My platinum-blonde stud raised an eyebrow as he watched me run out, shook his head with a sigh, and counted down.

5…4…3…2 . . .

"EWWW! OH MY GOD, BLAISE GET OUT GET OUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR- EWWW GET OUT!" Pansy's shriek from the common room practically made my ears bleed.

I sprinted so fast back into the shower room that on the way I almost ran into the wall – or Millicent; I couldn't tell.

Draco was waiting for me… on the floor laughing.

I dove behind the shower curtains and took a few long breaths. What a work out – I might just have to take another shower!

"Dr-…Draco can you throw me my towel?"

He was still laughing.

"Draco!" I sure did love that bad boy but I was a Slytherin and Slytherins never ask twice.

He stopped laughing after a naughty little snort escaped him. (Sexy!) Then he picked himself up from the floor, and started walking towards the showers, singing "Bad Boy"!

"LALALALALALA!" I covered my ears and screamed all the "LA"s I had in me. "LALALALA GIVE ME MY TOWEL LALALALA…"

Draco rolled his eyes. "I'm not touching your towel Zabini; we all know where it's been. Hurry up and get dressed; we're sneaking out to Hogsmeade in half an hour." I could hear his footsteps getting farther away.

"And you better apologize to Pansy; she sounded pretty disgusted," he added, then closed the door of the bathroom.

Irritated but also strangely turned on by the fact that Draco thought about where my towel had been, I darted out of the shower and grabbed my safe fluffy bad-boy-coverer.

Hogsmeade with Draco eh?

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